Welcome To The Rat Pile

Starting Over

[withlovewithsqualor-deactivated]

[momo-de-avis]

Im losing my mind

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you guys dont know what a himbo is anymore. youve lost sight. you cant just call every man you like a himbo. theres nuance

[prideprejudce]

every line of this tweet hits like a punch in the face

[gracetaylorillustration]

[thepope]

A man: *is nice to me* Me: please don’t have hidden motives just be a decent human, I appreciate it but don’t be weird

[beaucile]

Hold my hand bro we’re crossing the street

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

i personally love to over analyze everything and suffer

[silentreadinghour]

doctor: i’m sorry to tell you but your condition is chronic

me: you sellin chronic? 👀

doctor: please sir, you are really sick

me: haha thanks dude

[yiffmaster]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kirkendauhl]

[jumpedoverthemoon]

Girls dont want boys. girls want to run away to the french countryside to live a secret life full of self love and gardening and hanging clothes up to dry and sketching by the river

[kiwi]

message for tall girls

keep up the good work

[kortzite]

[husband]

That’s it im sick of this shit

*Mr krabs walking sound effect*

*door slam*

[yehudah]

keith haring dog produces serotonin

[yehudah]

now THATS what im talking about babey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this answer on a “what’s the most embarrassing thing you did as a kid” reddit thread has been haunting me since i read it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[missanthropicprinciple]

“HOW WAS YOUR DAY RAT BASTARD?”