Tell Me Your Secrets...

Your official gossip and confession blog for AxxessRPG. "Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality." Oscar Wilde  

[secretsofaxxess]

Looks like one of the Uso's is going off the rails.

Good thing that’s never happened to anyone else here.

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Joe and Jon: there's cheating involved there!

I'm gonna need names, locations, dates, and sources.

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Anyone wanna talk about Tinashe and Jason Jordan?

Depends. Anyone have anything interesting to say?

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thoughts on the Becky/Seth/Alexa situation?

They’re both way too obsessed with him, but at least he’s sleeping with Alexa.

All I can say is he must be pretty good for her to put up with this crap.

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I hear Nathan is still married, but just went on a date with Tinashe! What a sick man.

This brings up the whole debate of whether or not being with someone while “separated” but not legally divorced is considered cheating. Tricky waters indeed. I’m curious how the ex-wife-to-be feels about this.

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you got dirt on them?! SPILL THAT TEA

All in good time, dearie.

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I think Colby and Alexis are strictly a publicity couple.

Very possible. She seemed to barely bat an eyelash when he admitted to kissing another girl.

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Why don't you tell us about yourself?

What do you want to know? I like long walks on the beach, dirty martinis, and making people cry.

[secretsofaxxess]

you know who i want dirt on? joe and jon. they cannot seriously be as "perfect" as they pretend to be so i have to know what their secrets are.

My sources have heard there may be something coming to surface soon. All I can say for now is that things are definitely not as picturesque as they appear.

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Notice: I wasn’t around to answer asks about the party last night, so I’m catching up now.

You know what they say:

Better late than pregnant. 

[secretsofaxxess]

The Usos are fighting all the time now. They literally fought over who was going to cook at Samii's party and then about a burned burger.

Hopefully this translates into something in the ring too, because their title reign has been pretty lackluster thus far.

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So. Much. Drama.

So little time.

Finally you urchins are feeding my thirst for tea!

Hit me with EVERYTHING. Let’s talk dirt.

[secretsofaxxess]

Well well, with all these new people there’s bound to be some fresh drama. 

Spill the dirt, lovelies. 

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When the good secrets actually coming? Because I have not seen or heard of any.

Hey, don’t blame me. I’m doing my best to find something decent, but a lot of these people are tragically uninteresting. 

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NOTICE.

There have been some changes to the format of the roleplay, including a new name for your favorite secret spiller and a brand new face claim dishing the dirt. Embrace the change, kiddies, and prepare for things to get interesting.

[secretsofaxxess]

Am I the only one who forgets Scarlett is even here?

…who?

[jonanoa-i]

So we got threesomes, some girl on girl action, Colby supposedly being “the straight one”? What a Monday.

[secretsofaxxess]

“supposedly” ??

That sounds like something worth sharing.