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Whether we like it or not, a pregnancy, especially with photos, is something that will be brought up every now and then, whether through gossip magazines or some independent interviewer.

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i dont think so, its old news by now and honestly even when it was “fresh” it didn’t sell enough and no one really cared.

sebastian being linked to major franchises like DC doesn’t mean people care about his baby or pregnant girlfriend.

he is famous, but not enough so people OUTSIDE his fandom care about his private life

honestly and its what makes it so hilarious how desperate they get to rub the relationship in our faces

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I have to say I am relieved to see a noticeable influx of Seb fans on here actually aware of the Chris PR now too and how much of it is just as bad as Seb’s. It will help us in the long run to have full awareness, comparing the strategies of both situations, because believe me they copy each other’s homework, Chris/Alba on Oscars night followed by Seb baby news within 24hrs was proof of that.

For those not invested in the gossip, it’s easy to have the same surface level knowledge as shippers who believe whatever they’re told without further investigation. But similar plot holes are there, and the Cevans PR blogs do a great job of debunking shit that doesn’t add up. We’re two sides of the same coin. Yet, in a way, we’re actually further ahead than them because they believe that AW’s baby bump cancels out the possibility of Seb’s PR anymore (since Alba had none). But Old Hollywood used to have arranged situations with kids all the time, so it’s not improbable.

Moral of the story is, none of these men are above doing anything if it benefits them personally. They each have their own reasons (fame vs reputation) which is what can cause the confusion in comparing, when it shouldn’t. Keep your eyes peeled.

i wanna add the delulu theory i have that ale was supposed to be alba’s seb but well she was rightfully called out and the team got desperate and they had to brought someone fast with literally 0 fame

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I’m doomscrolling and I’m seriously thinking about Sebastian getting the news and the saxophones just kept getting louder for him

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I've already sent you a video this dude did before, but here is another one since anons are saying SS can't leave AW because there is a baby:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CwUsHOE16w8

yeah seb its not a the same level of the man in the video but he does have it easy in hollywood

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will never forget how he responded to that autograph seller who gave him the first congratulations. THREE separate times, that little dude tried to congratulate him, and THREE times, Sebastian had a negative reaction.

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Those of us who have been in the fandom for years know that Seb treats that man with patience so as not to irritate him. Why? Because the guy is a reseller who also sells stories about Seb (a kinda stalker imo). When Alejandra stayed at Sebastian's apartment when she went to New York, we found out precisely because of that man, and he helped (albeit unintentionally) to leak the first address of Seb's apartment. Honestly, it seemed to me that this guy was trying to get the exclusive on Sebastian admitting he was going to be a father, because at that time there was only the TMZ article; there weren't any paparazzi shots or anything like that yet. And that's also why he was annoyed with him about the subject. Of course, we know that Sebastian isn't happy about AW being a mother, but his anger at that moment was because the guy wanted the exclusive to sell it.

yeah this is what i felt that day, that guy and the guy he eas with looked like stalkers from miles, seb was even shocked they knew he was going there that day (bc they were not the paps) so yeah i could see what he had that patience with the guy

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i think it was in the tmz leak? idk

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i believe tmz didn’t include who leaked it, this neighbor thing is just a theory

right right

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Well for all the non-believers People magazine reports that Chris Evans really is a dad the baby even has a name and a date of birth/////

and you’re trusting TMZ? lmfao. btw the name Alma Grace is literally just both of Chris’s grandmas names slapped together. It’s not exactly an unpredictable exclusive.

if you were on the Cevans gossip blogs you would also know that birth certificates cannot be leaked or accessed by the public that soon after “birth” it would have to be leaked by Chris’s team directly. does that make sense narratively for someone trying to protect a real child? not really. instead it’s a CAA plot device that was deleted to get people talking, so that people like you take it as fact while he never confirms anything directly like every other true celebrity couple has (they have quotes and/or photos, ALWAYS).

when that changes then you can say it’s official, right now it’s a PR stunt he is still technically able to get out of. just like Seb. plausible deniability, letting tabloids talk and fans fill in the blanks. sound familiar?

my god does CAA has a whole step by step thread on this lmao😭😭

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The reason why I believe the baby wasn't planned is because of his reaction he's definitely not happy about it and plus wanting to keep it private I mean if you're happy about something that's going to happen in your life you want the whole world to know you want everyone to share in your happiness and he's looked miserable since this news came out ////

I think it’s highly planned but the explanation for your confusion could be that he truly believed he would be happy about this (because he does want a child) but now that it’s happening, his feelings are still unchanged, and reality has hit him hard, realizing it’s a huge mistake he can’t take back. this seems plausible, even though it’s sad.

wouldn’t be the first man on earth

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She's old, not pretty, and lacks talent or a famous name, which would make her a temptation for someone more famous than Seb.

