i'd rather have champagne

✿ mai (she/her). mostly obsessed with broadway, shipwrecked comedy, and tv shows with female leads. ✿ 

[i-carian]

Andrew Garfield as Jonathan Larson + Steven Sondheim as himself tick, tick… BOOM! (2021) When I screened the movie for Sondheim, he e-mailed me and said, “You treated me very gently and royally, for which I am grateful.” But he said, “One thing: the last voice mail message to Jon, it sounds a little cliché. ‘I have a feeling you’re going to have a very bright future.’ I would never say that. Can I please rewrite what Sondheim says in the voice mail? I’ll record it if you can’t get the actor back.” - Lin-Manuel Miranda on his Steven Sondheim re-write.

[charlottearthistory]

‘evening reading’ - georg vilhelm paulli (1884)

[dailyflicks]

THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987) dir. Rob Reiner Cinematography

[metgala2018]

Obsessed with the comments listing every character

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Ben Affleck is one of those people who just cannot work period dramas at all. He has a face that knows about emails

[odekirk]

I am the croissant that felt its own heat and curves and wished to become a woman, and I am that woman from the wish. Let me be your morning treat with your coffee. Disregard the fear that I am too rich to be an ordinary meal. Allow my antique decadence into your morning into your mouth. Pair me with jam. Treasure me for my layers and layers of fragility and richness. Name me after a shape that the moon makes. Have me in a hotel while you are on vacation. Look at me and say, “Oh, I really shouldn’t,” just because you want to have me so very much.

Jenny Slate, Little Weirds

[cinematv]

GRACE AND FRANKIE | 1.02 “The Credit Cards”

[thefinaldisciplesofascensia-dea]

guillermo isn't a familiar anymore, he's close to an equal to the vampires,,,, so why does he still call nandor master if not at least slightly for horny reasons

[ashleysolsen]

ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING (2021)

Right. You should wait. Plenty of time. You know, 70 is the new 40.

[shakesitoffs]

TED LASSO 2x12 | Inventing the Pyramid of Success

+BONUS

[7244395]

Some of us have real problems like there’s somehow not a plain pink heart emoji

[gaybichon]

bernadette peters age 73 with her titties up and OUT at every single event......... we love her

[gaybichon]

give those bad boys a tony

[pdfbabe]

[hawkofkrypton]

[nessa007]

Will you do the Roy Kent cheer tonight?

[cinematv]

TED LASSO 2.10 No Weddings and a Funeral

[memeclassheroes]