i hate hearts please dont have one

Eli, feb ‘05, he/they/whatever, GMT +1

[loststolenorstrayed]

I'm like if a 14 year old got older

[gawdland]

"divorced the wife today. Probably wont get the kids. Drank beer that was 300 caIs. Gonna go yell at minorities on facebook."

#oldmanblogging #this is an old man blog #this is what makes us old men #the big lebowski #hell is a middle aged man #male testeria #man interrupted #humbert #nickleback #im just a man

[seasononeklaus]

can’t believe i wasted eighteen years of my life refusing to eat olives. i love you olives

[kosmogrl]

[dailycatsblog]

[seasononeklaus]

love and light on planet earth i’ve never complained about anything ever

[lockedtombmemes]

[seasononeklaus]

from the times i’ve been witnessed making breakfast this week my new roommate probably thinks i’m some weirdo that only buys those high protein products for twice the price but like listen it’s about the shelf life. this shit lasts for months in the fridge. i’m actually saving money here trust me

[hollanderthoughts]

Everything you want? You can have it all. You just have to wait and be so good and so patient and eventually someone gives you permission to have it all. I’m still waiting but I’ve been extremely good and extremely patient so I’m sure I’ll get permission really really soon.

[seasononeklaus]

heading into the city tomorrow to sit in a park and listen to the cure alone bc cancelling plans just feels so fucking good for some people. won’t even be able to see the stage bc the festival arrangers turned the usual spot into a vip area. just a little look into the humiliation ritual that is my life

[miracollective]

[starshipgenius]

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

[seasononeklaus]

hey guys so like when you want to live does anyone know where you start where you go and who you need to know ok thanks

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[requiem-on-water]

“Storm at Sea off the Norwegian Coast” (details, 1837) by Andreas Achenbach

[guelwaar]

i have formed an opinion that isn't worth expressing

[sunburnt-brian]

[eternalgirlscout]

i love to eat an fucking OLIVE!!!!!!!! 🫒🫒🫒🫒