i have explored all of the ocean and here's what i found

you can send me creatures to review. BUT NOT AI-GENERATED!!

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no. this is a serious review blog. no silliness 0/5⭐️

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"pikkuhai, etmópterus spinax" (image by N. Norvil)

review: not recommended

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sea creature reviews: "garnok"

if i may be so vulgar, he is a bit of a pussy.

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people have never told me "you don't look autistic", on the contrary, and i think it's because i look like this fish. its' okay we're all a bit autisic 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

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i think jesse put it well when she said that magikarp on kaikkein möllein pokemon

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if my girlfriend turned into the ocean i WOULD be sad, but you gotta admit this is pretty cool. redacting one point for how crimble the cookie 9/10

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it makes me want to cry and i don't know if i love it or hate it.

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he's trying too hard. 6/10

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7.5/10 scared me deeply as a kid but now i get to bond with people over being scared of it as a kid. also now that i look at it, it's goofy in a fun kind of way. the teeth were an artistic decision for sure. reminds me of veijo rönkkösen statues.