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Darcy: Officer, your pupils dilate by 45% wen you see someone you love
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[Darcy is pulled over]
Robbie: Your eyes are dilated, are you high?
Darcy: Officer, your pupils dilate by 45% wen you see someone you love
Robbie:
Wesley: I'm a terrible person
Louis, jumping up from behind the couch: I was summoned by the sound of falsehood
Vale: Your friends were counting on you.
Ryder: Well, that’s their fault. I have carefully cultivated a persona that screams ‘you’re on your own’.
Payton: Oh come on I could not have been that drunk last night
Atlas: You were so drunk, you were hitting on me.
Payton: So what? You're my fiance.
Atlas: You asked me if I was single.
Payton: I was probably just kidding.
Atlas: You cried when I said I wasn't.
Niall: 26 injured, 1 kidnapped. Wouldn't you call that the worst possible outcome?
Wednesday: Bitch they're still fucking alive though aren't they?
Aurora: Is it okay if I swear?
Romeo: Yes, Aurora, I will allow you to swear.
Aurora: F
Romeo: Yes, go on.
Aurora: I'm nervous.
HARRY: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?
ZAYN: No, it's called highjacking.
LOUIS: Guys no, its called weedwacking.
NIALL: No. It's called disappointing your mother.
Hannah: Niall did you eat the last of the pastries I made?
Niall: ... no?
Hannah: is that sugar dusting on your pants?
Niall: it's cocaine
Atlas: Payton and I don’t have pet names for each other.
Wesley: I see. What do bees make?
Atlas: Honey.
Payton: [From another room] Yeah, sweetheart?
Atlas: …
Wesley: Don’t ever lie to my face again.
Niall: Owen, oh my god! Hannah's right there! What should I say?
Zayn: Just tell her "You have beautiful eyes".
Niall, to Hannah: I have beautiful eyes.
Hannah: Uh... okay, sure.
Niall: NO!
Atlas: [talking to a sleeping Payton] I think you're the kindest, sweetest, prettiest person I've ever met in my life. I've never seen anyone that's nicer to people than you are. The first time I saw you... something happened to me. I never told you but... I knew that I wanted to hold you as hard as I could. I don't deserve someone like you. But if I ever could, I swear I would love you for the rest of my life.
Payton: Did you say something?
Atlas: Good night.
Wednesday: How are you feeling?
Kale: I’ve been experiencing a bad headache lately that seems to come and go…
Sephy: [entering the room] Hey, guys.
Kale: It’s back again.
Wednesday: *looking at a dead rose* This flower had color and bloom once, and yet death, blind to the beauty of all living things, even one as vibrant as this, has swept over it..wrenching closer to the ground...until it breaks...
Seven: S-So is that a "yes" you want a q-q-quesadilla, or no?
Hannah: Guys, we're out of candy.
Payton: What? Already? There's only been like three kids.
Hannah: I know, but one little girl just told me she loved me so I just gave her everything.
Ryder: When people get too close to me I like to call them by the wrong name to show I don’t really care about them.
Wednesday: Fascinating,
Ryder: Glad you agree, Willie Wonka.
They called her naive for believing in the good in people. But she was just a loving soul, who thought that even monsters needed someone, who truly believed, they were angels once and they can be it again. And yes, maybe that was naive, but this world needed people like her.
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