‘Ah…’ Here’s a sound of acknowledgement. Not only is it a sound of acknowledgement, but at the same time, he’s managed to create a suspenseful pause…
Which gives him time to lean forward in the bed and stretch, planting a firm hand on his boy’s chest to keep him from coming any closer.
Also, he sounds kind of disappointed. Like, really?, that “ah” said, Is that all you’ve got for me? ‘cause you’re coming across pretty weak here.
He is, in fact, a master of expressing himself through a single sound. With his kid, at least.
And his kid is NOT coming in his bed. Not until he’s made a little more of an effort.
He lets another suspenseful pause come through, leaning forward like he means to say something…
But after that pause, he just bears his weight forward again, pushing his son back as far as he’ll go.
‘Scary. Totally shitting my pants right now, kid.’ He sighs and settles back into the three pillows he’s got propped up against the headboard, sending his sprog a meaningfully sarcastic look. It’s kind of pitying, in its own way. This is what he spawned? Really?
‘Can you at least, like, get one of the kitchen knives or something to make it look a little more convincing? Go ahead. I - will - wait.’ He crosses his feet for dramatic effect, rocking his right heel back and forth just to show off his willingness. He’s happy to cooperate!
Just give him anything besides that.
But clearly, this is too much to ask of his son. The kid’s got as much intimidation in him as one of his pets does during mating season.
He sighs. Again. He’s laying it on a bit thick, buuuut…
He has no son.
‘If you think this is intimidating, I have no son.’ He kicks one of his legs up, a partial concession to the idea of allowing his kid entry.
‘You put your rats up and everything for the night, right? No unwanted pregnancies we’ll have to worry about in the morning? “We” being “you”, of course.’
' Fair enough. Intimidating, not so much what I was going for.Let's be honest here, if that was my necessary admission you wouldn't have heard anything of it.
- Called it, actually, you should give me some credit. These late hours do you in good, make you such a louse. Here's the important thing: I got in.' He didn't, really, but it's a small victory for him nonetheless that his dad is fed up with whatever. For once, he doesn't seem to be the issue, and that's as any reason enough to be glad.
Whether that was truly a permit for entry or not, he doesn't care. It's adequate alright, for him to shove his way in and buckle down on dragging enough sheets across both of them. 'I don't see why you put yourself under that kind of stress.
Worry kills a man, and a high achiever like you well, it'll just kill that kind of man faster.' He takes a short breath in and bumps shoulders with his father.
'Though sure, I'll come up with something better next time.
Sounds like that makes the both of us, feeling rather fried. What's got you, old man?'













