Not a bi spy

I'm not bi. totally straight. what's BB? I've never heard of Big Bi... horizontal tango with the opposite gender, amiright

[not-a-bi-spy]

I drank 2 cups of coffee and 3 cream sodas my insides in my lower torso are VERY mad at my decision

[not-a-bi-spy]

Do you ever see a tall/big character you like and have the instinctual urge to use them as a mattress like how cats sleep on people? Asking for a friend (who is me)

[pukicho]

Hello. You're the most beautiful person in the world. Genuinely first place. Be sure to rest up.

[hankhilldenier]

This feels like a trap

[pukicho]

Rarely, I’m nice

[not-a-bi-spy]

He's lying don't listen to him it IS a trap

[not-a-bi-spy]

I hate it when I can feel my bones shifting under my skin bc it reminds me i have skin that is undesirable everywhere on my body. When do I get to cut it off? /j (maybe)

[not-a-bi-spy]

Wait is there someone who doesnt try to rip their flesh off bc of teenager acne? And doesn't feel disgusted by who they are and their gender? Fucking weirdos amiright @melancholic-whimsy

The undesirable flesh needs to be removed 0_o

[shakespeareofficialaccount]

make a salad but your contribution is the object nearest to you

tag people if u want idk

i'll start:

UNO CARDS

@post-unuwuifer @yes-im-youtube-kids @microsoft-edge-real @the-red-planet-mars @bingle-official

@wordswordsorswordswords @india-reblogs

[the-blood-son-robin]

Bucket 😭

Atleast we got smth to put the stuff in

And this is open, literally anyone is free to join

But here are my recent favourites

@blackbat-batgirl @thegirlblunder-spoiler @redhoodisalive @raedhood @xxdickiebirdxx @nightwing-xoxo-again @reality-of-prime @the-revenantknight @glitterweirdo

[reality-of-prime]

Shoe rack. WOW

@dapotatoking277 @the-thunderstar-heir @formerglory25 @silverpenguin13 @polockski

[polockski]

Car door

@nyx-is-the-blank-canvas uhhh whoever else

[nyx-is-the-blank-canvas]

My younger brother???????

@m-ozzy @lemedstudent2021 @ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead and open tags!

[ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead]

oh uhm

my cat…

@stargazin-on-mars @bugwolfsstuff @literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli

[bugwolfsstuff]

my earphone

@random-indian-girl @king-of-the-underworld-13

[random-indian-girl]

The tears of Nerakhis musical...

@thatchaoticbookworm , @obsessivebookwormalert

[thatchaoticbookworm]

the song of achilles @obsessivebookwormalert @girl-on-the-subway @shenanigan42 @shaethecrow @miasago @p3rpetual-moti0n

[miasago]

My magnesium lotion

@fancysheepnacho @souperache

[fancysheepnacho]

My notebook

@obsessivebookwormalert @coffee--spill @the-one-and-only-piper-offical

[coffee--spill]

Raccoon plushie 🥹

Open tags

[your-local-blackhole]

cucumbers

snacking on cucumber slices finally paid off :D

@cats-and-space @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @the-dragonian @unan-zin @weedleysnumberonefan @yourfavoritecuntist + anyone else who wants to join

[th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs]

Banana plushie

@fische--bowwl bro my only @

[mcdonaldsmccowboy]

UHM cast iron skillet full of oil and rubber

Open tags idk

[teapotsoffcialyup]

my water bill

TAKE IT PLEASE PLEASE

@bacone-official @genderqueer-offical @coffee--spill @andromeda-offical @thegayriley @waiter-offical

[bacone-official]

american idiot album by green day

@dying-pen-offical @drumsticks-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @playlist-offical @teapotsoffcialyup @light-offical @costco-offical @macandcheese-offical @unsatan-offical @laciffo-repip-ylno-dna-eno-eht @laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed @definitely-ao3-offical @coffee--spill @coffee-shop-offical @skyan-official @cranberry-branflakes @chartreuse-official

[burning-britain-official]

Blanket

@an-angel-offical @costa-rica-offical @bunny-slippers-offical @someone-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @fay-offical @evilpineapple-offical @ashyd-shy @lazy-n @falkor-the-best-villain @eredin-offical @instant-yuri-machine open tags

[eredin-offical]

Hav'caaren.

