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legit convo in just heard:

-Sideswipe and Blurr prank a drunk Megatron who trips-

Megs: GAH

Optimus, who is also drunk: Megatron has fallen! I, Starscream, now lead-

then OP broke down into hysterics while Megs tried to bite him.

these assholes are the leaders of their people

was anyone going to tell me that Megatron was able to transform into a gun or did i have to have the ahot scared out of me myself

Are Optimus and Megatron together yet

bro we have been trying to get these oblivious dumbasses together since the 90s.

according to Prowl, transformer courtships can last several CENTURIES.

i don't got time for that shit

we're gonna speed run this shit. i'll keep you posted

Never seen a titty? Has he not looked at Megatron? He's like 50% titty

there's a reason we call him Oblivious Prime.

to his face even!

but yeah the Mega-tit is Very Noticable and Megs like to show off hoe bodacious he is

got prescribed "go the fuck home and sleep" by my doctor (aka Ratchet) bc i almost cut a bitch today

OP revoked my knife privileges and Megatron snuck me a different one

just because we are a super secret spy agency doesn't mean that WE CAN'T HAVE RAILINGS

i have emailed my supervisor threatening to tell OP about OSHA and all the various violations we've been committing.

we now have railings

told OP about Christmas yesterday and had to talk him back from a meltdown that he had forgot such an "important human tradition"

i sicced Megs on him and now the base is tastefully decorated with a weird mix of Halloween and Christmas lights with the odd menorah thrown in

merry christmas, ya filthy animals

you ever have those days where you're like

"whelp. that happened. time to vanish into the wilderness"

yeah. it's one of those days

#tfe agent