spotless genetic makeup

hotdogsummer is my main 😌

[kureijei]

x-files screencap study from a photo i had saved on pinterest to get myself used to painting again :] not anything crazy it was just for fun

[queeenpersephone]

david duchovny, pitching hollywood ad: so mulder storms out of the premiere because he can’t stand even a fake scully loving someone else.. and then OFC scully finds him and she’s so pretty and then she laughs and grabs mulder’s arm and smiles up at him, flirting -

chris carter: um where is the x file tho

dd: they walk, arm in arm.. it’s basically a date... and you know their rooms are adjacent with huge bathtubs so really let your mind run wild with implications...

cc: aliens? is it ghosts? demons? when’s scully gonna be violated physically or emotionally?

dd, pointedly: scully, UNINJURED AND HAPPY, reaches for mulder’s hand and they walk off into the sunset.

cc:

dd: OKAY okay i guess a weird bowl can bring people back from the dead

cc: ...

cc: okay how does that get resolved-?

dd: unimportant btw don’t you think gilly would look cute in a headband? i think so

[thexfiles]

just got word that the time I told david duchovny he has a lesbian aura is going around on twjtter. users asking "is this real." the answer is yes 😀 I was right and i would do it again

[thexfiles]

hello tumblr user thexfiles. i have recently begun watching hit tv show the x files and i have one question: why aren’t they lesbians

for starters one of them is A man. but once you look past this, they are

[leg-rat]

The Story of the Scully Box.

[geekygothgirl]

This is the most adorable thing ever. Aaaahhh. 

[bluedragontraveler]

i went digging because i knew this existed! here she is falling off the box!!!

[twelvedollars]

[voidgivnfocus]

the x-files be like ok, here's our main recurring villains. we've got a senile old man with lung cancer and a mascara-wearing twunk with one arm that's never won a physical fight in his life. yeah they're supposed to be dangerous

[house--centipede]

[jessiesjaded]

Canon dialogue.

[lilydalexf]

We did a lot of ad libbing in the car scene.  His name was Sheriff Hartwell, but when you say it fast, it sounds like Sheriff Fartwell… -David Duchovny (x)

(X-Files “Bad Blood” outtake with David Duchovny and Luke Wilson)

[triple-ennui]

Sometimes I think The X-Files is such a timeless and relevant show I forget it takes place in the 90s, and then I see a scene where Scully buys a whole bag of groceries for $11.14 and pays with a check

[yesandor]

TXF as textposts: Scully

[yesandor]

TXF as textposts: Scully

[suitablyaggrieved]

It’s *almost* done. 😥

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

the best part of each x-files episode is waiting for the end to see who's gonna do the sign off report cause when it's scully it's usually something like "once again, despite my partner's opinion to the contrary, i cannot confidently say that there is any scientific basis to the theory that alien ghost blood was responsible for the disappearance of the crack in the liberty bell" meanwhile if it's mulder we get gems like "are we alone in the universe? what does it truly mean to be alone? did bigfoot fuck the speaker of the house? as always i am left with more questions than answers and don't know who to trust and i think scully changed her shampoo and..."

[brucesterling]

[nikolamiprosciutto-deactivated2]

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

the x files is like what if you were driven to the brink by forces you couldn’t begin to endure alone and then your coworker was like heyyyy at the brink all by yourself cutie? looks pretty cool… can i join you ;) and the people who pushed you to the brink were like ah fuck theyre unionising