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100% willing to catch an Article 134 for Sea Duke.
I sexualize that old man here, and I am not apologizing or catering to your comfort. I will debauch that naval officer in particular. Homophobes can eat a dick (not mine tho, I have standards). People who obsess over his grandson's wife can seek therapy or fuck off. Blank accounts are blocked.
Late 30s, cheated death, 13 years of enlisted degeneracy in the world's greatest Navy. I pay bills I will cuss as much as I please.
āAmalia's "military training" is all photoshoots and zero actual training.ā - Submitted by Anonymous
If you're mad about it, go to your local recruiting office and show her what it REALLY takes!
PrincessAnne, accompanied by her husband, Vice Admiral Sir Tim Laurence, on the Observation Deck during a visit to HD Hyundai Heavy Industries, one of the worldās largest shipbuilders, in Ulsan, South Korea, on 14 July 2026.
Everyone: Ship.
That Tall (Dutch) Fucker: ā„ Ship ā„
āThe Invictus Games used to get serious attention, from big names like Obama and Justin Trudeau. That meant lots of visibility and credibility. Now? Itās turned into a Harry-and-Meghan PR circus, with questionable spending and no real sponsors stepping up. At this point, Harry is using the games to push for his ridiculous security demands. The duo is dragging the brand down until it finally implodes. So where are the benefits for veterans?ā - Submitted by Anonymous
Oh, kinda like how this fandom uses it as an excuse to talk about their hate boners for one and or both of them instead of, IDK, bringing attention to the participants and discussing practical ways to help veterans, disabled or otherwise? Kinda like that?
It's been a decade since I got run over.
Since returning to active duty I've:
-been promoted twice -served overseas -qualified as SATCOM Watch Officer which is unrelated to my actual job -qualified Enlisted Information Warfare Specialist, my 3rd warfare area qualification -got cleared for sea duty -endured a record-breaking 11 month deployment that included sailing across 3 area of operations, taking an el presidente home with us, obliterating Iran's Navy, public relations with the Royal Norwegian Navy, crossing the Arctic Circle and joining the Order of the Blue Nose, and a 30 hour long general quarters to combat a major class A fire that left our entire left ass cheek crispy, resulting in a Presidential Unit Citation -qualified repair party electrician, which allows me to electrically isolate circuits during fire and flooding, rig casualty power to the ship as a damage control effort, and declare class C fires out after conducting voltage checks on damaged equipment -been selected for shore orders for instructor duty to teach spinny spinny roundy roundies to baby Sailors -been awarded 4 Navy and Marine Corps Achievement Medals
My brain function has improved over time, just as doc said it would. I still can't run, though.
So no, I will not mourn my youth in a few weeks when I hit 40. That's 10 years I was never supposed to have.
POV: You're Sea Duke on 4 July
"The Freedom Bird mask stays on during sex."
āIāll never understand the hype of Royals in the military. Is not like they will put their lives at risk. Philip was an active naval prior his marriage with QE, Andrew (š), he actually participated in Falkland/Malvinas island war but it was a very uneven fight and he was in the air force, so there was, āminimalā risk for him. Harry said he took part of ops, but heās called āBunker Harryā for a reason. Prince Gabriel looks like perusing an active military career, but I doubt heās put at any risk.ā - Submitted by Anonymous
I canāt believe we have breeding kinkā¢ļø for Sir and his lady in the year of our lord of 2026 šš
LOL I actually have a fic in progress that discusses this.
Bu yeah, the thought of Sea Duke finishing in his wife (or me) is *chef's kiss*.
DANELLE IS SPAMMING ME WITH D*CK.
āSo Harry can watch NBA and baseball finals but couldnāt be bothered to watch football match between England, his country of origin, and Croatia? Heās so lazy.ā - Submitted by Anonymous
Baseball finals? It's mid-season? The World Series is in October.
āMy dream engagements/outings for Catherine and William next month are The World Cup, USA 250th Independenceās celebration and Taylor and Travisā wedding ššš *finger crossed* (also pls donāt hate, I just want to stan in peace)ā - Submitted by Anonymous
I'd love for them to come over and watch us party with our bald eagles, Bill of Rights, and naval supremacy. *gasp* WE COULD RE-ENACT THE BOSTON TEA PARTY! #PartyLikeIts1776
But I'm also embarrassed at the state of the place...*gestures at the federal government*
I kinda wish they had another oopsie baby but a girl instead hehehe
I mean I'm not gonna lie, thinking about Sir getting his wife pregnant is kinda hot. I'm not the audience for talking about babies though.
Yeah whatās with the royal watchers calling military personnels who toured war criminals though? I didnāt remember this fandom being like this 10 years ago.
I mean I could try to explain some of the thought process, because not all of us are the All-American Heroesā¢ we're sometimes portrayed to be, but at least today I don't feel like drafting such an essay.
In my experience, people think "Oh you serve so that means you know everything about the decisions and missions and politics behind them and are involved in this process GO FUCK YOURSELF." No lady, no I absolutely am not. I'm an E-6 who's job is to maintain radar systems and my security clearance does NOT grant me access to that level of information, you are out of your goddamn mind.
Years ago, this fandom was way more vile, hateful, and detrimental to my mental health (and largely responsible for the end of a relationship, even!). I don't know how the fuck I put up with the way I was treated and talked to. But I also I had some friends, most of whom have left this site for reasons. The level of absolute lunacy around stupid shit like shutting car doors was alive and well, just directed at a different wife.
WHAT KIND OF WORLD DID I COME BACK TO??
Reminder that Sea Duke admitted Ed was an accident.
I love that you specified that it was a BOX wine that theyāre drinking š. I had to log out of the internet every time I read royal fandomās ignorant commentary.
Like, ok, there are some sane folks in this fandom, right, but largely it's full of women who either hate the very thing/person they blog about, which is an odd way to spend your time, or women who are just MAD. No real reason, no solution to the issue, they're just š all the time, and they can't understand how fucking WEIRD that is.
I sometimes sit here and wonder "Dude do their kids know mama hate blogs about a woman who married an inconsequential royal guy?" DO THEIR KIDS KNOW HOW MISERABLE AND HATEFUL THEY ARE? Must make the holidays awkward for everyone. š
No longer knee deep in royal fandom but apparently Invictus is next month and honestly I cannot wait for a slew of brand dead takes about the military, its procession or how every single military personnel is a war criminal š„“š„“š„“
*long, exasperated sigh*
Let me just say that being active duty Navy is, in fact, exhausting in this shitass fandom. Because suddenly every middle-aged (and I mean 50 - 65 here) conservative white woman in this fandom, which there is a surprising amount of, will sit on their phone with their glass of box wine and Karen the ever living fuck out of the entire thing.
Women who never put on a uniform are suddenly experts of customs, courtesies, regulations, the events' structure, the business side of it, its inner workings, and participate in beratement of the man who runs the thing, himself a veteran. Not to mention they act as if they speak for the entire military community. Lady, no one is bothered except you, and that's only because you have this weird parasocial beef with Prince Harry and his wife. In 'Merica, generally speaking nobody thinks about them; gas prices are too high for that shit.
Also, World Cup.
