[unfuck-it]

you fucked up

idk what you’re referring to but probably

[twinnedpeaks]

journal excerpt, july first

[soulmemesarc]

sexual tension prompts

loving reminder that "my muse" is the person reblogging the meme and "your muse" is your muse! if you want to reverse these, add a +, like so: [ PIN ] + and the roles will switch! these prompts are inspired by THIS MEME! they're designed for all muses, regardless of whether they've interacted before or not!

[ PIN ] : your muse pins my muse against a wall.

[ HANDS ] : our muses' hands touch. (anything from grazing past or the hand holding content we all deserve.)

[ GAZE ] : your muse watches my muse from across a crowded room.

[ GUIDE ] : in order to guide my muse, your muse presses a hand against the small of their back.

[ INVITE ] : your muse asks mine into a private room with nobody else present.

[ TOUCH ] : our muses touching one another discreetly but intimately in a public setting.

[ LICK ] : your muse licks something from their thumb or lips in front of my muse.

[ SLEEVES ] : your muse rolls up their sleeves to reveal their forearms.

[ SMIRK ] : while interacting with my muse, your muse can't resist a smirk.

[ NECKLACE ] : your muse fastens a necklace around my muse's neck.

[ CLOSE ] : our muses are in a position which leads to your muse stepping intimately closer to my muse.

[ UNBUTTON ] : due to heat or stress or other reasons, your muse unbuttons the top of their shirt to reveal their neckline.

[ DANCE ] : our muses dance together in close quarters.

[ DEFEND ] : your muse intervenes between my muse and a source of unwanted attention.

[ TEXT ] : your muse texts intimate content to my muse.

[ PHONE ] : while on the phone with my muse, your muse flirts teasingly during the call.

[ BEHIND ] : unexpectedly, your muse arrives close to my mind from behind, taking them by surprise.

[ WET ] : our muses find one another in a torrential downpour of rain, both soaking wet.

[ LEAN ] : your muse leans tantalisingly close to my muse to retrieve something or catch their attention.

[ LOOK ] : your muse initiates intense eye contact with my muse.

[ ALONE ] : our muses find one another alone in an isolated setting.

[ ASK ] : your muse asks my muse if they're single.

[ WHISPER ] : your muse leans close to my muse's ear in order to whisper something to them.

[ BRUSH ] : your muse reaches forward to brush a strand of my muse's hair from their eyes.

[ STEADY ] : your muse steadies my muse by placing their hands on their waist when my muse almost falls against them.

[ SMILE ] : your muse begins to grin at something my muse is saying, like a big unstoppable grin.

[ PULL ] : your muse pulls my muse into their side as they're walking together.

[daweyt]

arabic poetry is so beautifully yet painfully romantic, i mean “they asked “do you love her to death?” i said “speak of her over my grave and watch how she brings me back to life" and “because my love for you is higher than words, i've decided to fall silent" could have got jane austen crying and shaking

[dustyheartmug]

thinking about the casual intimacy of showing someone you love an unfinished work of art, the underlying message saying, i trust you with my unpolished heart

[the-empyric-vault]

Dragon Age Based Prompts

Change pronouns/insert words etc. as needed

"If you say one more word about The Game, I'm going to throw up on your perfect shoes."

"Did we kill the wrong one?"

“I’m sorry my mabari ate your paintbrushes.”

"You can't do this in the royal gardens!"

"Negotiations are going poorly"

"You developed a whole new spell... for me?"

"Does he normally just lay like that without moving?"

"It's improper to be seen doing that"

"Why do you fight like you're running out of time?"

"Magic is Chaos, Art and Science. It is a curse, a blessing and a progression."

“That was my tooth! My TOOTH you nug-humping sea foam flecked bastard!”

"Nobody tell ___!"

“Why is there a dead noble in my study?”

"In the Fade, believe nothing you hear and only half that you see."

"Who will win the prestigious title of Mr./Mrs. Thedas?"

"That's a lot of blood."

"Fucking demon shit!"

"We won't be able to hide in time."

"Maker, forgive us for the dozen or so extremely annoying bastards we're about to send to your side. It's them or us. I think you'll agree we made the right choice."

“Yes, but, why are my small-clothes on the rafters?”

"This better not take long. I already tried to kill three people at this table."

"You're a heretic! You cannot say such things in a Chantry."

"Honestly? Fuck the Chantry."

"Why are we NOT killing this demon?"

“You did not just compare me to a [Thedosian animal of your choice]!”

“I accidentally punched a Templar. A few times. At least ten.”

“There’s no problem a well-aimed fireball can’t fix.”

"No! Dragon-hunting is not a way to kill time, it's a way to kill us."

"Void! Did I say that out loud?"

"Your magic makes me feel safe.”

“This deal is shadier than a Darktown whore."

"Well that went splendidly. Drinks at the tavern later?"

[seizedagger]

xx. Hello there! This is a brief re-introduction post while I test out rebooting this blog!

I’m Jess or Jay (either one is fine) - I’m well over 18 and I’ve been rping on and off since I was 11/12 years old in the neopets forums, wayyy back in the day. I actually started an rp blog for this character back in 2014. Since then, I’ve moved the blog a few times whenever I felt the need to archive. A couple years ago, I actually archived this blog and started a whole new blog! For a day! I honestly have no idea what blog it was so I decided to just reboot this one since there’s nothing wrong with it!!

