Round 2

50 y/o Canadian woman, My account crypticveil was terminated after 8 years. I lost my main account plus 4 side blogs, miscme, nomseverywhere, can-of-corn and odd & odder. I guess I'm starting over..

[scurvyeunuch]

Trying to find those I followed from my terminated blog, crypticveil!

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@squibbles-gubwee

[ghostdaartist]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[yummyinmytumbly]

Miso Salmon Nobu Copycat

[sweetoothgirl]

Crinkled Brown Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies (Thin & Crispy)

[slowlycooking]

Slow Cooker Pork Chops with Stuffing Are an Easy One-Pot Dinner

These slow cooker pork chops with stuffing are the ultimate one-pot fall dinner. Tender chops, savory stuffing, and cozy Sunday-dinner flavo

[omnivorescookbook]

Pork and Chive Dumplings (猪肉韭菜水饺) These delicious pork and chive dumplings are a classic Northern Chinese dumpling with juicy pork, garlic chives, and a tender boiled wrapper. I mix the filling until sticky, wrap each dumpling by hand, and cook them until the filling stays juicy and the wrapper turns soft and satisfying.

Recipe: https://omnivorescookbook.com/pork-and-chive-dumplings/

[fullcravings]

Copycat Chick-fil-A Brownies

[escuerzoresucitado]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[authoratmidnight]

For comparison, this is a daffodil

[quietlygrousing]

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

[maejacrezz007]

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

[fractiousrvt]

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

[blood-trip-god2]

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

[delphinidin4]

This is a marigold:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

[bitemeilovewaffles]

But. But these are daffodils…….?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I AM GOING TO SHOVE DAISIES DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL THEY SPROUT OUT YOUR TOENAILS

[kaotickeelz2]

Wasn’t expecting to find myself on the flowers side of tumblr through a Gaud post originating from 2021 but also can’t say I’m upset about it

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[rehearsing]

happy too tired July everyone

[lilgrumpiergay]

Glacier National Park, Montana

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Me

[theconcealedweapon]

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