To the Victor go the Profits

Indie SG Rodimus Prime  Don't mess with us seekers, capiche? M!A: Accepting

[badspeeder]

RODIMUS

“We? Who th- Oh! Ya still talkin’ ‘o those skeletons in your closet. What a shame. Mech please, I do more walkin’ than those frame do talkin’ in ya head! But dats okay. Because unlike dat ugly mug o’ yours, this handsome face is in a forgivin’ mood.”

“Not in my closet. They’re somewhere you can’t find them and damage more. What are you- forgiving mood? What are you supposed to be forgiving me for? Keep that scrap to yourself- I don’t need anything from you. You should be asking me for all of that, you backstabbing bolt.”

[silkymoustache]

"Ah, ya wound me. And here I am tryin' 'o be civil an' ya just go an' ruin it all. Besides what there to damage or bother? I already got what I want...an' honestly whatever you've been doin' lately really doesn't matter. Buuuut, if ya an apartment or ya know...a place 'o call home. I'm sure I can find ya somethin'. "

[badspeeder]

RODIMUS

“Don’t see me scavengin’ for anythin’ do ya? So yeah, I’ll say I’m thrivin’…or livin’ or just bein’ successful. An’ it’s okay ‘o miss me, don’t be shy.”

“That’s nice. Neither are we. We’re doing just fine out here, thanks for asking. If you call sitting on your aft success, then congrats. K-Kyeheheheh. Oh, please, your faceplate is an abomination to my optic- at least I know that mine’s ugly.”

[silkymoustache]

"We? Who th- Oh! Ya still talkin' 'o those skeletons in your closet. What a shame. Mech please, I do more walkin' than those frame do talkin' in ya head! But dats okay. Because unlike dat ugly mug o' yours, this handsome face is in a forgivin' mood."

[badspeeder]

RODIMUS

“Pft, please. I’m not dat stupid, if I were I don’t think I would have survived this long~ But look at me now. Thrivin’!”

“Thriving ? Is that what you call it these days? My my my, we are in denial, aren’t we? K-Kyeheheheh. And yet, I still can’t say I’ve missed you one bit !”

[silkymoustache]

"Don't see me scavengin' for anythin' do ya? So yeah, I'll say I'm thrivin'...or livin' or just bein' successful. An' it's okay 'o miss me, don't be shy."

[badspeeder]

RODIMUS

“And here I thought we were good ‘ol friends. Ya know with th’ whole drunk talk an’ all.”

“Bold of you to assume that a drunken talk is anything honest. K-Kyeheheheh. Did you actually think we were friends again?”

[silkymoustache]

"Pft, please. I'm not dat stupid, if I were I don't think I would have survived this long~ But look at me now. Thrivin'!"

[badspeeder]

“Ah, you’re all still alive. What a pity.”

[silkymoustache]

"And here I thought we were good 'ol friends. Ya know with th' whole drunk talk an' all."

[silkymoustache]

[[ Omg Omg OMG! Okay so I was just reading up on SG Magnus on tfwiki and I think I broke my brain. After reading about Magnus I read about the Earth he went to and we’ll… it turns out the universe he went to pretty much destroyed two other universes because it was occupying their space or something. Tfwiki pretty much said the Classic universe split off from the US Marvel Universe and over wrote the GoBots universe.]]

[[Also, universe hopping doesn’t even seem like a big deal in SG since they have the technology and Prime pretty much exiled Alpha Trion from their universe. ]]

[[Magnus destroying that universe…doesn’t seem so bad… to me at least. Plus did you guys know that the Transtech Optimus Prime is closely inspired by the life of Barack Obama? ]]

[supremelaxbro-deactivated202109]

not to offend anyone here but, im beautiful and anyone would be lucky to have me

[rinpin]

TAKE IT OFF PRIME!!! B)

[silkymoustache]

(I’m just going through my archives looking for one post and I forgot captainrodimus used to call Rodimus, Roddymuffin xD)

[silkymoustache]

"Why are you doing this to me?"

There was no answer. No reply. No smart remark back. Rodimus simply kept his mouth shut for once as he stared at the speedster. His processor felt over clocked, after their last interaction he just... He didn't know how to properly react to Blurr, and it was a but frustrating. "...."

[melodies-and-sitar-deactivated2]

Anonymously send me "❤" + a url and I'll kiss whomever it is.

[sendtoaskbox]

[silkymoustache]

send me one for my muse's reaction

"Are we really doing this?"

"Are you doing this to upset me?"

"Friends don't look at each other like that."

"Give me a chance."

"I am not doing that."

"I can prove you wrong."

"I can show you the world."

"I did a bad thing."

