Courage, It Couldn't Come At a Worse Time

Jacob, Bi, Him/His Lover of monsters, movies, and Marvel.  My wife: marvelcat2525.tumblr.com 

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I am fucking silly but I am free

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With apologies to Mr. Radcliffe

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The trailer finally came out fucking finally

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PARASITE - UK alternative poster art by Andrew Bannister

Bong Joon-ho, 2019

[brittany]

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011)

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i was with my mother’s family and they were talking to me about my religious studies major. my great aunt asked me what the definition of hell was, and i responded “well i suppose it depends on who you ask.” and nearly all the protestants in the group decided that hell was “the absence of god” which i suppose is a fair answer, albeit not a universal one. my cousin’s wife was playing with her 3-year-old daughter and she says “well mommy says that hell is a mcdonald’s playplace” asdfghjhgfd

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this 3-year-old girl is so fucking hilarious. her mothers have signed her up for a toddler yoga class, and so she has adopted a very unique language. this child also has an imaginary friend named “mom” which is, in her mind, the boss of her two mothers. for example, my cousin’s wife explained to me how her daughter got mad at them one time. the little girl situated herself in the corner of her crib, pretended to type on a cell phone and said  “im writing an email to mom right now and telling her how bad you two are. namaste.”

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the family’s Big Theory about “Mom” is that both my cousin and her wife are referred to as “Mommy” and “Mama.” The nickname “Mom” is not used in the house because it would just be confusing. However, when interacting with the world, people tell their daughter that they will “tell her mom” if she is doing something wrong. so this child automatically assumes there is this greater “Mom” figure that is responsible for distributing universal justice. 

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The best look at the Titan x-rays in Godzilla: King of the Monsters we’re likely to get. I got a few things wrong in my attempts to decipher lower-res images, like the Titan in Mexico being Sargon. (It was Behemoth.)

Tumblr image compression continues to frustrate, so click the source link to read all the names.

[ronaldcmerchant]

KING KONG (1933)

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[aliciavikander]

THE MANDALORIAN I 1.08 “Redemption”

[radmoonlover]

特撮のDNA【追】

[biorante]

Everything is booked for G-FEST now and I can’t wait!

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Another layer to this sequence is the moment when the son [Ki-woo] (Choi Woo-shik) instructs his father [Ki-taek] (Bong’s longtime collaborator Song Kang-ho) how to act out the script they had written. “When they rehearse it looks like filmmaking,” Bong remarks. “It’s a humorous scene. In reality, the father is played by one of the most renowned actors and the son is an up-and-coming actor. It’s as if Ansel Elgort is teaching acting to Al Pacino. It’s funnier for the Korean audience.” 

breaking down a scene in Parasite (2019)

[noctiilio]

Back at it with my kaiju hyperfixation, Daiei studios edition.

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I'm hilarious I promise