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Bard is about to come and collect dat ass.
Congrats once again for your milestone! Can I request fluffy (gasp yes I know) HC for Sebard and Sebagni, for whenever you have time? (Feel free to do them separately or only one if it’s too much.) I really enjoyed your HCs last time. 💕
Awww, thank you so much for this ask! <3 I’m so glad you enjoyed the HC’s last time. I had a ton of fun brainstorming and writing them. But, man, this fluff one was a bit of a challenge, lol.
Fluff isn’t something I typically write, other than some brief moments, so coming up with something that was almost completely fluff was an interesting creative exercise. I hope you enjoy these as well. :) And also thank you for being patient while I waited to feel up to working on this. :)
So, without further ado, here are some fluffy Sebard and Sebagni headcanons.
Sebard
Neither man is particularly given to traditionally romantic gestures. Bard, because he’s clumsy at best when it comes to those sorts of things. And Sebastian...well, because he’s Sebastian. Both, in their own way, are men of action so whenever they do something thoughtful, it ends up being an act of service of some sort. Like once, when it was a particularly busy day, Sebastian’s prized pocket watch stopped working. So he set it aside to work his demon magic on it later when he had time. However, when he returned to his office late that night (after the last of the day’s tasks had been seen to and his young master had been tucked in for the evening) he realized it had been fixed. A smile came to his face when he caught a faint whiff of cigarette smoke on the silver watch, immediately knowing who had repaired it.
Bard is also very secretive about his gestures. He doesn’t handle compliments well, especially in the moment. Whenever he does get caught in the middle of doing something for Sebastian or when Sebastian thanks him later, Bard’s face and ears immediately go red and he stumbles over his words until he only manages to mumble a soft “You’re welcome” in reply. This is something Sebastian likes to take advantage of whenever the opportunity arises. He finds the cook’s ability to be easily flustered adorable.
The time the two get to spend together (when they’re not fucking each other senseless) is usually quiet. Their days are so loud and hectic that they enjoy nothing more than the simple reward of each other’s company. Sometimes they’ll talk with soft, low voices as they share a bottle of whiskey or a smoke outside. Though, even then, Sebastian usually doesn’t contribute much, save to give a brief comment or ask a probing question about something Bard said. Bard doesn’t mind, though. He appreciates someone who doesn’t have to blurt out everything that comes into their head. And he respects Sebastian’s desire for privacy as well.
Though he’d never admit it, one of Sebastian’s favorite things is physical contact. And not just sexual contact, either. Both his role as a butler and his status as a demon maintain an unspoken barrier between him and those he’s around. Even in the demon realm, he hadn’t found much connection with his own kind. So he treasures the time he gets to spend with Bard, touching his skin, running his fingers along the scruff of his stubble, and carding his fingers through his soft blond locks. And sensing the reactions that contact garners.
Bard is also a huge cuddler, something which he had been embarrassed to admit at first. He enjoys being either the big or little spoon, though there’s something about falling asleep after a particularly taxing rendezvous with the butler, with his perfectly sculpted arms holding his war-scarred body against his.
Sebagni
Sebastian and Agni are like night and day. Though, it has been said that is why opposites attract. In fact, it was this difference that drew Sebastian to the kind-hearted kansama in the first place. After all the depravity, selfish ambition, and weakness he had seen from humans, he was dumbfounded by Agni’s selfless, caring, and loyal nature. And he was curious to find out more. What had started out as nothing more than a study of human behavior ended up morphing into something like a relationship.
Agni, unsurprisingly, is very caring. He quickly learned Sebastian’s routine and regularly ensures he joins the other butler during his day to assist with his duties. He also acquires or makes gifts for Sebastian that he thinks he would enjoy, such as a new book relating to a topic they had recently discussed or flowers from the garden to brighten his office with their beauty and fragrance.
Sebastian enjoys such doting behavior and has learned to mimic it as best he can. Though his inability to be away from his master’s side for long has limited what he has been able to do in return. Most of his gifts to Agni are related to food, whether that be a new dish of Indian cuisine he learned how to make or a rare fruit or spice he was able to acquire. Agni once broke down into tears when Sebastian presented him with a mango (his favorite fruit), something which stunned the demon butler. It took several minutes of emphatic insistence that he loved the gift for Agni to convince Sebastian that the fruit hadn’t been a terrible idea.
Though they are quite opposite in personality, they are equals in many ways, something that Sebastian finds both intriguing and satisfying. And, unlike most humans he’s encountered, Sebastian actually enjoys talking to Agni. It never seems like the two run out of things to talk about. No matter what topic they’re discussing, Agni is able to provide a perspective that provides Sebastian with plenty to think of during the long, sleepless hours of his nights. Or Sebastian is able to enlighten Agni with new information that transforms his understanding on a topic. Their conversations vary widely, from the mundane to the deeply philosophical and they both enjoy all of them. More than once, the quality of Agni’s companionship has caused Sebastian to wish Agni himself was a demon. However, he also knows that such a transformation would destroy the attributes he so admired in the man.
