Palpatine? I Could Fix Him 💔

Maybe Star Wars edits, mostly a few other things. I am always sleep deprived, it’s part of my artistic process. 27 He/Him

[ruhrohrexia]

if you comment on someones eating habits while theyre eating you automatically qualify for the death penalty sorry i dont make the rules

[cutecipher]

whether or not men benefit from feminism has no bearing on whether feminism is worthwhile

[anarchistmemedistro]

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

going to walmart to buy paper towels and get sucked off by werewolves

[despazito]

[dandelion-de-deus]

no one told me Crime and Punishment was a comedy

[anarchistmemedistro]

[dogpuppy]

[probuccalfat]

some of you are perfectly fine people but you need to develop self esteem and distress tolerance so bad how are you ugly and having the worst day of your life every day

[scaryfamilyguyvideos]

[asystolle]

NEW GIRL 6.06 - Ready

[howl224tgeundying]

[ask-pacman]

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

[mushroommargo]

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

[ask-pacman]

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

[weshallbekind]

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

[ask-pacman]

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force

[el-jarado]

Shit man, this pirate war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "shock willie" or some similar shit, and every one around him was cut into a dozen pieces, impaled, electrocuted, and then died. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is out here with the power to make my arms fall off and a sack of clown grenades. I think I just heard someone shout "Giraffe Pasta Machine" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[kowabungadoodles]

Which of these DOES NOT happen in one piece?

Entire episode of a crew member squeezing a man's balls off in front of a crowd

Man gets hit by a train & cybernetically enhances himself to have laser nips

Several crew members get body-swapped and one is happier being a woman

Sniper spends an entire arc wearing a mask and pretending to be someone else

A skeleton spends an episode singing a long song about a meeting samurai cat

Captain discovers a secret gay bar inside the walls of a prison

Crew gets trapped in a game that forces them to live a day as their own parent

Swordsman accidentally does a coup over drinks, holds everyone hostage

The sniper tries to break out of prison using a stored up fart in a seashell

The crew get extorted by an angel for a huge sum of money at the gates of heaven

Man gets nosebleeds so bad while thinking about mermaids he nearly dies

Fight with a gun that ate a dog fruit and became a gun dog

Voting ended onFeb 4

[hotvampireadjacent]

[beaulesbian]

ONE PIECE ⚔ RORONOA ZORO & SANDAI KITETSU

chapter 97 || anime episode 49 || live action episode 2x01

⚔ "You don't know that sword. It's cursed. The Sandai Kitetsu is third in a lineage of magnificent but ill-fated swords. Even renowned swordsmen who wield a Kitetsu blade all meet a tragic end." ⚔ "How about we test what's stronger. My will, or the sword’s curse?"

[zonaenthusiast]

He gave us one of the best performances of this season playing fuckass Mr 9, I still can't believe it. Rip the divaest diva of all, this man outsold the original character in every way possible.