I am a citizen of the world.

22 • French Girl • I love me some chicken

[lestatslestits]

[theunofficiallibrarian]

Ya know..... I was really hoping something would take my mind off of the elections anxiety....... I really didn’t think it would be this......

[theunofficiallibrarian]

Like at this point it wouldn’t surprise me if we actually found out who wrote my immortal....

[slaygentford]

you know who this is really a win for? Richard siken

[clintnatalias]

#was anyone going to tell me esteemed award-winning poet and author richard siken shipped destiel and johnlock or was i supposed to find that #out from a tumblr post in the midst of a record breaking pandemic election

[greenishness]

richard siken shipped WINCEST know your herstory

[sar-kalu]

I beg your fucking wHAT?!?!?!!?

[glorianas]

[pangur-and-grim]

[cringepics]

very 2012 feel to the dash tonight lads. there’s an election happening. supernatural did something big. everyone is going apesbit. 40 note posts everywhere

[shrimpathyforthedevil]

maybe if they make stucky canon kim jong un will be next

[headspace-hotel]

Imagine showing this post to someone yesterday

[professionaljester]

this is the first time in years that tumblr has felt organic. No I will not elaborate 

[sshepardcommander]

no one had a “memes for if putin resigns during supernatural canon gays during the us presidential election” folder prepped ahead of time

[carcinisized-deactivated2021112]

is he...yknow....*gestures downward to super hell*

[butchharrydalton]

maybe the secret johnlock episode was the destiel we made along the way

[farmside-deactivated20251226]

tell me this isn’t exactly what this feels like

[graceking]

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

[tariqah]

Broke: Judeo-Christian

Woke: Judeo-Islamic

[madilik]

every time i see this post i think abt the time when i listened to a bunch of muslim and jewish students spent their entire 10 minute break arguing abt whether god actually cares you eat gummy bears (made with gelatin derived from pork) or not, standing by the vending machine and eating gummy bears the whole time

[firesignenergy]

i can’t believe i was raised by 2 air signs

[firesignenergy]

do me a favor and reply or reblog with your parents’ signs, mine are libra and gemini 😶

[yellonolang]

never forget your roots

fanfiction.net before they removed the NC-17 stories

going to fanfiction.net at all

going to adultfanfiction.net in the fallout of the great “purge”

figuring out that ain’t nobody actually monitoring NC-17 stories there anyway so just rate it “M”

“please R&R! concrit appreciated!”

warning: lemon

though it may be more on the limey side of lemon

“summary sux just read it”

replying to reviews in the author’s notes

author’s notes in which the characters talk to each other and the author

[angelinthefire]

#DOES ANYONE REMEMBER SONG FICS#FICS WITH SONG LYRICS INTERSPERSED THRUOUT PARAGRAPHS FOR THE WHOLE THING

[rulingthumb]

[venusinfirs-deactivated20210116]

/moveobjects on

[autistic-speedbump]

This made me angry for some reason

[fire-is-her-water]

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

[merak-zoran]

[corvigae]

What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!

[fire-is-her-water]

I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D

She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:

Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”

I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.

New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night: 

She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.

And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.

ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe