...Can I Try That Again?

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[ruinedchildhood]

[sigistrix-elric]

Now you know.

[bettsplendens]

It’s okay if you didn’t know, just don’t do it again.

Ducks make great crunchy noises if you give them lettuce.

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

Wanna hear the water birb CRONCH

[entierradefrikis]

[colinquinn]

Me, after coming out of a decade of depression

[mockwa]

[phlyhigh]

God damn I need the story behind this before tumblr makes one up

[stuffinspace-deactivated2017100]

they tried to get their phone fixed from somewhere other than the approved apple store locations,so apple tried to take em out

[caden]

[dekkmod-deactivated20200306]

[crowfootinmouth]

satin is a treadmill for snakes

[owlmylove]

please watch this

[koolaidicecubes-deactivated2020]

They’re probably so angry

[tideartist-deactivated20171102]

Needed this to cheer up–

[disgustinganimals]

please watch with sound on

[corvidaezero-deactivated2021061]

“As the father of no daughters because I’m literally in 8th grade, I think sexual harassment is bad.”

These kid are the future.

[yermemeblog]

[lambcrime]

i love this show.

[ifunnny]

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

They’re called safety scissors but the safety’s off bitch!

[humoristics]

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

[shitmystudentswrite]

God’s ‘The Bible’

In God’s ‘The Bible’, the main character Jesus is a very important person.

[idiosyncraticwordsmith]

I do not normally reblog from shitmystudentswrite but I need as many people as possible to see this

[andhumanslovedstories]

I built a nap hole in my closet which is great and has no downside until someone comes into my room looking for me and I have to crawl out of my closet which is frankly impossible to do with dignity and without looking like a sleepy Gollum hissing “what does it wants who wakes us up”

[megalunalexi-aesthetic]

I see no downsides to this

[paulthebukkit]

You: Video games won’t sell unless they’re filled with half naked women

Nintendo, an intellectual:

[myhumaninteractionsafterall]

[dabelu]

timeless classic

[spoken-not-written-deactivated2]

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

[splendude]

thank you osmosis jones

[jordannwitt]

My immune system tried to kill me though.

[benito-cereno]

Jordan just remember you had twenty five billion enemies trying to kill you and you’ve survived them all

[jordannwitt]

Take THAT you tiny goddamn sons of bitches. 

[theweirdwideweb]