Since I’m in a helpful mood:
Jungwoo- The member with the best hair
Chenle- Declared bankruptcy nine times before his third birthday
Winwin- SM’s favorite vocalist
Kun: Confused and ditzy redhead. Part of duo Dumb-
Mark- Least awkward person in the world. Tech genius. Kinda lazy shh-
Jeno: Needs to do some sit-ups no offense
Haechan: Subvocalist. Part of the infamous ship-um…RenHyuk yEs
Lucas- Lightskinned Midget vocalist who never talks
Taeyong: Avid hunter, clueless, almost burned down the kitchen once
Ten: Panicked Gay. Lawful Good. Virgin.
Doyoung- Cannot get mad for his LIFE
Jaemin: Cannot stand Jeno. The guy your parents would hate.
Johnny- Debuted after 2 weeks. Never seen a dungeon in his life.
Hendery: Highkey looks like Sebastian from The Little Mermaid
Renjun: Toll line. Rapping legend.
Jaehyun- Never suffered from a calcium deficiency. He does suffer from being the unpopular dorky guy in class that no one wants to date 😬
Jisung: Smol motivational speaker, does designated coffee runs, has his shit together
Yang Yang: Famous actor, check out his dramas
Jason Derulo: Joined in Shut Up and Dance Era as a Main Dancer if Taeil would just give it up already
HRVY: Joined in DNYL era, Getting married to Renjun in June
Pending members: PRETTYMUCH, Ji Hansol, Lay Zhang…
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Nct U: Too spoiled by comebacks. Debut song was okay I guess
Nct Dream: Nct’s only fixed unit
Nct 127: Puerto Rican based unit, songs are outdated and behind the times
Nct Wayv: Very overrated Unit, Stan to lose brain cells
Nctzens: Least crackhead fandom you’ll ever meet
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