One of Agni’s favorite ways to pass time with Sebastian is in the kitchen, unable to do anything but admire him for his abilities and his flare for theatrical cooking. Watching Sebastian cook is like watching an artist paint or a musician compose. Though, if he’s entirely honest, his greatest reason for Agni enjoying being in the kitchen with Sebastian is it is the only time in public when he can freely touch the other man without garnering suspicion. Something Agni takes full advantage of...and something about which Sebastian never complains.
A bit late... And a terrible quality image, because my laptop has been out of commission, and my scanner is broken #unluckygirl. But I finally finished the late birthday present for the wonderful @plague-of-insomnia
As their self proclaimed number 1 Sebard fan girl, I just had to draw something from their 'Promise' Series. Specifically the one they dedicated to me, for my birthday last October.
I really hope you like it, sweetie xx
it’s a tight fit, but they made it work 💨 (full version)
I’m taking over Maneater!
“Richer, riper, rotten. Like fruit teetering on the edge of putrescence.”
Hi, everyone! A few months back, @chromehoplite asked if anyone would be interested in taking over a couple of her languishing WIPs that she really didn’t want to abandon but for various reasons didn’t think she could finish herself.
The idea came to her from an ask I sent her on a whim: If a genie would finish any of her WIPs for her, would she take them up on it?
Partly since I am a Sebard slut and partly because I found the premise so... liberating and intriguing, I approached her about taking over Maneater, and we talked and she agreed to turn over the reins for the rest of the story to me.
@luci-on-the-moon and I will be collaborating on this story from now on.
I’m currently revising the next chapter. It’s being a bit of a beast, and with my current health situation, taking longer than I would like. I can’t wait to share it, but we want to be sure we do the story justice.
We’re both really excited about this project, which I anticipate will be about 5-10 chapters long. I hope you’ll continue to enjoy the story despite the shift in authorship!
Kuroshitsuji moodboard: Baldroy/Sebastian Michaelis - Dragons (requested by: @mskiarafan1)
A Hopeful Halloween
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Summary: Sebastian’s anxiety from his PTSD has blossomed into full blown agoraphobia: he’s afraid to leave the safety of his house. Hoping to help him feel better, Bard arranges a small Halloween party in their home with their friends Agni and Soma, giving Sebastian some hope for recovery, and reminding him that those who care about him won’t abandon him when he needs them most.
Words: 5487 | Pairing: Sebard | Setting: Modern
Part of “The Promise” AU series, which also includes “Staying Afloat.” Can be read as standalones, but make more sense read in order.
(The original never appeared in tags so I’m trying again, since no one seems to have seen this story.)
Reblogs appreciated!
Likes, shares, comments, asks, and kudos really help me out! Let me know what content you love and want to see more of! 💕
Random canon Sebard HC: Bard sometimes stays up late to watch Sebastian working, hiding in the shadows so he won’t be seen admiring that firm demon ass
Sebastian knows, and smirks to himself, pretending to be oblivious and bending over much more often than necessary, loving the way he can hear the chef’s breath catch each time
Eight months.
Eight months since the world ended and eight months since he'd had a proper fucking drink.
Eight months since he had a proper fucking session, either.
Seven months ago he'd stumbled across Michaelis, a tall bastard who was full of himself and cocky. But Bard didn't ask questions about his capabilities, especially when a knife was at his throat and hell itself was looking at him.
Now they were in a convenience store that had long shut its power down ever since the news casters bid the world farewell as it crumbled around them. People and animals were infected, something broke out of the shell of the Earth and something equally terrifying ripped open the sky only to torment them.
But, Sebastian found whisky in the sixth aisle and brought it directly to Bard. They cleared the shelves of all the alcohol they could find and dragged it to the refrigerators at the back of the store. Positioned between the deli and the dairy, they begin ripping boxes open, Bards knapsack from his military service propped on the empty shelves as Sebastian stretches his long legs in front of himself, the heels of his shoes dragging dark marks across the cheap linoleoum flooring.
Bard rips the seal of the whisky open with his teeth and spits it onto the floor, downing gulps of burning alcohol as Sebastian reads the labels of wine bottles off. A loud shattering noise stops Bard in his tracks, his hand reaching for his gun before he finds Sebastian wiping broken glass off his lap, tipping the wine bottle into his mouth.
A pile of boxes grows beside them and as the evening goes on, they begin throwing empty bottles to the other side of the store only for the satisfying sound of glass shattering.
Bard has a heavy head as he slurs on about the girl he'd meet with for sex before the world ended. Sebastian only nodded along quietly, his eyes on the doors at the far end of the store.
"I think my dick's gonna... its gonna go back into myself if I don't get off soon." Bard complains.
