snoopy and miffy told me they are a femme4butch couple in real life
This is a super cute idea and I wanted to take a crack at it, too.
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snoopy and miffy told me they are a femme4butch couple in real life
This is a super cute idea and I wanted to take a crack at it, too.
can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko
baby need smoko
BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO
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WHAT THE FUCK
still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice
Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.
i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway
I don’t mean to distract from OP’s post but my dash won’t let me see what the second image is, it’s just showing me this:
And I am losing my goddam mind.
You know what this reminds me of, only in reverse? …
wait. shit. oh god. I can’t unsee it…
Can someone put this one in on the reverse? with the ‘no fear –> Be Kind to each other –> one fear’?
The original comic was about Simpsons porn?
Has anyone done this yet
yknow what i’m just going to give a quick bit of advice for any DnD or whatever tabletop players: if you’re trying to create a character and are stuck on their background, give them a job. Like a normal-ass job.
We have a witch in our party, but his greatest contribution to our campaign so far is that he’s also a fucking lawyer. The fact that in any given situation he can read the legality of our actions, the punishments for digression, the loopholes through it, it’s turned out to be absolutely vital to how we get through our dumbass shenanigans.
Our fighter, meanwhile, has a job as a professional dominatrix, and you’d be amazed how often it comes up? Her intimidation checks are through the roof she can just slam the butt of her spear against the floor and everyone shuts up and listens to her, it’s fantastic.
Like maybe this is an obvious thing to a lot of players, idk, but i have just been utterly charmed by how much you can get out of it–both in terms of utility and personality–if you have your character paying the bills not with dragon slaying, but with regular human professions.
this kind of thing is so much fun. i love trying to figure out what my characters’ lives are like outside the context of Dungeon Crawling and Violence Making. i had a dwarven barbarian who worked as a lumberjack during the times when he didn’t haven enough Great Deeds Worthy Of Song And Legend to pay the bills. i’m playing a warforged fighter in an upcoming game who had her body modified to be a portable brewery & she co-owns a bar with an old friend.
i played a changeling bard in a one-shot once whose dream was to be a famous musician, but they had a fundamental misunderstanding of what “one-man band” meant
all of their personas were the members of the boy-band they made up & were trying to push
they got too deep into the lie before they realized they couldn’t ever have all 5 members on the same stage simultaneously LOL
For me this isn't even about empathy or sympathy (though there's value in those as well), it is just straight-up a human rights thing. Once you have decided that there is *any* category of human that can be treated as less-than-human you've said that humanity is conditional, and so are the rights that come with it. You've already lost, you've granted the fascists their point because *you agree with them* that some people don't deserve to be treated like humans.
quick comic about a conversation my therapist said i should try having when im feeling bad (instead of isolating myself and using unhealthy coping mechanisms)
One thing that has made me a much more well-adjusted person is a clip I once saw of Hank Green saying that anyone can be in amazing shape as long as being in amazing shape is one of their top three priorities.
(This is obviously a generalization that isn't true for everyone. But it is true for most people and I'm proceeding from there.)
This "top three priorities" framing has genuinely reduced my tendency toward jealousy and self-comparison a lot. Now when I feel envious of someone’s spotless, aesthetic home, I think to myself, “Having a spotless, aesthetic home is probably one of their top three priorities. It’s definitely not one of mine, so I shouldn’t expect my home to look like that.”
Or when I see an influencer with a body that takes a ton of work to maintain: “Maintaining that body is obviously one of her top three priorities, because it’s her livelihood. My livelihood is my brain, so I’m never going to prioritize my body like that.”
It also helps me to identify areas that I actually DO want to prioritize more. I realized in recent years that my envy for my friends who prioritized writing more than I did was NOT going away, so I started to prioritize writing more. (Not top three, but higher priority than it has been in the past.)
This is also true for most people!
Also worth adding the caveat that "being in shape" and "looking the way we expect people who are in shape to look" are two distinct priorities that overlap somewhat, but not completely. If you want both, depending on your genetics, you MIGHT be able to get both from only one of your priority slots, but it also might take two.
