DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT

the only surefire way to disengage your temporomandibular joint | Wig | she/her | never learned how to read | Art | Memes | Transformers | The Dark Crystal | The Owl House

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the style of writing is not the problem, not the genre, not the subject matter, not even the words themselves. the SINGLE defining issue with the “Tumblr Prose” style i was trying to tackle is that it’s front loaded with imagery and metaphor and completely lacking in sense, reason, symmetry, motion, conveying information. i agree that plenty of writing can sound good and feel good to read when it’s all metaphor and visceral images but it needs to have a baseline that can carry it through or else the tail wags the dog and it’s all cool “quotable” lines and no substance, nothing to read between the lines, no character

[diblmetta]

omg i LOVE Mer!Wheelies little shell hat! And the kelp cape!

What kind of a fish is he and Blurr if I can ask? And Longarm/Shockwave too, of course.

Blurr's looking really sharp. But while my first thought is shark I know there are other sharp fishies out there. ANd of course Shockwave looks like some sorta squid/octopus thingy.

Beyond that looooving seeing you take part in Mermay! Have any fun worldbuilding ideas for your own mer au?

Thank you!!

Wheelie is a bumblebee catfish and Blurr is a striped marlin!

So far the main ideas I’m working on are about the separation between the layers of the ocean and how that divides autobot and decepticon. Autobots being mainly sunlight/twilight zone creatures and decepticons being below that.

I’m kinda just imagining a ✨magical✨ universe where Cybertron is a water(oil?) covered planet but is still robotic. Trying to stick to the source where I can while still being whimsical

[diblmetta]

Update: Mimic octopus Shockwave/Longarm

[ex0skeletal-undead]

The Vampire Burning at Dawn by Hernan Conde de Boeck

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[guooey]

[sandmanalone]

The spirit of Mouse compelled me:

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[yorgen-sh]

[sayhelloanimalfriends]

this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music

[s4mm4n]

God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger’s farm and he’d say “What’s your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain’t got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talkin and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour

[argumate]

you see you don’t get posts like this on twitter

[lastweekseyeliner]

every day at least once while on a walk i think to myself “it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour” and sometimes if i am alone i say it out loud

[mammalianmammals]

Striped Hyena (Hyaena hyaena), mother with pup, family Hyaenidae, Gujarat, India

Photograph by Asis Ray

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[perception-filter]

it is so fucked up how thumbs up emoji is seen as passive aggressive

[perception-filter]

i love thumbs up… you have to be nice to her you can’t call her passive aggressive she’s literally niceys. 👍 ok?

[mengyaosevilpussy]

tragedy enjoyers when a character upholds the system that they themselves were a victim of

[thewiglesswonder]

My theory is that webtorre is hiding in plain sight

[makesomenoise]

🌈

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[familywhitesilk]

I wonder how Zandik treated his youngest segment