Here’s the scenario: You’ve moved into a new home, and your significant other has given you $1,500 to buy appliances for the kitchen. Doing some research, you see that you could get a stove, a refrigerator, and a dishwasher for that amount of money if you shop smart. So you head out to go shopping, and you come back several hours later with a single countertop toaster oven.
The June Oven is a $1,500 “smart” oven, because someone involved in the decision had to be smart. It’s capable of detecting what sort of food you put in there and cooking it appropriately, showing you a live feed of what your food looks like while it’s cooking (and providing a time-lapse video), and giving your phone a notification when your food is done. Alternatively, you can buy a normal toaster oven for $25, look up cooking times online, pay attention to your food, and still have $1,475 left over for a gold-plated toilet. Then again, if having to press a hundred buttons to cook toast is good enough for Ashton Kutcher, who are we to judge?
If you only have $80 to spend on a toaster, and you coincidentally don’t have any time to check the weather report as you’re getting ready in the morning, then your incredibly specific need can be filled by the Toasteroid, which will burn the forecast into your bread. Simply set your particular burn design on your Toasteroid app, and watch as the results show up on your toast a few minutes later. If you’re like Reviewed.com and are wondering why you can’t check the weather on your phone as your toast cooks, Toasteroid has a response for you: Shut up.
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