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seasideromeo replied to your post:"Mutual killing.. How shocking.”

That pun was so bad I’m nearly tempted to krill you myself.

Don't do that to your sister and fellow fashion crew member.

#seasideromeo #leave

"Mutual killing.. How shocking."

#bye #im leaving this world

Spit it out!

25

There is a dragon outside this door and if we go out, it will eat us.

#thugd3re

sidestuiff

Send 'SPIT IT OUT!' and I'll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blur it out to you!

It’s gonna be a mixed bag. Go with caution!

Numbers: 1 - 50

I bet I can give you the most shocking experience of your life. ;)

Sorry, anon. Even though she would love to have a Pokemon battle right now, she can’t.

#anon #i s2g

Wow. People sure are being affectionate tonight.

#im cracking up

you give my electrons a positive charge | elesa & volkner

The model had just arrived on this island not too long ago, and she was already regretting it. Well, she wasn’t regretting coming to this school, she was regretting it because she wasn’t notified that it was going to be on a tropical island. If she had known, she would’ve definitely brought a different wardrobe with her. This was a crisis. Not something she couldn’t handle, though. There better be a mall here or something. If there wasn’t she’s getting off this island. Adios.

As soon as she found her room, she unpacked and put all her clothes—at least tried to— into the closet that was way too small. Arceus, she’s going to have to call the manager later or something and request another closet or two. She’s just going to leave the remaining clothes in her luggage. She’ll deal with that later. Ain’t nobody got time for that. Right now, she has some Dora the Explorer thing to do.

Upon exiting the hotel, she noticed a somewhat rundown cabin nearby. Through the window, she saw a silhouette. Deciding that there was nothing better to do, she decided to go check it out. Who knows what kind of shocking thing or person she might find in there? So she opened the door to the cabin and entered as quietly as possible. The stranger didn't seem to notice her, seeing as he was too focused on tinkering with several pieces of metal. The first thing she noticed was disheveled blonde hair. Probably from all the times the stranger ran his hand through it out of frustration or something. What he was doing did seem pretty complex. The second thing she noticed was his jacket. She’s going to need to know where he got it. It was quite plain, but fashionable. Beautiful. Something about it was familiar, too.

The last thing she noticed about this person shocked her. Like, really shocked her. Took her breath away. She’s never actually met him in person before, but you bet she’s heard a lot about him. Seen him on TV once or twice, too. Incredible. Simply stunning. She never expected to see him here, of all places. She's not complaining, though. Now she has this really stupid grin on her face.

"Volkner, right?" She paused, making sure she got his attention before continuing, "It’s quite a surprise to see you here. Pleasure to meet you, I’m Elesa."

#electronicing #this is gay

seasideromeo

you’re not quite getting the drift here. unless that was you surrendering, your only chance for mercy already floated away. i’m in too deep.

electricjolts-blog

i was considering adding to this but i expect too much resistance. are you one of those people that does it until it hertz?

seasideromeo

well, now that you’re completely on board it’s too lake for you to tern back now. i won’t let up until you’re all washed up and begging me to mercy-krill you.