I just drove my uncle and myself to the hardware store, and he said to me âMolly, I want you to know that being Catholic doesnât change anything. If you someday get married, your wife will be welcome in this family. Donât ever think otherwise.â
 That is really nice, but I am not gay???
IâM LAUGHING SO HARD. SPOILER ALERT 2012 ME; YOUâRE SUPER FRICKING GAY.














