just heian things

tfw the snow pile melts

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idk im pretty sure no one actually reads this lol 

after all, it is written entirely for my own amusement and i put things down exactly as they came to me

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i realize that it is very sinful of me but i cannot help but being pleased when someone i dislike has a bad experience  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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that awkward unhappy feel when someone sneezes at the most inopportune moment

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#embarrassing things

when your servants are having fun

parents who think their ugly child is cute lol

dumb people who think theyre smart

bad poets

bad zither players

men, basically

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no its not weird that i was that invested in a snow mountain ok!!!!! i wanted to Win!!!!!!!!! 

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ok so i was with Her Majesty and the girls and she was like “so how long do you think this snow pile will last” and everyone was like “lol not even 10 days” and i said “i think it’ll last til the 15th” which ok to be fair was probably kind of dumb but i am Not a lady who goes back on her word so i stuck it out til the end and told the gardener to guard the snow pile with his life. i go hard ok. 

and it was like the fourteenth and it was totally! gonna! make it! i was gonna be so right hahahaha!!! i was gonna send Her Majesty a basket with snow in it and a poem and everything

but then that night it disappeared oh my god ok but thats not even the worse part

it turns out Her Majesty had the pile destroyed just so i would be wrong. ummmmm wow. no, maam, im not going to still read you my poem!! wow

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#rare things

tweezers that actually tweeze

servants that dont talk shit

perfect people

happy marriages

happy friendships

not getting ink all over your notebook!!!!!!!!

when u send your silk to the fuller and it comes back perfect

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3 eggs by Fiona Watson

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elegant and adorable

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Your ultimate summer lunch. http://youtu.be/1-NxKKQ_KoE

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elegant and adorable

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Heian Shrine Garden

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duck eggs are both elegant and adorable

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elegant and adorable

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duck eggs are both elegant and adorable

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Title: Flowers, Moon, Snow, 1937, Imperial Collection

Three separate hanging scrolls depicting Heian princesses. Perhaps the three scenes are connected?

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Heian Jinja pond crossing by ∞ monkeys with cameras (AKA Marx) on Flickr.

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tfw the preacher is ugly and u fall asleep while he’s speaking

cause you cant be bothered to look at him  😂 😂 😂