Nice guys finish last

Sebastian Smythe.

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B: My mother said I could stay up as long as I like.

B: That was a joke.

Sebastian: L-O-L so funny.

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B: How's the nutcracker doing?

Sebastian: Something happened in the end I think there was snow and nuts and stuff.

Sebastian: But that was done long ago, I'm home now.

Sebastian: Isn't it past your bed time?

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B: Mashed potatoes.

B: That's it, I'm finished.

Sebastian: You sure know how to get to a man's heart.

Sebastian: Thank god.

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B: I didn't say I would be drinking any.

B: Aaaaand my mom makes some mean Christmas cookies.

B: Just saying.

Sebastian: You're slowly breaking my resolve here.

Sebastian: Like I said, I'll keep it in my mind. I'll keep you posted.

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B: I mean, I COULD try and spike some eggnog.

B: Just saying.

Sebastian: You sure you could handle that? Probably wise to leave that to me.

Sebastian: No better way to make a first good impression with your family.

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B: You saw right through me, darn.

Sebastian: You don't have to be so obvious.

Sebastian: I'll keep it mind.

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B: Well, we could always hide up in my room if you get uncomfortable.

B: Plus, there'll be eggnog.

B: It won't be spiked, but it will be there.

Sebastian: Is this your way of trying to get me all to yourself on Christmas, Anderson? Really clever.

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B: Oh.

B: Well, if you're as free as a bird, like you say, you could always join me and my family on Christmas Eve.

Sebastian: That's a heavy invitation.

Sebastian: But family gatherings have never really been my scene.

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B: Okay.

B: Do you have any holiday traditions?

Sebastian: No.

Sebastian: If we did, I don't remember.

Sebastian: So no.

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B: Wait, what?

Sebastian: I don't know, what?

Sebastian: So presents.

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B: Already?

Sebastian: Nevermind.

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B: Bioshock Infinite.

B: And it's not, but I can't give everything away, can I? According to Brittany, that's bad luck.

Sebastian: Might as well go for it, get everything you want this year.

Sebastian: But if Britt said so, we should listen to it.

Sebastian: Did you two start texting already?

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B: Tone down the sass.

B: I actually asked for a new video game this year, if you must know.

Sebastian: Which one? I'm probably planning on getting it too.

Sebastian: Is that everything on your wishlist to Santana this year?

Sebastian: Santa* goddammit. Every time.

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One of my little cousins asked if we could watch Barbie in The Nutcracker tonight. I don’t think I’ve ever smiled bigger at the little punk.

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Such a blast. 

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B: Not thousands, just two; my dad's side of the family comes over for Christmas Eve, and on Christmas day, after opening presents and having a big breakfast, we go see my mom's side.

B: It's a lot more fun than it sounds.

Sebastian: I'm sure it is.

Sebastian: Let me know how many pairs of socks you end up getting this year.

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B: Okay, let's see.

B: Do you have any plans for holiday break?

Sebastian: Besides having to go through my father's dull political parties where I'm not even allowed to drink, I'm free as a bird.

Sebastian: Unless Santana would have us go Christmas party hopping, apparently it's where we get the best free spiked eggnogs.

Sebastian: I'm assuming you have thousands of family parties lined up for you?

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B: I can try my best, but as you know, I'm not very exciting.

B: Wait, karaoke? You sing?

Sebastian: No, not at all.

Sebastian: You can keep trying, I'll take anything over the poor Barbie princess helping some damned nutcracker.