Also for some people it is physically impossible to be actually fit and healthy and meet certain cosmetic standards. I do not have a flat belly with visible abs, I never have and I never will, because I have an estrogen-dominant metabolism, and due to genetics, my body stores a large percentage of its fat on my belly.
I was underweight for the first 30-odd years of my life, sometimes very underweight. And since puberty, I've had a nice little cushion on my belly. To lose it, I think I'd have to be near death.
how many libraries could you get to from where you live now without looking up directions?
none
one
two
three
four
five or six
seven or eight
nine or ten
eleven to fifteen
sixteen to twenty
twenty to thirty
more than that
You can use any travel method you like, walking, public transport, so on. You can get an uber but their map has failed so you'll have to give directions. You can travel to other countries and count those libraries but you have to be able to completely navigate from your home without assistance. So you can catch a plane but must be able to travel to and from the airport. No limit on how long it takes. If you know which block it's on or which tram line but aren't sure precisely, but you feel sure you'd find it once you got there, count that as a yes (if you're not sure maybe google it now and see if your plan would work). You cannot rely on asking for directions though, this must be all your knowledge
if I meet u at a party I will often hand you my phone and say something like "this is a list of names for girls. please read through and then add one." the list is special because you can only add to it in person; I won't add something that you tell me about over text. however, I think it's okay for me to share it here. without further ado, I present: girl names (names for girls)
I’m religious but not generally superstitious and my dad and brother are atheists so it’s interesting how we’ve formed superstitions around ourselves anyways. Maybe it’s because we’re theatre people.
You must follow all theatre superstitions. That’s a given. Don’t say good luck to someone about to do a performance, don’t say Macbeth in a theatre, etc.
But we’ve also got some homegrown ones of our own. For example, don’t eat barbecue pork on election night. If an appliance stops working you need to insult it immediately. If you hope for something you need to knock on your head or it won’t happen.
It's like how you don't roll dice when the DM doesn't tell you to, because you might waste a nat 20.
See as someone who likes statistics I know that’s not a real thing but at the same time I Get It.
I know logically that rubbing the dice between my hands first won’t make it any more likely for me to get the number I need when I’m playing a board game but I’m gonna do it anyways.
I learnt in anthropology class that superstitions form in situations governed by chance or chaotic forces, where humans have low agency to influence the outcome. It has nothing at all to do with religion or spiritual beliefs, it's just a thing that happens.
Certain professions and activities are prone to superstitions developing for this reason
I wrote a paper last year about maritime superstition and how it’s an early strategy to cope with anxiety in high risk scenarios. The research I saw basically showed that it helped reduced anxiety and improve decision making by giving sailors a feeling of control, making superstitious sailors (typically generational fishermen) safer on board than their newer coworkers.
Newer fishermen were more likely to work on larger scale vessels than generational fishermen, where they have less control over operational decisions as well which was more likely to contribute to a feeling of helplessness > higher anxiety > no coping strategies > poor operational decision making.
Essentially the old timers on their old boats with their arbitrary rules about whistling kinda made their own safety with that coping strategy.
Anyway shout out John J. Poggie.
SOCIAL MEDIA "ACTIVISM" IS KEEPING YOU FROM ACTUAL ACTIVISM - HERE'S THE TRUTH
You think you're staying "informed" by doomscrolling through your social feeds 24/7? That's exactly what they want. It's literally designed to keep you angry, scrolling, and - most importantly - doing absolutely fucking nothing.
HERE'S WHAT NO ONE TELLS YOU:
It's OKAY to edit your feeds so you don't see that shit when you're just trying to exist
You do NOT have to consume the world's suffering every second of every day to be a "good activist" - and by the way? You're not even getting "informed" by scrolling. You need to actually look up real articles OFF of social media to understand what's happening
Hitting like and share isn't activism. Sorry. It just isn't.
You wanna actually do something?
Learn your neighbors' names. ACTUALLY TALK TO THEM about what's happening
Join your school board and ask them face-to-face why they're against queer education
Stand up to your racist uncle instead of "keeping the peace" (peace for WHO exactly?)