"I don't want to love you, but I do."

"I missed you."

"I regret last night."

"I think we can pull through."

"I think you need to get in my bed. Now."

"I thought you were gone forever."

"I want you naked. Now."

"I'm a bad person."

"I'm breaking up with you."

"I'm not who you think I am."

"I'm pregnant."

"If you and I were the only two people alive on the planet, I still wouldn't have sex you."

"Marry me?"

"Please, don't do this."

"Stop yelling at me."

"That outfit would look better on my bedroom floor."

"There is no one I hate more than you."

"This is not fair."

"This is not the time nor place."

"We are not getting a pet."

"We can't do this anymore."

"What are you doing?"

"Who do you think you are?"

"Why are you doing this to me?"

"Why aren't you answering my calls?"

"You shouldn't have done that."

"You'll regret this."

"You're being inappropriate."

"You're the one person I actually trust."

[strangemonochromes]

[alittlebitnerdy]

Isn’t this the babadook’s lesbian sister?

[silkymoustache]

Doesn’t even know what came over him the last few days. He invited Blurr over. Invited him over and they drank. Slag, did they drink so much. There was a reason why Rodimus hardly ever touched highgrade. 

They drank, they talked....about a lot of stuff...too much in fact.  

[silkymoustache]

No, Blurr, keep that sharp armor to yourself. Too drunk and mellow to be getting stabbed by drunk people. Once they made it to the shuttle, the engine roared loudly and Rodimus knew he had pissed him off. “We’re here we’re here, stop complaining and take us back to the drop point.” 

Rodimus let Blurr fall into a seat in time before the shuttle took off without warning. Losing his balancing he crashed into Blurr before forcing himself onto another seat. He was going to kill Thyristor when he sobered up. “Ugh…,” he felt like he dented his plating from that. From zero to top speed was not fun. 

[badspeeder]

Blurr slouched in his seat. The speed didn’t seem to bother him, but he was a speedster himself. His claws flexed as he tried to regain control. It was hard and it taxed his already aching processor. Once they arrived, he stumbled up on his pedes and toppled his way out of the shuttle. He looked to Rodimus, then the bridge. “Szzzzzzzkkztee you around.” He began to make his way to his bridge home, barely able to walk and obviously close to a shut down.

[silkymoustache]

He gave a one handed wave at Blurr before the shuttle took off again. He thoroughly passed out in the shuttle.

Tomorrow was going to be a long day.

[silkymoustache]

No, Blurr, keep that sharp armor to yourself. Too drunk and mellow to be getting stabbed by drunk people. Once they made it to the shuttle, the engine roared loudly and Rodimus knew he had pissed him off. “We’re here we’re here, stop complaining and take us back to the drop point.” 

Rodimus let Blurr fall into a seat in time before the shuttle took off without warning. Losing his balancing he crashed into Blurr before forcing himself onto another seat. He was going to kill Thyristor when he sobered up. “Ugh...,” he felt like he dented his plating from that. From zero to top speed was not fun. 

[silkymoustache]

Didn’t even pay any mind to the fact that he was hit upside the head. Instead he just started laughing, doing his best not to spill the drink in his hand. “He tried so hard! I’d give him that, but trying to get us punished only got himself punished instead!” 

Rodimus looked at his internal clock and groaned mentally. He was way past the time he was suppose to start heading back to Thyristor, the shuttle they had arrived in. Scooting out of the booth, Rodimus stumbled before motioning to the door. “Come on, we should get going. Don’t want to end up at the wrong place and time like Cliffjumper did.” He laughed. Cliffjumper always had a knack for being at the wrong place.

[badspeeder]

Blurr’s optic flickered and he looked over at the sudden lack of company . Rodimus was getting up ? And he should follow. Ah. He swallowed down his last drink and slid out of the booth. He stood on his pedes and rocked slightly . His optical feed wasn’t working properly. His processor was beginning to ache. And his limbs were moving a lot slower than he thought. Or maybe they were faster. He took one step, but it must have been miscalculated. The speed enhancer on his back activated and he was sent careening into the next table, claws digging in and leaving marks. He snarled, pushing himself up. Nothing was responding correctly. He reached a claw out, feeling for something to grab onto so he could make his way back at a proper pace.

[silkymoustache]

Rodimus had to refocus his optics. One minute Blurr was getting up he next he was gone. And right into a table he went, Rodimus couldn’t help the laughter that burst out of his mouth. Walking over to Blurr, he hoisted the mech up and held onto his arm as they walked out of the bar at a very slow pace. “Come on Blurr...before you shut down and become this places new welcoming mat.” 

The crowd had died down and all that remained were the late night stragglers.