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@secretly-a-goose
Info stuff!
First off, this is a gimmick blog. My main blog is @chaoticlittleguy
Age: I am a minor.
Pronouns: he/they
I am aroace and find romance icky, so no lovey dovey anons or shipping please.
If for some strange reason you’re referring to me just call me ‘Person’, it’s an accurate description of what I am, or ‘Goose’ which is not a description of what I am.
I AM NOT A BIRD. I AM HUMAN.
that should do for now, I might add some stuff.
@secretly-a-goose look! i think this article isn't about you, just like any other article about geese
great spot! i always love articles not about me!
m e o w
seems to be a car
N
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m e o w
That's what a goose would say!!
is it? is it reaaaly??????
What do you have to say for yourself now 🧐
clearly eddited.
you cant see sound actually!
m e o w
That's what a goose would say!!
is it? is it reaaaly??????
m e o w
there's a goose making mysterious noises outside my window
@secretly-a-goose i know it wasn't you
obviously it wasn't me.
im not a goose.
why am i not am enemy???
does my bullying mean nothing to you :<
- @secretly-a-goose
I forgot, tbh
i am offended. i thought i meant more than this
Nahhh....
:<
*whack(but sad)*
OW-
Sorry.
do you mean it?
*arm raised to whack again*
Yeeesssss?
... unconvincing
*spiteful whack*
Ow-
I mean itttt-
fine...
*smaller whack*
hitting you is fun though.
I PROBABLY HAVE BROKEN BONES AT THIS POINT-
oh you'll be fine. perks of being immortal or smthing
... can i hit you again?
I'll write propaganda about you if you do.
what can you say that you havent said before. not many people trust you anyways
I'm really trying, okay...? Some people trust me...
yeah? name them.
....
I have a very long list!! Uh...
:>
*bonk*
took too long!
OW-
YOU BLOODY FRENCH DUCK
im not a duck!! and also you deserve it
No I don't...
yes you do :>
and i will keep doing it.
*bonk*
why am i not am enemy???
does my bullying mean nothing to you :<
- @secretly-a-goose
I forgot, tbh
i am offended. i thought i meant more than this
Nahhh....
:<
*whack(but sad)*
OW-
Sorry.
do you mean it?
*arm raised to whack again*
Yeeesssss?
... unconvincing
*spiteful whack*
Ow-
I mean itttt-
fine...
*smaller whack*
hitting you is fun though.
I PROBABLY HAVE BROKEN BONES AT THIS POINT-
oh you'll be fine. perks of being immortal or smthing
... can i hit you again?
I'll write propaganda about you if you do.
what can you say that you havent said before. not many people trust you anyways
I'm really trying, okay...? Some people trust me...
yeah? name them.
....
I have a very long list!! Uh...
:>
*bonk*
took too long!
OW-
YOU BLOODY FRENCH DUCK
im not a duck!! and also you deserve it
No I don't...
yes you do :>
and i will keep doing it.
why am i not am enemy???
does my bullying mean nothing to you :<
- @secretly-a-goose
I forgot, tbh
i am offended. i thought i meant more than this
Nahhh....
:<
*whack(but sad)*
OW-
Sorry.
do you mean it?
*arm raised to whack again*
Yeeesssss?
... unconvincing
*spiteful whack*
Ow-
I mean itttt-
fine...
*smaller whack*
hitting you is fun though.
I PROBABLY HAVE BROKEN BONES AT THIS POINT-
oh you'll be fine. perks of being immortal or smthing
... can i hit you again?
I'll write propaganda about you if you do.
what can you say that you havent said before. not many people trust you anyways
I'm really trying, okay...? Some people trust me...
yeah? name them.
....
I have a very long list!! Uh...
:>
*bonk*
took too long!
OW-
YOU BLOODY FRENCH DUCK
im not a duck!! and also you deserve it
why am i not am enemy???
does my bullying mean nothing to you :<
- @secretly-a-goose
I forgot, tbh
i am offended. i thought i meant more than this
Nahhh....
:<
*whack(but sad)*
OW-
Sorry.
do you mean it?
*arm raised to whack again*
Yeeesssss?
... unconvincing
*spiteful whack*
Ow-
I mean itttt-
fine...
*smaller whack*
hitting you is fun though.
I PROBABLY HAVE BROKEN BONES AT THIS POINT-
oh you'll be fine. perks of being immortal or smthing
... can i hit you again?
I'll write propaganda about you if you do.
what can you say that you havent said before. not many people trust you anyways
I'm really trying, okay...? Some people trust me...
yeah? name them.
....
I have a very long list!! Uh...
:>
*bonk*
took too long!
why am i not am enemy???
does my bullying mean nothing to you :<
- @secretly-a-goose
I forgot, tbh
i am offended. i thought i meant more than this
Nahhh....
:<
*whack(but sad)*
OW-
Sorry.
do you mean it?
*arm raised to whack again*
Yeeesssss?
... unconvincing
*spiteful whack*
Ow-
I mean itttt-
fine...
*smaller whack*
hitting you is fun though.
I PROBABLY HAVE BROKEN BONES AT THIS POINT-
oh you'll be fine. perks of being immortal or smthing
... can i hit you again?
I'll write propaganda about you if you do.
what can you say that you havent said before. not many people trust you anyways
I'm really trying, okay...? Some people trust me...
yeah? name them.
why am i not am enemy???
does my bullying mean nothing to you :<
- @secretly-a-goose
I forgot, tbh
i am offended. i thought i meant more than this
Nahhh....
:<
*whack(but sad)*
OW-
Sorry.
do you mean it?
*arm raised to whack again*
Yeeesssss?
... unconvincing
*spiteful whack*
Ow-
I mean itttt-
fine...
*smaller whack*
hitting you is fun though.
I PROBABLY HAVE BROKEN BONES AT THIS POINT-
oh you'll be fine. perks of being immortal or smthing
... can i hit you again?
I'll write propaganda about you if you do.
what can you say that you havent said before. not many people trust you anyways
With your wings!!
A swan can break someones arm with their wings, ducks aren't any different!
dont care. still not a bird.
why am i not am enemy???
does my bullying mean nothing to you :<
- @secretly-a-goose
I forgot, tbh
i am offended. i thought i meant more than this
Nahhh....
:<
*whack(but sad)*
OW-
Sorry.
do you mean it?
*arm raised to whack again*
Yeeesssss?
... unconvincing
*spiteful whack*
Ow-
I mean itttt-
fine...
*smaller whack*
hitting you is fun though.
I PROBABLY HAVE BROKEN BONES AT THIS POINT-
oh you'll be fine. perks of being immortal or smthing
... can i hit you again?
why am i not am enemy???
does my bullying mean nothing to you :<
- @secretly-a-goose
I forgot, tbh
i am offended. i thought i meant more than this
Nahhh....
:<
*whack(but sad)*
OW-
Sorry.
do you mean it?
*arm raised to whack again*
Yeeesssss?
... unconvincing
*spiteful whack*
Ow-
I mean itttt-
fine...
*smaller whack*
hitting you is fun though.
I PROBABLY HAVE BROKEN BONES AT THIS POINT-
oh you'll be fine. perks of being immortal or smthing
You whack people ...
Ducks go "whack whack whack"
so...
You're not a goose
you're a Duck
no. i hit people. whack is a synonym for hit. get your mind out of the conspiracy board.
and anyway if i were a bird how would i be able to hit people?