// why would that make her a temptation I don’t understand this part

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Why do I feel like she will soft bait the baby? ///

Soft? I don't think so. She'll probably do a pap walk with a stroller first, people won't actually be able to see the baby, a lot of them will start questioning whether the baby is even there, and then, because she loves proving everyone wrong and constantly needs validation from strangers on the internet (that's AnnabellA Wallis for you, folks), she'll end up doing another walk with the baby in her arms. The baby's face will probably be covered or hidden somehow, but I genuinely think we're going to see a baby eventually. Get ready for eight more pap walks.

Mother of the year, right? Can't even protect her baby's privacy. Great choice for the mother of your child, Seb 👏👏👏

(She's probably not going to do any of that just to prove us wrong and show that she actually protects her baby's privacy, lmao.)

clock her anon

(lmao she will be so mad she wouldn’t be able to do something)

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Well for all the non-believers People magazine reports that Chris Evans really is a dad the baby even has a name and a date of birth so I don't understand how anybody can say that it's not true people are just relentless when they don't want to believe something they really live in denial. ///

You forgot to mention the small detail that neither their agents nor they themselves gave the story to the magazine; it was "a source" and TMZ. So we're in the same place as with Sebastian. There's no official confirmation from the parents.

if i had a fucking coin everytime CAA ‘leaked’ something to tmz…

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I really can’t understand the idea that it was planned

Mind you he was supposed to film BRF in Oct and then got Batman and the list of other things so not sure he planned a pregnancy around it

he didn’t even wanted to pose with her on october lmao

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its funny having this after the last anon but hold up the gave people THE WHOLE BABY’S NAME???? talk about privacy ig // tmz posted a fake ass birth certificate (almost immediately after alleged kid was born, which birth certificates take forever to get) and everyone ran with it. There has never been any confirmation from them, any of their reps, all speculation. Anyone can put anything on the internet and anyone can write anything in an article. I just find it hard to believe that no one has seen him or her with any sort of indication there is a kid? No pregnancy photos, no outside pics with a stroller, no diaper runs, nothing. I live in Concord, MA and guess what this town is small someone would have seen her and no one has, especially when everyone is like “what wedding, what kid?” None of it makes sense.

my god

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honestly add to that how vain she is to put a lot of stuff on her face, how is that healthy for a baby ///

seriously, I CANNOT get past the fact that he chose this kind of vapid, artificial, attention-obsessed person to give a child as their mom. to give HIS child, and having had a harder childhood, too. no one is perfect but like what you said, the vanity and self-esteem issues that this child is going to see and if they're not careful could internalize... very senseless and cringe choice on his part.

it was definitely a choice indeed

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Get ready.... come one come all to the shitshow...I just envisioned the pap walks of her with the stroller and him next to her and the two dogs and the circus sideshow that she's going to put on with this poor baby because you know she's going to have to stick it to all the people that said she wasn't pregnant and that her bump was fake so and of course all the people that hate her and are jealous of her because she gets to fuck Sebastian lol...

So we can prepare ourselves for an Autumn filled with botoxbelle and her Pap walks with her stroller and Papa Sebastian next to her... trying so hard to look like an offshoot of a mad about you episode... looking like they are so much the happy family🤮🤮🤮

It boggles the mind.

too bad papa sebastian will be shooting 🥀

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No way this is being swept under the rug. It is too public now for it to never be mentioned.

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you guys really think sebastian is on some leonardo di caprio level huh…

this can be swept under the rug, no one gave a flying fuck and it’s old news by now, he already got his “congratulations” and we all saw how off he reacted to it 💀 ///

I know you want to believe Sebastian isn't famous, I know that, but unfortunately, he's tied to another major franchise, DC, and even Batman fans know Sebastian is going to be a father. Whether we like it or not, a pregnancy, especially with photos, is something that will be brought up every now and then, whether through gossip magazines or some independent interviewer. So believe me, that baby exists, and she'll be forever linked to it, even if we don't like it. If she were just pregnant by some nobody, maybe people would remember some news about the pregnancy in 10 years, but with Seb, who will always have two franchises in his name, it's not like that.

i mean he is the one getting the congrats too lmao😭

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apparently we never saw CE baby and his fandom is also doubtful of its existence so idk if he is a good example… /// People still doubt the wedding because the only proof is the rings. CE's fandom did know about the pregnancy beforehand, but, like Seb's fandom, it's just something that interests fans and doesn't make it into other important headlines. Her pregnancy is also in doubt because there are photos where she looks like she has a baby bump but is also seen drinking at gatherings, so who really knows?

if i had a coin for every time CAA faked something….