bardic inspiration used for evil

bash | he/they | loyal solider in the rpf wars | ao3:atlantic_rabbit

[sebssunshine]

a list of things i have done today a month into unemployment

1. watch 4 episodes of season one of riverdale

2. watch the beatles anthology series and started sobbing about george harrison

3. called my dad

4. started reading a 300,000 word beatles rpf fanfiction

5. called my aunt

[klara-does-blogging]

Round 1, metropolitan division

What is the gayest nhl team?

Carolina Hurricanes

Columbus Blue Jackets

New Jersey Devils

New York Islanders

New York Rangers

Philadelphia Flyers

Pittsburgh Penguins

Washington Capitals

Voting ended onJun 1

PLEASE answer and spread the word, it’s for science

I’ll do a poll for each division, and then conference and then a final, unless there are some very close results, then I might do a bonus round!

[sebssunshine]

by hook or by crook i shall finish this lesbian phillies fic i shall set aside real time to work on it and it will be hitting ao3 by *checks calendar* no later than june 14th and if it’s not you all have permission to bludgeon me with rocks

[gnomebutch]

there’s no such thing as tmi. let’s overshare together ❤️

pads

tampons

cup

birth control that stops periods

free bleeding

crumpled up toilet paper or whatever else works just shoved up there

gnome

Voting ended onMay 26

[sebssunshine]

Top 5 cottagecore hobbies?

oh this is an interesting one

1: knitting i am a really big knitter i love when making something takes forever. cause i do costume design for uni and did fashion design in high school a lot of my creative work with sewing has really strict deadlines and i have to get them done really fast so its nice to be able to spend upwards of 2 years on one project

2: baking i don’t bake as much as i should but i really enjoy making bread specifically i think this might be the year i finally make a sour dough starter

3: reading is reading cottagecore i say so. now that im unemployed im getting more into reading again with all my free time

4: being a lesbian. in my opinion one of the most cottagecore things someone can do is be a big ol lesbian

5: cooking for large groups of people. my roommates and i do a shared cooking schedule where we each cook 2 nights a week and i really enjoy making good food for people

[butchlyblue]

My dick is wet and my pussy’s hard. So what?

[22slices]

im often tempted to make a post like "does anyone else think about trevor zegras" bc I am a lot of the time thinking about trevor zegras but I know from sharing the internet with you lovely people that the answer is yes. we are all always thinking about trevor zegras.

[sebssunshine]

after just about two years i am finally done with the porcelain sweater i started swatching for this at the end of my senior year of high school and i just finished my second year of college

[washedupswammer]

horse.

[sebssunshine]

if anyone was wondering how almost two weeks of no uni + being unemployed has been i’ve watched 3 and a half seasons of new girl in 4 days

[mitch-mcrner]

straight person: i’m straight

gay person: i’m gay

evgeni malkin: i score

your gay friend who you’re trying to ignore: hey do you remember nolan patrick

[kitchenscene]

combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au

[beautifulscreaminglady]

"why are you finding joy in these terrible times? how dare you do anything other than wallow in the constant suffering of the entire world!"

did we not all watch Derry Girls together?

[ppepohappy]

i think the catcher should be allowed to make out with the pitcher during the mound visit. as long as they want. this would be good for morale, ratings, and the game of baseball itself

[baseballheritageposts]

baseball heritage post

[lakevida]

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

[subcultureblues]

but after that im chewing on it

[cringecorp]

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

[zeroaddzero]

People Magazine, September 1984. Photo by David Gahr.