I knowv you wvant it X3

[4gifs]

[bryant-at-random-blog]

HE KNOCKED THE BUCKET OFF

AND THERE WAS ANOTHER BUCKET UNDERNEATH

[whiskey-wolf-deactivated2020060]

I can’t fucking breathe. 

[im-so-done]

I hate y’all so much 😂

[minusthelove]

lmao

[seductivecronus]

This is pretty much my entire life story

[avalok]

[postmoderndecadence-deactivated]

[cramp]

WHAT IS GOING ON

[seductivecronus]

SPOIKY SCARU SKEKLETS!!!

[punpunichu]

So I saw this post and just had to draw Cro unironically wear this shit.

Just imagine a humanstuck AU where Cronus has a daddy dom blog where he reblogs porn gifs and adds incredibly corny captions, honestly thinking they would turn people on. The term “cummies” and “cunny” are used in earnest. Most of his followers are just there for the second hand embarrassment, and either delete his captions when reblogging or just reblog from the source when they like something. Also, he sometimes accidentally reblogs posts that are meant for his secret fandom side blog - he’s actually really into Harry Potter meta/gifs/edits and Bandom.

[punpunichu]

i thought cronus always wore that daddy shirt

aw shit, siggles, you’re right! how could I forget his canon talksprite

[twinksandboobs]

he’s obviously looking for a daddy dom

[taboolaevatein-deactivated20160]

he is the daddy dom, just an embarrassing one like the guy with two belts.

he brings shame to the ampora name

[twinksandboobs]

this is magnificent

[hankypankytankyblanky]

There are two types of cronkri (art by me)

[tulipnight]

The wet wooden path by Hanson Mao

[wvnderlst]

Iceland | Paco Rudilla

[fuckyeahanarchopunk]

 What started as a peaceful prayer vigil Saturday evening to remember a young man gunned down by police, has escalated into full scale riots and looting in Ferguson, Missouri.

[imminentdeathsyndrome1deac]

[dorsalfinnpoe-blog]

This is too much

[ofwanderlust]

That is absolutely disgusting!!!!!!! They are NOT baptist and they are NOT Christians! They are a cult and they need to be stopped somehow! How do they expect people to come to know Jesus Christ as their savior if they picket at funerals and say horrible things? That is not an example of how God wanted Christians to be. I am so embarrassed that they call themselves a baptist church and Christian when I am one myself… 

[dorsalfinnpoe-blog]

Amen

[joekeerys]

Robin Williams made everybody happy, but himself.

Just heard this on the news and my heart broke. (via tywins)

[luvgaymodels-deactivated2016010]

[thecryptocreep]

Clouds are weird yo.

[pizzawithwine]

Clouds are cool af

[shittyninja-deactivated20210218]

here have these with no context

[tastefullyoffensive]

[prinxely-archive]

YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS

YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM 

AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED

[sexuallyactive-robot]

THANK YOU HOLY SHIT

[homosexual-leafblower-blog]

HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP DIPPING STRAWBERRIES IN CHOCOLATE??? DID YOU EVEN TEMPER THE CHOCOLATE OR DO YOU JSUT LIVE IN FUCKING MORDOR HOLY SHIT

[stop-hammerkind]

im laughing so fucking hard

[wadethoughts]

sometimes i just think of how awful it would be to be locked in a giant wax museum for a whole night, except every wax figure is Nicolas Cage, and then one of them is the real Nicolas Cage but you don’t know which one. 

thoughts like this keep me up at night. 

[wadethoughts]

I have no memory of ever posting this