Find out what abortion rights groups are ALREADY DOING in your area instead of reinventing the wheel
Join an actually inclusive church (you know, like Jesus would've wanted) and see what they're ALREADY DOING to make the world better
And for fuck's sake, stop saying "oh I don't talk about politics" - YOUR SILENCE IS POLITICAL
NEWSFLASH: You don't have to start the fucking underground railroad by yourself. That shit ALREADY EXISTS - you just never had to use it before. Lucky you. So volunteer if you're a safe person, at whatever level works for you:
Send money
Show up in person
Pack supplies
Make pamphlets
Whatever you can do
Not everything's gonna get you in the history books and you know what? IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER.
And here's something else that matters: Going to trauma therapy - REAL trauma therapy with a therapist informed in decolonization practices - is a RADICAL ACT. If you have the means to do it, DO IT. Healing yourself is part of the work too.
AND LISTEN UP BECAUSE THIS IS IMPORTANT: IT'S OKAY THAT IT TOOK YOU THIS LONG IT'S OKAY THAT YOU'RE STARTING SMALL IT'S OKAY THAT YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING
NO ONE EVER PUNISHED THEMSELVES INTO SUCCESS.
You grew up with some racist/sexist views? Yeah, most of us did. You can't get stuck there. There's too much at stake. It's time to deconstruct. It's time to do the work.
But scrolling and sharing posts while feeling guilty? That's not the work. That's what they want you to think the work is.
Get off your phone. Talk to your neighbors. Show up at meetings. Stand up to family. THAT'S the work.
With severance season 2 around the corner it’s time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies
Parallels.
okay so I know slur song was banned from the club chart BUT fun fact: to make it into the lower end of the itunes charts you only need to sell like 50 songs in a day so if you have 50 friends with a dollar to spare and an iphone ... well
omg that would be so funny. I definitely don't have 50 friends I could expose this song to but thankyouuuuu!
lets goooooo
this country has the chance to do the funniest thing
Album · 2025 · 1 Song
You raaannngggggGG???
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!1!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Holy shit
this is an actual accomplishment and I wonder if we can get it higher
Sometimes the experience of using tumblr is roughly akin to giving a child a limitless supply of red cordial and a bazooka
slur song #10 !!
WHAT!?!
I am going to lie down and stare at the ceiling for a bit
USA Dance charts top ten.
#screaming this is so funny #radio host doing a top 10 charts bit: and this last song. well. you'll have to listen in your own time (via rumils)
I JUST CHECKED IT'S AT #7 ON THE ITUNES CHARTS IN THE DANCE CATEGORY AHAHA
(For those of you who are worried, it's a robot lady's voice from some kind of workplace training listing out a thousand different slang terms for lgbtq people, some of which are actually slurs, some of which are antiquated or not even offensive at all. It does not have racial slurs and stuff like that.)
Petition to end the system which enables financial abuse and prevents disabled people from marrying in Australia
In Australia disabled people get paid significantly less if they are in a relationship, whether their partner is supporting them financially or not. This is outright dangerous as the adjusted number isn’t enough to support a single person with the rising cost of living and puts the group of people in society most vulnerable to abuse in a precarious situation. It also stops disabled people from living with their partners or being open about it lest their DSP be cut.
There’s a petition going around to change this
If you’re an Australian citizen please sign. If you’re not then spread the word. Disabled people deserve equal rights, to not be endangered needlessly and to live their lives how non-disabled people are able to.
This petition is closing soon! If you've been meaning to sign but put it off til later, this is your sign to do it now! Remember to click the link in your email!
tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario
Australian music industry: "God we wish local music was more popular"
Monkey paw: *curls*
For those unsure what's being referenced:
This went down a fucking storm in a bar on Saturday btw
> be tumblr
> accidentally meme your way into creating a hit song made entirely out of slurs
> song gets banned from the dance charts right as its about to chart
> every gay bar in the country immediately adds it to their playlist in protest
Sometimes using this site is like accidentally rolling your car off a cliff only for it to somehow do a flip and land directly on top of Hitler