@evilpineapple-offical @breadcrumb-offical @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @someone-official @fay-offical

[argon-main]

seagull

*just stuff that brotherfucker in there idk

[greater-finland-offical]

snow

It's fuckin everywhere

Over to you @crows-are-cool09

[crows-are-cool09]

Stair case railing (yummy 😋)

@chara2127 @bluebird-the-alien @essygondola @dad-fucker666 @newphone-hu-dis @that-cousin-throckmorton @2-dragon (+ open tags as I am lazy)

[bluebird-the-alien]

Bag of Fiber Arts projects and supplies (needle felting, crotchet and sewing)

@radioactive-pigeon @waffle-bubbles @astr0-biucks @gaydiation-poisoning @geekydemigodinthevoid @glitterypin @henryskibidi @cosmiccorvids

[henryskibidi]

record player😍😍

@neverendingcycleofmadness @emconan @lujjat-albahir @edgarrfl

[neverendingcycleofmadness]

sunglasses 😻

@lobotomikey @avanunez @shameanddisgrace

[avanunez]

my sister (PLEASE TAKE HER 🙏!!)

@leobean130 @emconan @stup1dgurl-bl0g @finla

[finla]

lipbalm 👅

@melancholic-whimsy @nuncasana @emarterii @schrodingersvicodin +open tags <3

[melancholic-whimsy]

stefan zweig die schachnovelle

open tags

[not-a-bi-spy]

Rolled up thigh highs (don't judge me)

Idk what open tags mean so open tags ig?

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[not-a-bi-spy]

NOT ALL OF MY !! WHATEVER WILL I DO??!?!

[pukicho]

I’d honestly be scared as fuck if a bunch of basic shapes came floating towards me. Yellow Prism. Red Sphere? Fuck that.

[not-a-bi-spy]

Don't even get me started on those dodecahedron FREAKS

[pukicho]

For those of you who are audio engineers, I'm still looking to sell my Rupert Neve master bus transformer! It's a serious piece of kit, but I don't use it properly enough, given my current setup. DM if you're interested please!

[skyshrieker]

When you say Transformer, do you mean the figures or like an electronic component?

[pukicho]

Do you think the words "Rupert Neve master bus" - which were written directly before the word "transformer" - meant nothing at all? You think I just wrote those super specific words for no reason? Just for funsies? Actually, do you think I'm asking audio engineers if they're interested in my Optimus Prime figurines? Did the mere idea of Transformers make you see red? Seriously. It looks to be the only word in the entire post you actually seemed to grasp.

[not-a-bi-spy]

Look, if we see a word relating to a hyperfixation, its like all the other words never existed. You're on tumblr, you should know this, Puki

[not-a-bi-spy]

Robber: put the money in the bag, this is a robbery!

Bank teller: uh...uhm...

Manager: oh, this is her first robbery.

Robber: oh, no worries, I've been there

God I hate myself for making this unfunny ass post

[probuccalfat]

i’d love the opportunity to fumble you catastrophically

[not-a-bi-spy]

Try and even touch me in a loving way I WILL want you for the rest of my life if you succeed. This is a threat.

[nekomimidusteon]

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

[not-a-bi-spy]

My wordplay is shit bro what are you talking about

[not-a-bi-spy]

I just mixed cream soda and monster a la zero ultra

I'm probably gonna end up in a ditch

[not-a-bi-spy]

I have never felt so disgusted by myself. It tasted good, but FUCK the belly worm hated me. I had to eat Mac n cheese to satisfy it

[not-a-bi-spy]

Opened tumblr up to this. Wtf

The argument is still going I'll post all the screenshots when its done. Fuck you @top-lil you transmisogynist fuck. I'm also still a minor, so saying im a child groomer is, in its entirety, a lie and impossible. I also would rather get fucked by one (1) adult than 10 children, you underdeveloped unevolved republican

[not-a-bi-spy]

The wine in my goblet served by my wine servant is suspiciously not wine colored. I'll be back with what it is once I drink it

[not-a-bi-spy]

THE BASTARF POISONED ME EUWHIEU REA U8EJ3IIRI2G29EG29DGDU8E

[theoinker]

You're funny. I like you

[not-a-bi-spy]

IM FUCKING DYING UEHWHQJWH2IWBEHJQB2I2JWHWIEBU2JEG3HEVHEHR

[not-a-bi-spy]

I'm larping so hard as a deltarune fan I haven't even played undertale :[

All I know is that there's yoai and some queer people

[not-a-bi-spy]

The common chicken nugget (Delicatus falsarium) is a creature that travels in packs in their feeding phase, tending to stay in their packs for as long as possible. The feeding phase is what most people associate D. falsarium with, being the sack-like bodies, and durable skin to ward off predators. When a pack of D. falsarium has completed their feeding phase, they start pupating, and, depending on the size of the pack, the chrysalis can be a simple cardboard like box, or a bag made of plastic like material. When the D. falsarium exits their chrysalis, they have turned in an adolescent chicken, and it lives its life as normal.

This is my first time doing anything like this, so sorry if it sucks