The Comeback Avenger

I like short songs.

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My favorite character in Alien Storm. #sega #segagenesis #megadrive

[retrogamingblog]

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Old doorknobs are the best. Except when they break. Ya know what? If you have old doorknobs don't ever touch them. Open door policy.

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Perfect balance of bits and actual meaningful conversation.

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What if Toad and Ms. Pac-man had a baby?

#mariobros #nintendo #pacman #mspacman #toad

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Red Dead Redemption was the story of John Marston’s way of life dying out in the face of the endless march of human progress, but it was also about nature’s last hurrah against that same force. This was the last era in American history in which man truly had to fear the wilderness, and nothing symbolized that better than when you were strolling along, minding your own business, and a bear or eight appeared out of nowhere and wiped out your progress by slaughtering you before you realized what was going on.

For Red Dead 2: The Masque Of The Red Dead to have the same success, it too needs to embrace the allure of an unpredictable wilderness, and not be afraid to cheaply kill players with attacks by animals that are seemingly possessed by a vengeful god.

Unpredictably, after all, is part of what made Red Dead so great. You’d never know what you’d run into if you just wandered around frontier America. Maybe you’d stumble across a robbery you could foil. Maybe a stranger would send you on a mysterious quest. Maybe you’d encounter a cart pulled by a horse which had somehow ingested so much caffeine that it vibrated itself into the stratosphere.

A Plea To The Makers Of Red Dead Redemption 2

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I still have yet to complete Red Dead. I always ended up picking flowers and riding around for two hours.

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It's a shame some people live their whole lives without screaming as loud as possible on a regular basis. #drownthefear

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Haiku in 12th grade

Found a haiku I wrote in English IV my senior year. Darkness glooms all night Not wanting acknowledgement You stay in darkness The wars in the head Never settle til' one wins Everlasting pain Sooooo...I'm thinking I was reading a whole bunch of Batman that year.

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Got a new microwave at work and jumped from 900 to 1200 wattage. Looks like my burrito wasn't ready for that kind of blast processing. #officelife #anotherpoopjoke

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Is it too late to make this happen? #obeythetowel

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At my age, the primary reason I make music is to hang out with friends. I figure as long as it is still fun who cares. Even if we just have the venue custodians clapping for us at our shows.

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C'mon just give it a listen. Took me like all of ten minutes to upload these new tracks. Gotta thank @laughitup for doing the hard work. #DrownTheFear http://drownthefear.bandcamp.com/releases

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#Spiderman celebration dance moves when he takes out Green Goblin.

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My #hardcore band #drownthefear is workin hard to gain a following. Check out part of our live set from #Bonds007. https://t.co/xqcSXempNN

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This includes people that pretend to be robots. #robotpunch

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Props to the #DollarShaveClub writer of the #bathroomminutes. Dude probably wanted to be a novelist, but instead takes the time to engage little ole' me, as I do work upon my throne. #thanksbrah

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My official #lootcrate member card! And my mama said it would never happen. #McLooterPants