Seductive Chicken

a hot piece of meat currently on the market [ blog originally created june 2013. all old posts have been removed to run from past sins. ]

[seductivechicken]

Ooooh chicken-senpai ♡♡♡

GREETINGS HUMAN 

[iliyovunjika]

@seductivechicken whispered:

YOU FIEND! THEY WERE SO YOUNG! 

They were young and delicious. I think I still have some of them in the fridge. Do you want them back.

[seductivechicken]

Originally posted by pwrd-by-plants

I’M ON MY WAY 

[seductivechicken]

a triumphant return

[seductivechicken]

Oikawa has been a mess since u broke up with him :///

ah! my feathers! [seductively bends over to pick up feathers] ah! my feathers!

[seductivechicken]

a support group for all you sinners

[seductivechicken]

For you and your fans~ ;)

[seductivechicken]

I saw ur family once, they were comfortably snugly in a bucket at kfc

YOU MONSTER

[seductivechicken]

I’m a simple chicken trying to tend to my meme crops let me live 

[seductivechicken]

chicken curry is good for u

BUT NOT FOR ME 

[seductivechicken]

hold me in your strong arms chicken-sama

that’s chicken-SAN-sama to u 

[seductivechicken]

I’m a simple chicken trying to support his many children let me live

[chusuu-blog]

this is what’s happening right now right

[seductivechicken]

chicken identity and oikawa being chickensexual all in one night

ok listen,

[sabxha-blog]

♔ ~ “Everything was a lie then? Those tender moments we shared? Do I mean nothing to you?”

[seductivechicken]

we have to see other chickens ... I’m sorry

[sabxha-blog]

♔ ~ “…Does the chicken even love me?’

[seductivechicken]

I beg to yiffer 

[seductivechicken]

#thirsty

[seductivechicken]

IF THIS ASK GETS ENOUGH LIKES CAN WE PLEASE KNOW

I MEAN I GUESS IF YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW??