Magma

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[shsladmin-blog]

Just got slapped by a narcissist. Text it.

[sheekynami]

macklemore would write a song about this probably | asuka n tabitha

[sheekynami]

Hey, it wasn’t her fault she was still learning the writing for a very complicated language– one his small brain probably couldn’t even begin to process. Asuka’s pride depended heavily on her intelligence, she was the smartest person around and she intended to develop her knowledge. After defeating all the angels she wanted to work as a scientist like her mother’s husband, though far better and respected than him of course.

It seemed that Asuka had never gotten the one thing she wanted above all others, as if her life was planned from before she was ‘conceived’ to end miserably. Though it wasn’t over yet, and it wouldn’t be for a long time. Asuka knew how to fight, how to live and how to take care of herself. She didn’t need someone to depend on; it’d only slow her down. At least that’s what she thought.

"Because it’s obviously true; I’m the prettiest girl around, probably even the whole world. No one’s better than I am when it comes to looks, piloting and commanding. There are others too, though that’s all you need to know for now." She quirked her brow as she canted her head, lips lined in a smug smile. "The Evangelion is a colossal humanoid cyborg designed to be piloted by only the best. That means me, I’m the official pilot of Evangelion Unit-02 Dash. I’m clearly a very important person and am to be treated with respect, especially when I’m also the captain of the European Air Force, therefore I can launch a missile attack on your ass before you can even say my full name."

The pilot stared at the other with utter contempt, “my, did you come all this way to insult a poor, defenceless girl?”

[shsladmin-blog]

Is the complicated language she's learning the writing for called Bullshit? It most likely isn't since she's pretty fucking good at bullshitting. Perhaps it's the complicated language of Insults. She's bad at those. Very bad. Ha ha! Smartest person around? Where? He sees the stupidest person around, but he certainly doesn't see the smartest.

"Sorry, sweetheart. This isn't a fairy tale or anything. I'm going to have to break it to you and tell you that you are not the prettiest girl around, much less the whole world." Looks and piloting, he doesn't care about those. Commanding, though, he cared about. Commanding was a thing that he was incredibly good at doing, seeing as he was one of the three admins of Magma. No one's better than her when it comes to commanding? How conceited. He knew she was a narcissist --hell it doesn't take a genius to figure that out-- but she never fails to amaze him with just how conceited she can be. "Mhm. Sure you are. With that kind of attitude, I doubt you'll be able to command anyone without force. If I gathered an army for you right now, I doubt they'll listen to you." Indeed, that's all he needed to know. He was getting tired of hearing her voice. Annoying. "Whoever assigned you to that Eva or whatever must be stupid. A very important figure who need to be treated with respect, huh? Sadly, you're not going to get any respect from me. Since you don't seem to use your brain, I'll remind you that this is a supposedly prestigious school and only the best of the best gets in. Which means, you're not all that special here."

"Launching a missile attack on my ass. Wow. Getting people to do your dirty work. I'm sure that European Air Force of yours have more important things to do than launching a missile attack on me." 

Why the hell not? He has nothing better to do anyway. "There's some anti-bitch serum at the marketplace,"

"It's almost as cheap as you are." A smirk. He's gotta thank Petrel for that one.

[tricktracks]

A good thing about dealing with Suicune Boy was the free stuff he got from hanging out with him. Sure, there was the taxing problem of having to act, lest he piss him off and not get anything, but it was far better than whoever patchy was. If Tabitha couldn’t handle her, Petrel would probably be miserable. Regardless, everyone gets a shot. Perhaps one day he’d get his own chance at handing off the anti-bitch serum comment. “Mhm.”

Magitha, yes. While it also sounded feminine and, well, bad, it also reminded Petrel of ‘maggot’, which was actually very fitting all things considered. He’d keep calling him it until he found a better title or forgot altogether. 

As Magitha leaned in, Petrel felt the compulsion to lean back away, but for the sake of not moving, he stayed where he was, though a small frown curved at his features in disdain for the close quarters. With the secret rolling from his rival team’s lips, he nodded in mock approval. A click of his tongue signaled a let-down response, given the fact that it wasn’t in fact a very big secret. “Scandalous. Looks like we’re in the same boat, heh?” Neither of them on a mission yet both stuck at this school. At least until those plane engines got fixed— Not that Petrel would be jumping ship if they did. No, he’s been here a while with no plans of leaving in sight. “Since were both off duty, whatcheh say we consider a partnership?” 

[shsladmin-blog]

Unlike you, Pretzel boy, he's not interested in getting free shit from kids. Unless it was valuable information. Heck, he would even pay him to deal with that girl. If he used the anti-bitch serum comment on her, he'd probably get bitched at even more. Ha ha.

Wow. That was fucking rude. Even if he found out about the meaning behind Magitha, he wouldn't really care, but that was just. Wow. This friendship of theirs would be over if he knew.

Same boat, huh? He suppose he can put it that way. Did he just suggest a partnership? Partnership. What a funny word! And with a Rocket at that..how outrageous! The thought of it caused him to giggle. The next second, he's cracking up, with his eyes squeezed shut, a hand clutching his side and wheezing away. Hilarious! Pretzel here probably thought he was crazy or some shit, but he honestly don't care. That was the funniest thing he had heard since entering this shitty school.

After a minute or two of what seemed like never ending laughter, he finally calmed down and looked at the other. "Partnership, huh? Sure."

It wouldn't last long anyways, seeing as they both weren't very.. trustworthy.

[seasideromeo]

I didn’t know it was opposite day oh.

"I know you are but what am I."

[shsladmin-blog]

Oh, it's opposite day? I didn't know you were this cool.

"Stupid."

[seasideromeo]

Well it definitely won’t be yours.

"I know you are but what am I."

[shsladmin-blog]

I'm too good for you piss off.

"Gay."

[seasideromeo]

Thank you for keeping this PG-13. I appreciate it.

"I know you are but what am I."

[shsladmin-blog]

I still home you choke on one.

"A fashion disaster."

[seasideromeo]

I hope you choke on a banana peel.

"I know you are but what am I."

[shsladmin-blog]

I hope you choke on a d-- dewberry.

"A loser."

[seasideromeo]

Go back to your dumpster. Where you belong.

"Obviously not."

[shsladmin-blog]

Shut the fuck up.

"Not very convincing."

[seasideromeo]

Get out of my house.

"Are you twelve."

[shsladmin-blog]

Sure. Your house is lame anyways.

"No. Are you?"

[seasideromeo]

Nothing needs meme. Nothing.

"That was tasteless."

[shsladmin-blog]

Get out of my face.

"You're tasteless."

[seasideromeo]

Tragically beautiful.

"Why?"

[shsladmin-blog]

This place needs some meme.

"Why not?"

[seasideromeo]

A wild meme in its natural habitat. Unbelievable. 

"Really."

[shsladmin-blog]

Incredible, isn't it?

"Really."

[seasideromeo]

Is this meme-loving fuck for real. 

"Disgusting."

[shsladmin-blog]

Yes, this meme loving fuck is for real.

"Wonderful."

[shsladmin-blog]

Mutual killing. Wow.

""Well. That escalated quickly."

[tricktracks]

"Heh. Looks like yeh got yerself a real diva on yer hands." From what he’s already seen, the school is full of them, not to disclude that obsessive Suicune priss-boy. Just another drama queen added to the mix, if you ask him. "Recommend ‘er some anti-bitch serum from the marketplace. An’ tell her it’s as cheap as she is."  

Keeping up with fake names is a risky business. Maybe if he put on a face for each different guise… But perhaps Tabitha was more straightforward than that. It seemed so, at least. “I’ll call yeh Magitha. Seems right.” 

"Anyway, Magitha, since yeh won’t tell me what yer up to here, I guess there’s no harm in at least offerin’ whatever assistance I can. I’ll be upfront- I’m not eactly here on business."

[shsladmin-blog]

They can trade. Petrel can deal with the pirate girl and he'll deal with the obsessive Suicune priss-boy. Honestly, Suicune boy didn't sound too bad. A lot better than Patchy. Anti-bitch serum. Man, if somebody actually invented that, he'd buy a bunch. He'll give props to Pretzel. That was actually a really good one. "I'll keep that in mind the next time I see her."

It really fucking was. He'd probably get bored with his fake name after a week and he'll want to change it. Hell, it was also hard keeping track of all the names. Disguising himself wasn't his type of thing, either. He doesn't have time for that. Magitha. What the fuck. Might as well just call him Maggie. Either his naming sense was actually shit, or he just wanted to call him something stupid. Whatever. He didn't care much about names. Tabitha did tell him to call him whatever he wanted, so he's not going to complain.

"Wow, how nice of you to tell me. Alright then, I suppose I can let you in on a secret." His voice dropped to a whisper and he glanced around, making sure nobody else was around. Are you ready to get your mind blown, Petrel? He leaned in closer to the other and whispered, "I'm not here on business, either."

What a little shit.

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