Your Local Scurvy Support Blog

Tips and Motivation for your Scurvy Journey o(^▽^)o

[scurvy-wanter]

Hello! This is a scurvy supportive blog <3 Here are the rules!!

Please interact if:

You are Scurviosexual, Scurvy-Supportive, or have Scurvy!!

DO NOT INTERACT IF:

You are Pro-Vit*min C, Scurvyophobic, or have any affiliation with the Emergen-C brand.

Good luck with your Scurvy Journey! We’re in this together!!!

[scurvy-wanter]

Do capri suns have v*tam*in C?

[scurvy-wanter]

God fucking damn it

[scurvy-wanter]

i’m fucking devastated

[scurvy-wanter]

Do capri suns have v*tam*in C?

[scurvy-wanter]

God fucking damn it

[scurvy-wanter]

Do capri suns have v*tam*in C?

[scurvy-wanter]

Staying c*tr*s free is easy when the smell of oranges makes you gag anyways!

[scurviosexual]

*shaking my fist at all the our flag means death ppl blogging in the scurvy tag* GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

blood pressure Ain't even real lol. *stands up and immediately

[scurviosexual]

Scurviosexual/Scurvy Pride Flag!!!

I worked really hard on this flag, and the stripes represent the progression of scurvy's oral symptoms!

The ivory represents pearly white teeth

The pale gold represents yellowing teeth

The pink represents irritated, inflamed gums

The red represents bleeding gums

The deep burgundy represents the scabbed over sockets when your teeth eventually fall out!

[lazynessoverload]

my dad asked me what the scurvy pride flag looks like……?

[scurvy-wanter]

It’s my pfp if that helps! Credit to @scurviosexual for making it. Glad your dad is interested in Scurviosexuality!!

[scurviosexual]

Can you make a wikihow on how to get scurvy? I want to prove to my parents that it’s not just a phase.

unfortunately wikihow wont allow me to post a scurvy guide! apparently it counts as a dangerous activity and goes against their guidelines :/ really sorry!!! im super bummed cause i was so ready to give back to the wikihow community after living by this wikihow religiously through all of middle school

[tagyourcitrus]

there is so little that i am able to find about scurvy which makes me scared about not knowing how much to take in when i microdose </3 when i look stuff up it just has symptoms but now how ill you have to be to get them </3 if any1 has any good tips/resources lmk :,P

[scurvy-wanter]

Maybe try gradually lowering your Vit*min C intake? If you keep track of how much you take in at which stages in illness then you can probably find the level best for you! <3 Hope that helps

[top10epicbackflips]

“scurvy is hot”

— me

[scurviosexual]

one of the things I love most about scurvy is how much you can experiment with it! it's entirely up to you how severe you let your symptoms get, and so long as you don't let it get to the end stages (teeth falling out, seizures, hemmoraging etc) then it has essentially no lasting effects! You can medicate with vitamin c for just long enough to allow your body to heal and then start your scurvy journey again and get yourself back to whatever stage of the disease suits you best!

[scurviosexual]

hey guys!!! please remember to tag your citrus (fruit not fanfiction)! I'm still exploring my scurviosexual identity, and it makes me kind of uncomfortable to see that :/

[bewareofthecar1966]

a girl i know told me that a guy she knows once moved out from his parents, ate nothing but fries and meatballs for HALF A YEAR, and got scurvy. imagine the doctor’s face when this guy shows up with like his gums bleeding and the doc has to fucking say DUDE…. THATS SCURVY…. in this day and age

[scurvy-wanter]

This is the type of energy we love to see <3

[scurviosexual]

hey girl I heard you were into vitamin deficiency watch this *stands up too fast, passes out, and rebreaks all my bones weakened by scurvy and rickets upon hitting the ground*

[scurviosexual]

everyone is all about how they think men who look like sickly victorian orphans r ~soooo~ sexy but when i start coughing up blood at the olive garden im "ruining our date" and "in need of immediate medical attention"