Noah Kahan
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we're not kids anymore.

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@seambuster
Officer has some ideas about the guy he pulled over.
I can't ever ask my son to cook anything. He gets so horny at the thought of eating that he just winds up naked on the kitchen floor playing with his fat belly and moobs, and unintentionally burning something. So even though he should've moved out by now it seemed like this behavior could lead to him accidentally burn down his house, so I told him to stay with me and I will do the cooking for both of us.
I thought I would become annoyed and eventually tell him to move out anyway, but I have to admit that cooking has been a lot more fun with my fat naked son kneeling below me while I prepare the food that will make him even fatter. I wondered if one day he'd get so big that he wouldn't be able to get back up, and I'd just have to start feeding him straight from the stove. At the thought, I decided to double tonight's dinner recipe.
🎥 Morning Wood 🪵
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🎥 Stout Belly
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🎥 Christmas Vacation🎅🏼
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“Henry Ford had his Ford T. And I also have a T, I’ll show you.”
Paradise Postponed Ep. 2 - The Temptation of Henry Simcox
Like I always say - we had it so much better in 70's and 80's. Is it me or was this very sexually charged? Seems like the hot chub with a cigar was making a pass...
Kenny Ireland is the hot chub, and the other guy is Peter Egan who became a very hot daddy around 2000's...