Matheus

25, he/him, brazilian

[lambe-culo]

halloween 2013.

///if i can find a boostier and wig,//

[gonebyionnalee]

[nocturnalxsociety]

[krishnathekumar]

This satire was made 20 years ago.

[werebottom]

Old school Madtv was spot on

[mizreesecup]

Omg

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

this thing is called bai-bao-jia.The Chinese used it to store flat items about a hundred years ago.

[1617]

yeah i’m shy but i’m not “☺️ 🥺” shy i’m “😐🧍” shy

[92m]

[cattleworship]

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

escapes for when you feel anxious

exploring a flowery town with cute villagers

drinking a milkshake in an empty diner at 3am

real life that feels dreamlike

cute sunflower field dates

in love with the universe

softest love songs

living inside an 80s tv show

drinking tea on a cozy raining morning

you’re an angsty teen in a coming-of-age film

summer road trip in the west coast

vacation in san francisco

living in an old French film

stargazing and contemplating the meaning of life

late night drives in a 90’s movie

watching a beautiful sunset over the beach with someone you love

feeling dazed and drifting off under dreamlike sunlight

going to the beach in a camper van in 1960′s california

collecting whimsical music-boxes and taking pictures of clouds in paris

falling asleep on the moon

city lights at midnight

half dreaming,half awake in faded 60s sunlight

remembering someone else’s memories like they’re your own

being the guardian of a snowy forest who befriends wolves and takes care of baby fawns

being in a vintage fairytale

wandering the avenues of vintage New York City

living in a cinematic landscape and watching over a magnificent scenery

exploring an art museum

eating fruit in a small italian seaside town

[rodrickheffeley]

why do i need to come out ? if you still think im straight then that's on you

[asundergrowth]

Nice ass, sorry about the mental illness

Thank you king

[kakashibestie]

[animejebbush]

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

[shesnake]

BPM (Beats Per Minute) (120 battements par minute) (2017) dir. Robin Campillo

[allfemboysgotoheaven]

Full body fishnets? Full body fishnets.

[whisqrs]

executions

[programmerhumour]

Funny how that works

[ferrousferrule]

I am so pleased at how many notes are some version of “I don’t fear the science, I fear the corporations who control it” because that is EXACTLY the attitude you should have. GMOs can save us. Monsanto will kill us.

[turing-tested]

you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.

[feastofsnakes]

You aren't a bottom you're 14

[feastofsnakes]

Seriously though, to any 13/14 year olds, you're a child. You might still be in middle school. Please don't worry about what position you like in sex. Worry about passing your tests

[showerthoughtsofficial]

slow wifi is somehow more frustrating than no wifi

[charlesoberonn]

No wifi frees you to do something else.

Slow wifi is like Tantalus’ punishment. You’re so close, but you can’t quite reach for it. And you’re in too deep, so you can’t walk away either.