Fireball

Drawing on the subtle weave of magic that permeates the cosmos... Certified DM & gamer. Magic, the gathering player and ultimate tabletop game fan.

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

Welcome to my blog!

About me:

Hi!! (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

My name is Jerry, I'm an amateur dungeon master, character designer and world builder, PASSIONATE Planeswalker, ASCII artist and role-playing game enthusiast!

I enjoy all things fantasy, games and science fiction, mostly the LOTR books and movies, Studio Ghibli movies and other animated movies and cartoons, discworld, the legend of Zelda, obviously dungeons & dragons and Magic, elf quest, Buck Rogers in the 25th century....

I could go on and on... (⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)

I'd add URLs to my MySpace and Facebook accounts, but my parents follow me there... (ಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ)

Feel free to ask me anything!

I'm always happy to answer any questions you might have, or if you want to talk about anything fantasy related, or if you want to organise a D&D campaign with me, or if you want to discuss with me about the rants I'll probably post... Well, I'd be glad!

Stay tuned! (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

What do you think about billjer/berry??? Would you accept the ship or nah?

You're talking about me, a real life flesh and bone person, and a friend of mine that, by the way, I'm not currently talking to anymore, who's also a real life flesh and bone person. What the fuck do you expect me to answer to this question? "Tee-hee, oh, stop teasing me! Bill and I are just friends!" ??? You're fucking weird, girl, go cuck for a gay couple that's, you know, actually a gay couple and is desperate enough to accept you creeping on them. Weirdo.

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

How's Bill in the sack

I don't wanna think about that, bro...

[interview-with-pete]

Yo Pete, I got a question. Did you know your buddy Jerry is saying the r slur? That’s not cool man…

the fuck you want me to do about it? I ain't his mom... I can't make him wash his mouth out with soap or whatever...

actually that sounds like it'd be pretty funny maybe I will do it-

[interview-with-pete]

jerry better watch out

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

I'm eating the FUCK out of that soap and then say another no no word, nobody can stop me.

ALSO, the most neurotypical people ever on this fucking app can't tell me whether I can or cannot say retard. Deal with it! ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌

[interview-with-pete]

yeah I don't actually care if you say it or not I don't know what they thought telling on you to me was gonna do

I just wanted to make you eat a bar of soap because it sounded like it'd be funny

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

Probably that I'd cry myself to sleep thinking my bewst fwiend wouldn't wuv me anymore

Anyway I'll get you like 20 bucks that I can eat one without gagging, that night at Josh's ruined my palate for good at best I'll just be really sick afterwards

[interview-with-pete]

Yo Pete, I got a question. Did you know your buddy Jerry is saying the r slur? That’s not cool man…

the fuck you want me to do about it? I ain't his mom... I can't make him wash his mouth out with soap or whatever...

actually that sounds like it'd be pretty funny maybe I will do it-

[interview-with-pete]

jerry better watch out

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

I'm eating the FUCK out of that soap and then say another no no word, nobody can stop me.

ALSO, the most neurotypical people ever on this fucking app can't tell me whether I can or cannot say retard. Deal with it! ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 500 likes!! OMG! (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)!!!

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

BEATLES MENTIONED!!! Have you mayhaps indulged in the solo careers yet or are you still on the main band discography atm, if you HAVE do you got a fav solo beatle :3 (i jumped for joy when i saw the beatles like they werent the biggest rock band of all time LMAO fml)

I have! My favourite's Ringo. Peace and love x (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠)

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

Im unsure if anyones asked this yet but whats ur favorite band/musician?

and thoughts on mc bushpig? :3

They did, though they worded it differently I think? I like Pink Floyd, though lately I'm getting more and more into the Beatles! I'm pretty versatile with my taste.

Not THAT versatile, though. Isn't Mcbushpig that one dude from the HEINOUSLY animated gory pig video that weird dog chick posted earlier this year? You gotta ask Pete for that sorta gore porn shit, I'm not into it. Makes me queasy.

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

Have you ever seen the New Panty and Stocking episode The Bodycard? If so, what were your thoughts on it's parody of MtG?

I've never seen Panty & Stocking, mostly because it's gay and weird and full of unnecessary scenes of fanservice, but also because it's a concept that doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Furthermore. Parodies are parodies, I've no thoughts on parodies as they're just that, parodies. Though some of them feel insulting to us fans and gamers, this one specifically doesn't really matter to me, as I don't really care about the media it was represented in. Not to mention I don't think there's an episode named The Bodycard? But I barely skimmed the wiki page just now to remember what P&S is, so I wouldn't know.

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

Jerry ur lowkey a cutie patootie icl 🥹❤❤ have a good day!! 🥹🥹🥹😋😋😋😋

Thank you :)

It's nice to hear someone cares, even if it's just about my looks. Not that I'm complaining, I've looked in a mirror, it's not that I don't know what I look like. So you're being, like, extra nice.

And I appreciate that. Thank you again!

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

do u and bill still hang out? Just curious, because I know he’s a dick

Not recently. I think he's mad at me, but I don't really know why... Maybe I said something wrong, maybe I pissed him off in some way, though we're not really talking lately, either. It's pretty upsetting, I mean, to me. Maybe the others are fine, they say they don't care. I care, a little bit, or maybe a lot. I hope it's not the end of the Eltingville Club.

Thanks for the ask.

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

may we see your feline Jerome.

But of course. I present to you,

Australopithecus. Or for friends, Austry.

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

Dear jerry....

i think you're cute....

Dear Anon....

Did you just send my friend a similar ask? Furthermore, I'm not interested.

