still waters

Wallace SHSL Aquatic Gymnast Room # 136

[shsladmin-blog]

I’m too good for you piss off.

"Gay."

[seasideromeo]

I didn't know it was opposite day oh.

"I know you are but what am I."

[shsladmin-blog]

I still home you choke on one.

"A fashion disaster."

[seasideromeo]

Well it definitely won't be yours.

"I know you are but what am I."

[shsladmin-blog]

I hope you choke on a d— dewberry.

"A loser."

[seasideromeo]

Thank you for keeping this PG-13. I appreciate it.

"I know you are but what am I."

[shsladmin-blog]

Shut the fuck up.

"Not very convincing."

[seasideromeo]

I hope you choke on a banana peel.

"I know you are but what am I."

[shsladmin-blog]

Sure. Your house is lame anyways.

"No. Are you?"

[seasideromeo]

Go back to your dumpster. Where you belong.

"Obviously not."

[electricjolts-blog]

Don’t do that to your sister and fellow fashion crew member.

[seasideromeo]

I'd never.

[shsladmin-blog]

Get out of my face.

"You’re tasteless."

[seasideromeo]

Get out of my house.

"Are you twelve."

[shsladmin-blog]

This place needs some meme.

"Why not?"

[seasideromeo]

Nothing needs meme. Nothing.

"That was tasteless."

[shsladmin-blog]

Incredible, isn’t it?

"Really."

[seasideromeo]

Tragically beautiful.

"Why?"

[shsladmin-blog]

Yes, this meme loving fuck is for real.

"Wonderful."

[seasideromeo]

A wild meme in its natural habitat. Unbelievable. 

"Really."

[shsladmin-blog]

Mutual killing. Wow.

“"Well. That escalated quickly."

[seasideromeo]

Is this meme-loving fuck for real. 

"Disgusting."

[rockmelikearock]

"…."

"This…is…ground-breaking…”

[seasideromeo]

"I should probably stop taking your sense of humor for granite."

[rockmelikearock]

"I didn’t know you thought that of me, Wallace!"

"I do hope I continue to rub off on you, if only to hear more of those puns."

[seasideromeo]

"Most of the ones I know I got from you, so you'll just have to gem and barite."

"You can't make a boat out of stone, after all. It would be too much of a hardship."

[rockmelikearock]

"Wa-Wallace—!"

TAKES HIM BY THE SHOULDERS….

"That was … brilliant … I’m so proud, I may cry—!”

[seasideromeo]

"Well, how could I not learn a thing or two from the best of the best?"

He is Shrugging in a rather grandiose manner.

[rockmelikearock]

"You’re really shelling out the ocean puns, but I hope you aren’t taking for granite the sorts of things I can dig up."

[seasideromeo]

"I sand gill-ty as charged, but you'll have to forgive me if I start feeling sedimental."

[rockmelikearock]

"Oh, nothing really, but if we spent some time together, it would be gneiss.”

[seasideromeo]

"Whale, if you're up for it then I'd be moray than happy to."

[rockmelikearock]

"Are you looking to have me rock your world?"

[seasideromeo]

"Maybe. Water you doing later tonight?"