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joel-saxon

#this is really funny #the rithmatist #Professor Fitch #inspector harding #joel saxon

pukicho

There is literally nothing more powerful on this planet than taking a 15 minute walk twice every day.

pukicho

If you have ADHD like me, walk 15 minutes twice a day like your life depends on it.

#walking regularly is SO good for my anxiety #the adderall helps the ADHD and the exercise staves off the anxiety #it burns off the excess energy and gives me a break but does not actually help me lock in/focus #Though I like walking in the morning and thats become impossible since I've started working again :(#I gotta start packing car snacks for after work so I can go on a walk as soon as I get home and not be so hungry all I can think of is eati

transmechanicus

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

vmprblood

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

transmechanicus

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

#this doesnt apply to research (joking)#surely the experiment cannot be legit if 2 or more people do it in shifts (joking)#my controlled variable will be uncontrolled smh (joking)#though tbh Ive had peers watch live experiments while I was out for a day and they fucked it up so bad I almost lost like 6 months of work #but if ur SUPER on the same page about how everything is formatted in an experiment in theory there should not be an issue

stiffyck

Is the second fnaf movie good fellas or nah

#its good in the sense that you watch it and it is badly written #but also very fun to watch #because it is very over the top and silly #its great to watch with other people

joel-saxon

#i plan on writing at least part of it once im done writing something else #something else being a first chapter for a very canon divergent rithmatist fic idea ToT #im such a slow writer LOL #and also have a full time job #one day one day

joel-saxon

#the nalizar and fitch enemies to lovers crackfic that exists in my head gets closer and closer to existing in reality every day #it IS funny as fuck

I keep seeing the "why does everything do 2 hearts" sentiment and all I can think of is "THIS person has CLEARLY not died to the beast that instantly kills you with one hit". I did not enjoy that death. I could not get back without dying again lol

#silksong #silksong spoilers #its in a hard to reach area #unless you can do diagonal bounces off of multiple flying bugs I dont think its accessible early game #guys I keep successfully doing difficult parkour and then immediately dying to something silly #I've lost like 500+ rosaries #Im pretty good at doing the parkour and nothing else I guess #the beast might just do 5(?) masks of damage I wouldnt know cause I only have the starter amount of masks still

opal-owl-flight

Silksong reminds you why its the harder Hollow Knight by altering ONE mechanic

#silksong #silksong spoilers #man I love challening platforming games but getting used to diagonal downward attacks/jumps is frustrating lol #Ive been trying to master it while trying to get into hard to reach areas #that are obvi meant for you to have like a dash or double jump I presume #idk I havent gotten any other moves yet lol #just diagonal downward jumping in the same room for an hour and then dying immediately in the next room and losing all my money <3 #the elevator of shame #iykyk

sky-cotl-burnbook

!!!Spoilers for the new seasonal quest that goes with chapter 3!!!!

Fun fact that’s not actually any fun but it’s definitely a fact, there are a total of 9 bodybags in the last area of the quest and around 30 people (give or take a few in case I miscounted) who are alive including 6 of the kids.

#sky children of the light #sky cotl #skyblr #spoilers #spoilers for both the quest and new two embers episode clip!!#not so fun fact 2: if you travel through the right edge of the marketplace you can also see all the dead mantas #including the one from the new episode clip #crying sobbing fr

solcarow

obligatory readings

os-eclipses-tamen-son-yuri

Look Back has beautifully rendered backgrounds; breathtaking landscapes

While the characters themselves are drawn with swift and expressive strokes, filled with emotion and movement

How...peculiar right?

#i JUST read Look Back today and this was the first post on my feed #what are the odds cbsjcnsh #very good manga!! highly reccomend :3 #the anime having that style is so wonderful ahhhh #i love love love when the medium gets utilized to enhance the story raaahhhh

orphiclovers-deactivated2026032

I'm begging you, please don't watch the ORV movie, it's trash

lalala I can't hear you over the sound of my simple joy at seeing cute actors in costumes play out scenes from my favourite webnovel on my screen for an hour or two☺️🌸

