Heads Up- Here Comes the Iron Maiden!

Hey there! Th'name's Crasher. I ain't your ordinary femme. I'm also not your ordinary Decepticon. Apparently, you 'non-shattered' folks say that we're the bad guys in your world. Pft, what a joke. Anyways! Mess with my Mayhem Suppression Squad and you'll be in for a bit of trouble. Other than that? Feel free to ask me anything! I'm always open for a little talk-- unless you're an Autobot from my universe. Then you better stay back. (( Indie rp & ask blog for the Transformers SG Decepticon Crasher. Feel free to ask us any questions! Click on about and rules for more details. ))

[seismic-ironmaiden]

((And now I don't know where the fuck my Crasher muse had gone. Geez, I guess I'm not much of a Crasher rper. O.o))

((Anyways! This is a thing I drew... like, two weeks ago? It was right after exams were done and I was doing some pose practices and so this happened. I think it's supposed to be human!Crasher in a sort of war setting. Guns and feet, fml.))

((...;;n;; I wanna draw moar.))

((I now I'm late for Crasher to join the human AU thing, lol, but eh, have a design whateves. XD In the actual human AU, I have the feeling that Crasher would be a coach, or a veteran from war... I dunno.))

((Names? What names? I have no idea what human name Crasher would have. Christie??? Chris?? I dunno anymore. *hops away*))

[seismic-ironmaiden]

garbagemechcometh has found the iron maiden

[garbagemechcometh]

"Erm, true. I’ve gotten lost in some of the most interesting places…"

His speech meanders off as he starts to think of all the places he’d managed to get himself stuck, only for his attention to be drawn to Crasher. A tiny squeak escaping him as she smiles at him, drawing a smile in return. “Well, erm…I don’t know, you just seem…huggable? Possibly snuggly too. Its hard to say.”

He narrows his optics behind his visor, and hums softly, tapping his servo to his chin. “Definitely, erm, cuddly? Though that would be pure speculation and all…”

He pretends to turn partially away, feigning disinterest. Maybe he could sneak cuddles out of this…HMM.

[seismic-ironmaiden]

That's it.

This little slagger was being way too cute. Did he really just squeak? How cute was that?

"Well, no one ever called me snuggly before. Mostly because I'm not as... dunno, cute or dainty like some femmes are?" She looks down to herself and shrugs. It really didn't matter one way or the other to her about being dainty or anything. She wondered why he thought she looked snuggly. Maybe she resembled a big bulky mama bear?

"Huh. But if you really wanna find out, do you want me to hug you?" Because seriously, resisting the urge to hug this little guy was becoming near impossible.

If it's cuddles you want, Reuse, at this rate, cuddles you will get.

[catanmagnus]

*gets up and running awAY*

rODIMUS

[seismic-ironmaiden]

*blink blink blink*

...ohhhh slag. I'm dead now aren't I?

*she isn't scared. Of course she isn't. She... is just going to make sure this damage control sorts it self out*

*slinks away*

[catanmagnus]

*loUDER INTERNAL SCREAMING*

*RUNS AWAY*

*falls down and lands on face*

shIT

[seismic-ironmaiden]

OH NO! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

*wants to come forward to see if she's alright*

*wants to stay back because she's scared of her*

*doesn't know what to do*

*mental keyboard smashing*

You're okay, right? Are you okay? Should I help you up? Should I stay back? Are you okay? Dammit dammit dammit dammit.

[silkymoustache]

You’re right they aren’t. Like th’ serious ones dat know how ‘o handle a situation. An’ can actually think beyond anythin’ other than Megatron. An’ here’s a little FYI. Not all ‘Bots hate humans. In fact Tailgate loves ‘em a lot.

Dat’s some big talk comin’ from you. An’ I don’t go around makin’ pointless bets with ‘Cons. I ain’t gainin’ nothin’ from it so there’s point.

[seismic-ironmaiden]

Hey, I know how to handle situations. And I would say the same for your Autobots, y'know. Aren't half of you guys, like, cray-cray over that Prime guy, and the other half just try to backstab or dethrone him or something?

...really? Oh. Uh... alright then. I don't know who Tailgate is, but, alright. I guess you consider yourself one of those human-loving mechs, right?

I say a lot of slag, but at least I know the slag that I'm saying. Aw, party pooper. You guys are no fun.

[catanmagnus]

stay away from me

far far away from me

*insert internal screaming for Rodimus here*

[seismic-ironmaiden]

*why did it look like she was*

*OK OK DAMAGE CONTROL*

*even though she couldn't do damage control to save her life*

I won't hurt you I promise promise promise! See? Look! No attacking! Right? DDD= *moves waaaaay back nonetheless*

[catanmagnus]

bad touch

BAD TOUCH

BAD TOUCH

[seismic-ironmaiden]

*what*

*what's that?*

*panic?! DD=*

Bad touch? What's a bad touch? DDD= Is that bad?

...oh, wait, you're talking about me, right?

...I'm sorry man I didn't meant to scare you! DDDD= *whiiiine*

[catanmagnus]

seismic-ironmaiden:

Oh hey! You’re human again! =D Hi! (is stupid and notices her)

Shit.

