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@seekingxvengenz

Zachary James Baker "Zacky Vengeance" |December 11th 1981| Thirty-onw -Single- Founding member, and Rhythm guitarist for Avenged Sevenfold Owner of Vengeance University clothing line. "Father" to two little hell hounds. Ichabod Crane & Majesty Castle AIM: SeekingxVengeance -------- NOT REAL, please view the disclaimer link.

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My dogs are wonderful... NOT.

I'm doing something in the back of the house, and apparently, the UPS person came, and knocked on the door, do you think that the dogs alerted me in the slightest? No, of course not. And I can't hear the fucking door from the back yard, there's a damn doorbell for a reason people.

UGH, now I have to fuckin' wait around, till these assholes call me back, and I can go pick this damn thing up.

#herMajesty.#.VengenzProblemz #IckyCrane.

Tour set up, and me trying to be gangsta. So cool.

#.ZeeVee

So, Majesty and Icky have dogs beds right? Well, Maj got hers dirty as hell, because she thought it'd be fun to lay on it after rolling around in mud, so hers it outside drying after being cleaned...

This bitch, takes a throw pillow from the couch and put it on the floor and lays her butt on it... She's like, twice the size of the pillow.

I don't understand her.

#herMajesty.

Yo. I’m Zack. Zacky V, ZV, whatever. They’re all names that I go by.

I like to get it on with skeletons. k i d d i n g

I am a relatively chill guy. My bandmates are my bestfriends. Those fuckers mean the world to me, even if they’re being dick heads. I don’t take too kindly to them, or anyone else I consider a friend, being fucked with, they're more than just my friends. They're my family.

I smoke too much, and drink even more. It’s a problem, likely one that won’t be fixed anytime soon. I am typically an asshole to just about everyone, but I promise that’s not all there is to me.

I once married an Oompla Loompa, (Don’t ask, I don’t really remember why.), but it's okay, because Gates was with a Whorse.

My dogs are my children, Icky will eat off your fuckin’ face.

I’m not on the dash very often, because Tumblr sucks more cock than All of my bands ex-wives/girlfriends/fiance's, combined, this includes Leana, and she was in porn, so that’s saying a lot.

I’m typically always on AIM though, so if you want to talk, I guess you can find me there. I promise not to bite, but that doesn’t mean Icky won’t.

AIM: SeekingxVengeance

#.ZeeVee

Switching groups, please unfollow. <3

Y'all can talk to me on aim though, I just can't be two people, in the same group... in the same band. HAH.

and my other character is who I am more comfortable being.

Someone remind me to never let Gianna mess with my radio.

Get in the car this morning, to some poppy ass station that it's way too early to be listening to. "Uncle Zack! It's fun to sing and dance too!" -_________- ugh, can I just have my pillow back? Never offering to watch the kids on a school night again. I guess the only plus side, is Gavin looks as miserable as I am.