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Jules of Nature

shark vs the universe
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
almost home
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pixel skylines
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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if i look back, i am lost

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was anyone going to tell me that Megatron was able to transform into a gun or did i have to have the ahot scared out of me myself
you ever have a week so profound in utter bullshit that you thought you slipped into an alternate dimension?
well you probably did and you can safely blame Wheeljack for it
In your opinion, whos the scariest bot on base?
depends on what you mean by scary my dude
but i have to say Arcee. that bitch is CRAZY but you don't see it until it's too late
so i just found out that mr paragon of truth justice and the autobot way is a liar in the worst way possible
now i have keep a secret that could land me in prison or worse
fun times
reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to
legit convo in just heard:
-Sideswipe and Blurr prank a drunk Megatron who trips-
Megs: GAH
Optimus, who is also drunk: Megatron has fallen! I, Starscream, now lead-
then OP broke down into hysterics while Megs tried to bite him.
these assholes are the leaders of their people
I'm curious. Do you have particular nicknames for some of the bots there or think of them in familial terms. Like, do you call Ratchet "Sunshine" or Megatron "Uncle"?
lmao yes and no
i have absolutely called Megatron daddy to his face it was hilarious
and i've called Ratchet gramps as a joke and now its stuck whoops-
Blurr is BB and he makes the cutest little embarrased faces when i call him that
Ultra magnus is Maggie. we have a standing sip'n'bitch date every 2 weeks
I call Prowl 'sunshine' bc it annoys him but i'm pretty sure he loves it actually
you ever have those days where you're like
"whelp. that happened. time to vanish into the wilderness"
yeah. it's one of those days
prowl finally let everyone go when Mags showed up and gave him a citation
so that was my new year's how was yours
ahahhaa
that new year's party was killer
literally
someone died
Prowl is holding us in a cell and this is my one phone call hEL-
surgery is friday and Ratchet said he'll be facetiming the entire time even the i'm unconscious bc he knows i'm afraid of doctors
real mvp here y'all
fucking HOWLING rn Prowl gave OP a ticket for "lewd behavior" bc he couldn't stop sneaking glances at my tits
i literally can't breath ohmigod aklsak
Never seen a titty? Has he not looked at Megatron? He's like 50% titty
there's a reason we call him Oblivious Prime.
to his face even!
but yeah the Mega-tit is Very Noticable and Megs like to show off hoe bodacious he is
@ariawen since it was my tits-be-gone party i was topless (all adults consenting) and apparently he's never seen a titty before
it was hilarious warching him try not to stare and then obviously stare
How'd the top surgery go?
haven't had it yet but its in the works and i am SO EXCITED
Sideswipe held a party for my "soon to be dearly departed tiddies"
OP looked like he was going to faint it was great
brb crying Ratchet said he'd arrange for my top surgery