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

Hello pretty boy

Well, you've all seen me now. So I guess I have no choice but to believe this is genuine.

Hello to you too, fair anonymous maiden.

[clowny-frog]

Haha, you have been fooled! Tis I, necro-bard person, Oh yeah you seen my old account before not old it's just my creepypasta account now...

Anyways hi you can just call me Clown or Frog on this account ig...

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

Ohhh, yes, necro-bard person. By that you mean the asshole that called me Loser Link. I purposely ignored your message about your friends beating you for four whole months. Hello again!

[spades-4-life]

I take back about half of that statement. And by half I mean the horrible friends part you are just as bad if not only a little better

Anyways us a little bit of a storyteller because I'm feeling messy and I have none of my friends to spill drama too also it's about them so :3

Okay so I have two friends and they're both dating each other but it's like weirdly disgusting because they're both twinks but that's not the disgusting part the disgusting part is one of them is BALD AND THE OTHER HAS LIKED HIM SINCE 7TH GRADE. So yeah they are gross. (I'm just saying that shit since I can't pull any bitches, my best friend shouldn't be able to pull any bitches either he's the bald one!)

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

I don't really care about any of that, why are you telling me about your bald gay friends? You probably don't pull because you're weird and annoying, your friend is likely a sexy bald gay dude that attracts other gay dudes. Like a gay Pitbull. Ultimate bitch puller.

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

SSOOOO who's pete gay for

Yo papa

[interview-with-pete]

i ain't fuckin gay....

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

I've seen you flirt with dudes, bud. Not always on purpose, but still...

[interview-with-pete]

no you haven't shut the fuck up

I'm like the straightest mf around I swear

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

Right, yeah, so straight. So straight the line goes on and on around the earth, depicting its latitude. Wait

[interview-with-pete]

what-

anyway. I'm straight. thinking guys are hot sometimes don't make me gay it just makes me right.

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

OHHH, BUT WHEN I SAY THAT LEGOLAS IS HOT

[interview-with-pete]

ok no that is different cause look at him

thinking he's hot is objectively gay

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

IF ANYTHING IT'S LESS GAY! You think fucking?? Johnny Depp is hot?? At least my borderline gay crushes have long hair and feminine features, yours are straight up dudes.

Also I won't let you forget that guy you tried to hit on at Joe's in the horror corner because he had long hair and you thought he was a tall girl from behind.

[interview-with-pete]

I'm insulted that you think I think johnny depp is hot, that guy is fuckin mid.

anyway, me flirting with that guy doesn't count because I thought he was a girl. I was into him because I thought he was a girl, that don't make me gay.

thinking legolas is hot is more gay because being a lord of the rings fan is already gay

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

Fuck you man, whatever. You like vampires you're fucking gay as hell dude. You didn't stop trying to flirt with him after you found out he was a dude, I don't give a fuck, u gay.

[interview-with-pete]

shut the fuck up!

if I'm gay you're gayer!

gayass homo

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

Embrace it Pete

Born This Way

Lady Gaga · Born This Way (Special Edition) · Song · 2011

[interview-with-pete]

if there ain't any cooler gay music than this then I am absolutely not gay

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

Every glam metal band ever, every David Bowie song ever, all non rape-based horrorcore and grindcore songs ever written... I could go on. Also honestly if Lady Gaga was the only line between me and sodomy I'd maybe question myself, but that's just me. You do you bud, you do you.

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

Hello pretty boy

Well, you've all seen me now. So I guess I have no choice but to believe this is genuine.

Hello to you too, fair anonymous maiden.

[clowny-frog]

Haha, you have been fooled! Tis I, necro-bard person, Oh yeah you seen my old account before not old it's just my creepypasta account now...

Anyways hi you can just call me Clown or Frog on this account ig...

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

Ohhh, yes, necro-bard person. By that you mean the asshole that called me Loser Link. I purposely ignored your message about your friends beating you for four whole months. Hello again!

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

SSOOOO who's pete gay for

Yo papa

[interview-with-pete]

i ain't fuckin gay....

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

I've seen you flirt with dudes, bud. Not always on purpose, but still...

[interview-with-pete]

no you haven't shut the fuck up

I'm like the straightest mf around I swear

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

Right, yeah, so straight. So straight the line goes on and on around the earth, depicting its latitude. Wait

[interview-with-pete]

what-

anyway. I'm straight. thinking guys are hot sometimes don't make me gay it just makes me right.

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

OHHH, BUT WHEN I SAY THAT LEGOLAS IS HOT

[interview-with-pete]

ok no that is different cause look at him

thinking he's hot is objectively gay

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

IF ANYTHING IT'S LESS GAY! You think fucking?? Johnny Depp is hot?? At least my borderline gay crushes have long hair and feminine features, yours are straight up dudes.

Also I won't let you forget that guy you tried to hit on at Joe's in the horror corner because he had long hair and you thought he was a tall girl from behind.

[interview-with-pete]

I'm insulted that you think I think johnny depp is hot, that guy is fuckin mid.

anyway, me flirting with that guy doesn't count because I thought he was a girl. I was into him because I thought he was a girl, that don't make me gay.

thinking legolas is hot is more gay because being a lord of the rings fan is already gay

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

Fuck you man, whatever. You like vampires you're fucking gay as hell dude. You didn't stop trying to flirt with him after you found out he was a dude, I don't give a fuck, u gay.

[interview-with-pete]

shut the fuck up!

if I'm gay you're gayer!

gayass homo

[secretaryoffantasyandgaming]

Embrace it Pete

Born This Way

Lady Gaga · Born This Way (Special Edition) · Song · 2011