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Fav?

fav what bro i need a little more info

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was anyone going to tell me that Megatron was able to transform into a gun or did i have to have the ahot scared out of me myself

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you ever have a week so profound in utter bullshit that you thought you slipped into an alternate dimension?

well you probably did and you can safely blame Wheeljack for it

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In your opinion, whos the scariest bot on base?

depends on what you mean by scary my dude

but i have to say Arcee. that bitch is CRAZY but you don't see it until it's too late

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so i just found out that mr paragon of truth justice and the autobot way is a liar in the worst way possible

now i have keep a secret that could land me in prison or worse

fun times

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reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

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legit convo in just heard:

-Sideswipe and Blurr prank a drunk Megatron who trips-

Megs: GAH

Optimus, who is also drunk: Megatron has fallen! I, Starscream, now lead-

then OP broke down into hysterics while Megs tried to bite him.

these assholes are the leaders of their people

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I'm curious. Do you have particular nicknames for some of the bots there or think of them in familial terms. Like, do you call Ratchet "Sunshine" or Megatron "Uncle"?

lmao yes and no

i have absolutely called Megatron daddy to his face it was hilarious

and i've called Ratchet gramps as a joke and now its stuck whoops-

Blurr is BB and he makes the cutest little embarrased faces when i call him that

Ultra magnus is Maggie. we have a standing sip'n'bitch date every 2 weeks

I call Prowl 'sunshine' bc it annoys him but i'm pretty sure he loves it actually

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you ever have those days where you're like

"whelp. that happened. time to vanish into the wilderness"

yeah. it's one of those days

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prowl finally let everyone go when Mags showed up and gave him a citation

so that was my new year's how was yours

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ahahhaa

that new year's party was killer

literally

someone died

Prowl is holding us in a cell and this is my one phone call hEL-

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surgery is friday and Ratchet said he'll be facetiming the entire time even the i'm unconscious bc he knows i'm afraid of doctors

real mvp here y'all

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fucking HOWLING rn Prowl gave OP a ticket for "lewd behavior" bc he couldn't stop sneaking glances at my tits

i literally can't breath ohmigod aklsak

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Never seen a titty? Has he not looked at Megatron? He's like 50% titty

there's a reason we call him Oblivious Prime.

to his face even!

but yeah the Mega-tit is Very Noticable and Megs like to show off hoe bodacious he is

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@ariawen since it was my tits-be-gone party i was topless (all adults consenting) and apparently he's never seen a titty before

it was hilarious warching him try not to stare and then obviously stare

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How'd the top surgery go?

haven't had it yet but its in the works and i am SO EXCITED

Sideswipe held a party for my "soon to be dearly departed tiddies"

OP looked like he was going to faint it was great

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brb crying Ratchet said he'd arrange for my top surgery