#im really excited to see it #but my sibling cant see it until the 9th #I'll have to wait an entire week to go see this movie once its out aahhhhh #its going to be so good #but in the way where I am in incredulous delight the entire time #just pointing and turning to my sibling every time they change anything major #“the movie is garbage”#also you cant tell me the movie being very different from the book/webcomic isnt like incredibly in character for the universe #like there would 100% be an awful horrible TWSA adaptation in universe and Kim Dokja would go and see it #so I must go see this movie #orv

orphiclovers-deactivated2026032

audiobook guy saying "Dokcha" Kim...I've known for a while that's how you pronounce his name but um I do noooot say that in my head lol you can pry "Dokya" Kim from my cold dead hands

#my brain knows its spelled Dokja but for some reason it switches the k and j and becomes pronounced as “Doge-ka”#which is very incorrect

joel-saxon

Nalizar using these for joel:

#classic neurodivergent lifehack #hes just like me fr #alternate idea for ur consideration: Joel keeps doing bad in classes because of his normal stuff but also because of the Evil Shenanigans #so Nalizar BRINGS OUT THE BIG GUNS #every time he does well on an assignment he gets a sticker #once he fills out the sticker chart Nalizar will teach him something about Forbidden Rithmatics or will fake duel him or something #every other adult in his life is like “what is this witchcraft how has he finally figured out how to motivate Joel”#also I believe Nalizar would get this idea from a random “techniques for teaching young children” book he found at some library #cdgsfhdsnfs #killing pigeons au #the rithmatist #Joel The Rithmatist #Nalizar The Rithmatist

joel-saxon

The horror of being aknowledged

#killing pigeons au #<- technically but can go for the original dynamic too #<-prev #this is so cute #genuinely #I cant help but think that from a kp perspective hes ranting like an edgy teen or talking about a bad day and Melodys just there like :]#and it just completely throws him out of his funk that somebody could be so attentive and caring without worrying like his mom does #I like to imagine Nalizar gives him an allotted amount of time to yap during work hours #Because I cannot imagine Nalizar wants to hear Joel yap all day every day #but also he does not want to deal with a Moody Teen because he keeps telling Joel to shut up or because Joel realizes hes not listening #It also would force Joel to Condense The Information he wants to discuss with Nalizar

joel-saxon

Nalizar voted #1 worst boss, gets thrown out of Jamestown

#very much “I just think its neat” energy #the rithmatist #nalizar the rithmatist #joel the rithmatist

strawberry-crocodile

imagining a fantasy world where transmisogyny has recently been like... cut in half. and fandom people have to deal with their #fruity guy blorbos actually transitioning and becoming women. imagine june egbert but its happening to MCU fans.

strawberry-crocodile

i just want it to happen once. god, please. let one of the mediocre Sad Man television shows that tumblr gets obsessed with reveal tumblr's favorite Tortured Angsty Guy has been a trans woman the whole time.

VERY IMPORTANT this needs to happen after AT LEAST one season so the fandom can get a whole year's worth of obsession before they discover he's not fruity in a fun dismissable yaoi boy way but is actually a she/her transgender woman.

strawberry-crocodile

and of course she will continue to be a main character and will transition and present as a girl and get a dozen A- and B- plots about the transfeminine experience and these fuckers will have to explain why they suddenly stopped watching after episode 2.2 Meet Bonnibel

#spinoff show where sam winchester discovers that she’d rather be samantha than samuel…#like it’s a supernatural spinoff so it’d get royally fucked up but conceptually. i think there’s something there #<- prev #her realization could be set during her college years #because then you've got Sam trying to explore gender #meanwhile all of her college friends are literally demon plants trying to set things up for lucifer/yellow eyed demon #and they're trying to figure out whether or not they need to intervene because this is not the direction they thought it would go #maybe it could be happening RIGHT before her girlfriend dies too #then there could be the “im probably a woman but my girlfriend just died so i gotta focus on demon hunting rn”#part of Lucifers temptation for Sam to be the vessel could also be trying to help her transition lol #Lucifer implying they could make her the perfect female body/vessel and Deans just standing there so lost about whats going on #Charlie would clock her SO fast imo #she'd be like “hmm why do I like this man ??? OOH shes a woman :]”#Garth would clock it by accident (ie he overhears a conversation/comment) and just says nothing about it until after she comes out #Crowley would incorrectly clock Sam as a closeted gay/bisexual man #tbh I dont remember when anything happens in Supernatural because its been years but still #this idea is very fun to play with #I like angst so the “Is Sam trans?? will others find out?? what will happen next??” plot point spans seasons in my brain #but also there are SO many seasons of Supernatural I think that would still work out fine #where you could explore transfem storylines after she comes out/transitions

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