Sean Lodge Writer's Blog @seanllodge - Tumblr Blog

Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

ampersketch-art

Hey,

chongoblog

Don’t say anything

eldragon-x-moved

subrosadraco

James: “HEEHEEHEE WE PUT THE THEY IN THEM!”

Jessie: “a”

ribbonmiku

we put the they in them thursday

pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post Thursday

proletherian-dictatorship

oh you have a PhD in astrophysics? that's cute. i know the Vibe of astrophysics

pig5

hollowtones

2025

we're eating peanuts WITH the skins ON

snapscube

elliespectacular

Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 2024

elliespectacular

gay sex

hot-wire-this-old-car

compilation of my favorites so far. this energy for 2025 please

aquasine0

geometry dash roommate

bisquid

WHY does the inner ear have a direct line to your stomach? What evolutionary advantage is there to throwing up when you're dizzy?

moniquill

When your ancestors were fish, this:

The inner ear positional system reports data about your position in three dimensional space in relation to gravity, accounting for acceleration.

Throwing up when you're dizzy might make the predator drop you.

bisquid

... That makes sense but also why is it always because fish

earhartsease

don't diss your ancestors

they also gave us some other weird shit in your middle ear that means singing with other people gives you euphoria

haloinfinite-archive

help I’m dying

monody-monody

When you don’t want to code predictive aiming so you just make the projectile homing instead.

an-apocalypse-of-magpies

The story of this is fascinating and hilarious.

So this is, obviously, Hitman. And in Hitman you can pick up objects and throw them to cause a noise distraction. But you can also throw them at a person to sneakily take them out, particularly if the object is bladed/sharp or heavy. Now, the thrown weapon is programmed to home in on the target, but it normally moves so fast and the target so slowly that it makes no difference. Enter the briefcase. Intended for discreetly carrying weapons, but because of the briefcase’s size and bulk, it can be thrown, it has a much slower flight speed than, say, a knife or a screwdriver. But this meant that people noticed the trick, because they finally found a weapon that flies slowly enough to turn in mid-air. The devs patched this out of later games, the fans revolted - they wanted the janky homing briefcase.

Now we come to Hitman 2 (2019). The devs, as a joke, added a special variant of the briefcase to the game. So now, not only was there the ordinary briefcase, but a special version of the briefcase with minimum flight speed and perfect homing. Combine that with the one point in the game where a target can out-manoeuvre the inexorable march of the slow, flying suitcase, and you get one of the funniest gifs in modern gaming

thesaltofcarthage

I’m sitting here at my desk screaming “TAKE HIM OUT! TAKE HIM OUT, BRIEFCASE!”

the-haiku-bot

I’m sitting here at

my desk screaming “TAKE HIM OUT!

TAKE HIM OUT, BRIEFCASE!”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

punished-venom-solitair-e

at the library and i know im supposed to be "volunteering" for "college credit" but theres a dude at the other end of the room playing yu-gi-oh on the computer and let me just say. he is not good at it

punished-venom-solitair-e

just absolutely dogshit actually. i would be embarrassed

punished-venom-solitair-e

hes closing the yu-gi-oh website

punished-venom-solitair-e

hes opening twitter

punished-venom-solitair-e

ohhhhhh. thats pokemon porn

punished-venom-solitair-e

since this post is getting more notes than i expected i just wanna clarify that it was gay pokemon porn. i dont know enough pokemon to tell you who was bottoming but incineroar was topping

kaijuno

thatsbelievable

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

chongoblog

This Luigi Mangione story has everything

-His political motivations are basically incoherent

-He wrote personalized messages on the bullet casings

-He killed a healthcare CEO

-The last quote he posted was from the Lorax

-His name literally translates to Luigi’s Mansion

-His twitter banner has Breloom on it

-A ton of people want him carnally

-He’s from one of the richest families in Maryland

-He was arrested at a McDonalds after an old person snitched on him

-He gave the Unabomber’s manifesto a 4/5 on GoodReads

-This

gaybichon

community notes are so brutal. tumblr needs to add that feature to escalate our pvp capabilities

treecitysessions

No the person who tweeted this made me laugh so hard the other day bc people were trying to correct them and they edited their shadow on picsart to keep the bit going