[seismic-ironmaiden]

Wait... why are you giving me that look. Wait...

Oh. 

Oh.

Whoops.

Um... aw slaggit I slagging slagged up again.

...hi there again? D=

...I won't hurt you I promise. DDD=

[silkymoustache]

No they're not. And what do ya mean how? It's not like it's hard or anythin'.

Well if ya ever can reach me on the battlefield then we'll see. Other than that, keep dreamin'. Pretty sure you'll run into Arcee first or somebody as crazy.

[seismic-ironmaiden]

Well they should be. Decepticons aren't a laughing matter, especially if you're an Autobot. You're a 'Bot, aren't ya? So you should be worried about us.

I mean yeah, but... I thought you guys didn't like humans or something? Or maybe I'm just thinking about some other 'Bots...

Even if I run into that lunatic I'll still smack her down. And then I'll smack you down. =) Wanna bet, Roddy?

[inboxstuff]

Our muse has slept in! Send me a ♓ and I'll tell you how my muse would wake yours.

[silkymoustache]

I’ll stop bein’ fussy when ya stop hangin’ around her capiche? I have enough ‘o worry about an’ i don’t need ‘o add some nosy ‘Con to th’ list.

And I don’t care ya know.

[seismic-ironmaiden]

Fine fine fine. Yeesh... you're a real fussy one, aren't ya? Aren't all 'Cons on your list to worry about? They should be. Hmph. Wonder how you even got around being nice to a human. Does she like you?

Ya should. I'm pretty sure you would care next time I charge into battle and step on your face. Just a warning in advance~

[seismic-ironmaiden]

garbagemechcometh has found the iron maiden

[garbagemechcometh]

"Oh, erm, very interesting sometimes." The small mech chortles, smiling up at the femme, though his expression turns a little sly after a moment.

"Not not allowed to be here, but I still probably, erm, shouldn’t be wandering around?" His voice softly quirks at the end, his optics bright and interested…and more than a little cheeky, even as he gently returns the servoshake, "Erm, oh, don’t worry about it, I don’t get intimidated very often, startled, yes, but not intimidated."

He peers up at her, and bites his lip, giggling out, “You just seem like the cuddly sort.”

[seismic-ironmaiden]

Even with the slyness Crasher still thought the guy was so cute. If anything, it made him more cute.

"Meh. I wander around all the time and get lost and all that fun stuff. ...actually, it is kind of fun, getting lost. Then you have to figure out where you are and get back to where you started. I dunno, I guess wandering isn't all that bad."

Crasher blinked behind her visor, then gave the other a big cheeky smile. "Really? What makes you think that, cutie?" Was he asking for a cuddle? =D Crasher didn't mind giving out cuddles at all!

[seismic-ironmaiden]

((I really have to stop doing this dress up maker thing))

((But I really can't at the same time. ;;A;;))

((Here, have a few Crashers.))

[bigmisterc-deactivated20140322]

Describe my muse in three words. I can only publish, not respond.

[frommemetoyou]

SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TEXTS TO SEE HOW THEY REACT

[text] I might be pregnant

[text] Are you pregnant?

[text] I’ll be home earlier than expected!

[text] I won’t be home today, don’t wait up

[text] How would you feel about moving in?

[text] I have a surprise for you!

[text] I’ve got the popcorn, chosen the film- all you have to do is turn up

[text] I don’t care if you’re throwing up lava, I’d rather spend the day with you than them

[text] Can you stop taking my underwear please?

[text] Might need you to bail me out…

[text]You’re really cute when you sleep

[text] Wish you were here

[text] So bored without you!

[text] You’re boring me.

[text] Surprise me!

[text] Where are you? I’m stuck talking to your uncle and he’s starting to interrogate me…

[text] I love you, see you later x

[text] I’m running late- sorry!

[text] Just want you to know, my parents want to meet you

[text] Do you want to go?

[text] I want to spoil you

[text] How do you do this everyday?

[text] So, when can I meet the parents?

[text] Why are you in a wedding dress shop?

[text] You’re late! What’s taking so long?

[text] I got your orange juice, was there anything else you wanted?

[text] Good morning future wife/ husband x

[text] Sleep well my love x

[seismic-ironmaiden]

I didn’t slagging touch her, jeez! >=(  Calm your diodes, dude!

If you do come at me, though, just know that I’ll probably kick you into the next orbital before you manage to touch me.

[silkymoustache]

I’m pretty sure you grabbed her. That’s the same as touching. So no, I will not calm them.

Pft, whatever…

[seismic-ironmaiden]

...aw, come on! Fine, I touched her, but I didn't hurt her! Slaggit all, stop being so fussy. I have no interest in hurting humans.

Don't you 'whatever' me. I can do it, y'know. >=(

[silkymoustache]

If said unnamed Autobot see’s one scratch on their pet you’re getting punched in the face.

[seismic-ironmaiden]

I didn't slagging touch her, jeez! >=(  Calm your diodes, dude!

If you do come at me, though, just know that I'll probably kick you into the next orbital before you manage to touch me.