I mean, I could imagine them sending you a box of lube with like maybe 4 or 5 bottles in it, but a whole box is pretty fucking wild. You really are the chosen one! I bow down to you, lube king. I think the funnier packages are almost better than memorabilia or just about anything else. Sure, you can wear the T-shirts and whatnot, but now you have this amazing lube story that’ll never get old. And you can wear the lube, too. Haha! I’ll remember that, man. If I’ve got a special night planned or something, and I have no lube, you’re gonna be the first person I call. Shit, I might just have to put you in my phone as Lube King just because it’s so funny. I’ll change it eventually. Maybe. Do you have someplace where you can put all of it for the time being? Or is it gonna become a part of your home decor, just random bottles placed around the house.
You’d think they’d just send the casual amount that any normal being may use, right ?? clearly that wasn’t what they had in mind & not that i’m complaining...i guess i have a new go to party starter with my life time supply of lube -- Speaking of merch, though, i’m kinda surprised these lube companies don’t have their own shirts and if they do then i’m kinda hurt they didn’t include the whole package, but you got a point there. & i’m serious, i’m letting all my close friends know i’m their go to guy if they don’t wanna go to the store, or save’em a trip. “lube king” ?? I never thought i’d see the day. I honestly don’t....but i kinda find it more amusing if i just keep them in random places they shouldn’t be, or just casual decor, so we’ll see how that turns out.