"You can use my thighs." A heavy silence follows as Bard lowers the bottle from his mouth and turns to the other. Sebastian stares back with a neutral expression. "What?"
"...you sure?"
Sebastian shrugs and shifts, turning to Bard as he spreads his legs. A swimming mixture of alcohol and pent up frustrations leads the blond to reach for the others thighs, hesitantly gripping before sliding his hand between them. He pulls his cock out as Sebastian pulls his pants down, a warm hand coming to wrap around his cock.
Bard lets Sebastian guide him, sighing once his cock slides between the thighs. A curved ass sits above them, his hands wandering as he begins rutting. He can see the others partial grin when his eyes aren't rolling back, his fingers digging into the others ass when he cums, spilling onto the floor.
Bard got caught trying on Sebastian's butler coat.
This is canon!!
MAMA THOTSEB ,WHAT ABOUT SEBAGNI FARM AU???😳😳😳😳😳
(put sebagni to the side one sec bc sebard fits this so much more)
imagine bard owning an old british farm deep into the country side with the help of meyrin and finny
theres a small village near by to which he supplys produce to and hes well loved within it ☺️
then imagine rich bitch seb who designs clothes for futoms clothing line
now imagine sebs car breaking down at night in the middle of nowhere during a storm with no signal so he seeks shelter from the nearest place which happens to be bards farm
seb wouldnt volentarily stay at a farm so oh no he cant contact anyone and he cant leave till his car is fixed which is going to take a week! and the inns are full so he has to stay with bard!!
to make a long cliche story short seb gets to know bard and they eventually shag
heres where the plot goes out the window because im here for sex in a barn babey!!!!!!! sex in the hay!! (WHICH BY THE WAY U CANT SAY SEB WOULDNT BECAUSE SEB BANGED THE NUN IN A BARN)
bard and seb fucking in a tractor and seb keeps honking the horn whenever bard hits his prostrate
bard and seb fucking in a wheat field on a picnic blanket (no they didnt bring anyfood because they both knew eating wasnt the plan in the first place)
bard wearin boots and dungerees with no shirt underneath and seb wearing heels in the mud because he is an idiot
bard be out there choppin wood shirtless and sebs like ‘oh fuck i want his wood’
both of them being caught in the rain so they run into the barn for shelter and sebs shirt is see through n u can see his nips 😳 u can also see the outline of bards dick through is pants bc he kept starin at sebs ass
they fuck like animals!! in the barn!! in the hay!! in the summers heat!!
seb: treat me how you treat your cows
bard: what
seb: milk me and shove your hand up my ass
did i say fucking in hay
Bard attempts to make a nice picnic for him and Sebastian to share
With his flamethrower!
apocalypse au with seb n bard who work together to survive and one night there drinking (they found alcohol while scavenging) and bard mentions that its been over a month since hes seen an attractive women and that his dick will shrivel up if this streak continues so sebs like ‘u can use my thighs if u want’ and at this point bard is too drunk to say no but what he didnt realise is that behind sebs rifle backpack is a very nice ass and muscular thighs so you bet that he goes to town on sebs offering and fucks sebs thighs like hes the last living being on earth
bard when the world is ending and he hasnt fucked in 5 months and he sees sebs fat ass
apocalypse au with seb n bard who work together to survive and one night there drinking (they found alcohol while scavenging) and bard mentions that its been over a month since hes seen an attractive women and that his dick will shrivel up if this streak continues so sebs like ‘u can use my thighs if u want’ and at this point bard is too drunk to say no but what he didnt realise is that behind sebs rifle backpack is a very nice ass and muscular thighs so you bet that he goes to town on sebs offering and fucks sebs thighs like hes the last living being on earth
Now on AO3!
Or read it here on tumblr if you prefer.
“Nightmares and twisted memories were like a cold, bleak ocean Sebastian often found himself drifting through, constantly treading water in an attempt to stay afloat so he wouldn’t drown, swallowing down the pain and darkness he’d spent most of his life battling. ”
Summary: Sebastian’s depression pushes him to destroy his work, but Bard comforts him and helps him on the road to recovery.
Comments, reblogs, kudos, etc are appreciated!
(Tumblr blocks posts with links from the tags so please rb if you like my work!)
Just a reminder that Sebastian saves Bard’s life in the beginning of the murder arc (Ch 38), so therefore...
Sebard is canon
Thanks for coming to my TED talk
You can't just vaguepost about housewife!Seb like that! Where's the flirtatious woman who flusters all the men? Who flirts with her husband's friends shamelessly? Who is an absolute goddess who would probably make you clean up the mess after she's made you nut like 3+ times???
this reminds me of a webtoon i read where a housewife keeps being left alone by her husband and shes really lonely so she fucks the guy that delivers her chicken and now just keeps ordering chicken so the guy will come over and they would bang and i stopped reading it because it was fucking terrible however its fem!seb and bard