cannot i prevail upon you to go to sea?

and i beg all those who hear this tale to ask me no more about it, for i should have to lie. robin | she.he.his | genderfluid lesbian

[seeingsmoke]

[halles-comet]

my review of the ted lasso revival

[goobersplat]

1999 Sesame Street Cookie Monster Mini Beans Kelloggs Cereal Plush

[muppet-facts]

Muppet Fact #1767

Slimey once dated a caterpillar named Scuzzina, who later turned into a moth. While she was in her cocoon, Slimey was very upset, and stayed by her side until she emerged, even trying to wake her up early by playing the bugle. When Scuzzina became a moth, she gave Slimey a ride through the sky.

Source:

Sesame Street. Episode 2252. December 23, 1986.

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Sesame Street (1969-Present)

Source: Muppet Wiki

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Sesame Street (1969-Present)

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Christmas Eve on Sesame Street (1978)

Source: Muppet Wiki

[girlrust]

happy pride to my favorite gif in the world

[bugyarn]

the surprise has a new shanty

commissions open !

[seeingsmoke]

just an obscene series of words

(source: Maryland Journal, no. 1, August 20, 1773: 3.)

[seeingsmoke]

sorry who was that?

(source: same as above)

[seeingsmoke]

you can't get this kind of gossip from modern newspapers

(source: Maryland Journal no. 3, August 28, 1773: 9.)

[seeingsmoke]

like seriously, just putting these people's business out there ??

(source: same as above)

[seeingsmoke]

FUCK i get to meet the king but only if i get HOISTED ON BOARD. FUCK MY STUPID SEA OFFICER LIFE.

(source: same as above)

[seeingsmoke]

(one drink in) a toast to lady washington! huzzah!

(thirteen drinks in) may my BITCH OF A WIFE fucking LISTEN TO ME.,.,...

(source: Maryland Gazette XXXVIII, no. 1900, June 12, 1783: [3])

[seeingsmoke]

just an obscene series of words

(source: Maryland Journal, no. 1, August 20, 1773: 3.)

[seeingsmoke]

sorry who was that?

(source: same as above)

[seeingsmoke]

you can't get this kind of gossip from modern newspapers

(source: Maryland Journal no. 3, August 28, 1773: 9.)

[seeingsmoke]

like seriously, just putting these people's business out there ??

(source: same as above)

[seeingsmoke]

FUCK i get to meet the king but only if i get HOISTED ON BOARD. FUCK MY STUPID SEA OFFICER LIFE.

(source: same as above)

[seeingsmoke]

just an obscene series of words

(source: Maryland Journal, no. 1, August 20, 1773: 3.)

[seeingsmoke]

sorry who was that?

(source: same as above)

[seeingsmoke]

you can't get this kind of gossip from modern newspapers

(source: Maryland Journal no. 3, August 28, 1773: 9.)

[seeingsmoke]

like seriously, just putting these people's business out there ??

(source: same as above)

[seeingsmoke]

just an obscene series of words

(source: Maryland Journal, no. 1, August 20, 1773: 3.)

[seeingsmoke]

sorry who was that?

(source: same as above)

[seeingsmoke]

you can't get this kind of gossip from modern newspapers

(source: Maryland Journal no. 3, August 28, 1773: 9.)

[seeingsmoke]

just an obscene series of words

(source: Maryland Journal, no. 1, August 20, 1773: 3.)

[seeingsmoke]

sorry who was that?

(source: same as above)

[seeingsmoke]

just an obscene series of words

(source: Maryland Journal, no. 1, August 20, 1773: 3.)

[seeingsmoke]

if someone saved and carefully catalogued every mistake/edit i made on a first draft of a letter where i was trying to transcribe and politeness-filter my stressed-the-fuck-out boss' desperate attempt to get clothes for thousands of people before winter hits and they all freeze to death AGAIN i would haunt the shit out of that person i can tell you that much.

source (gw to major genl john sullivan, october 4 1778)

[astrotheyge]

The Nice Guys (2016) & Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) 🧜‍♀️🐋