Anyways, I hopped to different muses for a bit and ultimately went on a hiatus a couple years ago. For a few weeks now, I’ve really had the urge to start writing again - specifically this character! Kallian Tabris is my main Dragon Age HoF with less emphasis on the warden part and more emphasis on the Tabris part. By default I do assume she’s in that role, but I don’t typically play her as Warden Commander after DAO unless explicitly stated.

When writing Kallian, I like to focus more on the consequences of the blight and her place in it and not so much presenting her around as some hero or the savior of ferelden because she absolutely is not. She’s the typical smol but angy stereotype.

When writing with me, I suggest just writing and seeing where it takes us rather than placing timelines and determining strict details. I love AUs. I love shipping. I love writing sap, angst, fluff, really anything. Feel free to message me if you ever want to plot anything out! I do truly hope to find a couple people to establish some good stories with, which will keep me here much longer! I look forward to diving back into DARP/Fantasy, even though I may be rusty for a bit!

Thanks for reading my novel :) Please take anything on my page with a grain of salt since it was written years ago and truly needs some revision.

[seizedagger]

I’ve been really focused on art since the p*ndemic started so naturally had to finally do a piece for Kallian <3

[seizedagger]

from eritvita: ❝ gather your party and get in all kinds of trouble? ❞

“Gather my party?”

Weight shifts to the balls of her feet, leaning forward and side to side to peer around the man — searching, searching, searching for a moment too long for anyone else but playfully confirms it’s just the two of them.

“A party of two? Trouble?” Kallian bites the nail of her thumb, the other hand patting a secured pouch on her hip which emits a clinking sound of coin. She gives a familiar grin - the very same that has gotten them in trouble more than surely either of them could count, toothy and sharp.

“My dear Roland, what do have in mind? A tavern fistfight? Dancing around fire in the nude? Need we oil up a nug for this troublesome event?”

[rpmemetic]

✯ DRAGON AGE GENERATOR SENTENCES / PART TWO

↪ A list of SENTENCES from the Dragon Age Generator blog on Tumblr, to be used and changed however you see fit. possible trigger WARNINGS for profanity and violence.

↪ All parts can be found here.

❝ and they say summoning demons never solves anything! ❞ ❝ are you serious? right in front of my inquisition? ❞ ❝ at this point, the headache i’m developing is preferable to the templar order. ❞ ❝ carry on. i love to kill people. ❞ ❝ date a girl who summons demons. ❞ ❝ don’t worry. getting in all kinds of trouble and saving the world are what i’m best at. ❞ ❝ don’t worry. kissing girls and killing templars are what i’m best at. ❞ ❝ for 8000 sovereigns a month i will stop getting in all kinds of trouble. ❞ ❝ gather your party and get in all kinds of trouble? ❞ ❝ getting eaten by dragons is human culture. ❞ ❝ guess i’ll summon demons. ❞ ❝ have you ever licked an apostate in winter? ❞ ❝ he say “do you love me?” i tell him “only partly” i only love my necromancy and my dragons, i’m sorry. ❞ ❝ gather your party and suffer various deaths of body and spirit? ❞ ❝ i am dying of something worse than death. magical fisting. ❞ ❝ i destroy the world because it’s the right thing to do. ❞ ❝ i have a purpose. i have pretty girls. ❞ ❝ i want to be a dog. ❞ ❝ if all else fails, raise the dead. ❞ ❝ if she breathes she’s an abomination. ❞ ❝ improvise. adapt. kill ancient gods. ❞ ❝ it was a dark time. there was one light. dragons. ❞ ❝ it’s a good day to bring doom upon all the world. ❞ ❝ it’s nothing personal, i just don’t work with bald people. ❞ ❝ it’s over, ____. i have the egg. ❞ ❝ last night, i saw ____ helping people … then he blew up the chantry. i tell you he must be an abomination or something. ❞ ❝ magic exists to raise the dead and never to save people. change my mind. ❞ ❝ make ____ bald again. ❞ ❝ news of the hour: ____ is an ass. ❞ ❝ nobody steals my dwarf. ❞ ❝ nobody steals my good hair. ❞ ❝ oh, hello … i’m suffering various deaths of body and spirit. would you like to join me? ❞ ❝ once i learn how to unite the lands against the blight it’s over for you bitches. ❞ ❝ press f to unite the lands against the blight. ❞ ❝ self care is uniting the lands against the blight. ❞ ❝ some people??? destroy the world???? to cope??????? ❞ ❝ sometimes to achieve the world one desires, one must put on a dress and dance the remigold. ❞ ❝ the dogs had sought to usurp heaven. but instead, they destroyed it. ❞ ❝ this is so sad alexa summon demons. ❞ ❝ those bastards made me get rid of my goat. poor ser crush-something-soft-and-watch-it-fountain-blood-a-lot. ❞ ❝ though darkness closes, i am shielded by pretty girls. ❞ ❝ what is needed now is not another templar order, but fine dwarven crafts, direct from ____. ❞ ❝ when i was in the circle, demonic possession was only a game. ❞ ❝ while you were partying, i brought doom upon all the world. ❞ ❝ while you were partying, i made this place a sanctum of healing and salvation. ❞ ❝ woman laughing alone with swords. ❞ ❝ you hear that, ____? i’m a giant spider. ❞ ❝ you just can’t throw a decent party without kissing witches. ❞ ❝ you should kiss someone else. like me. i like being kissed. ❞ ❝ your cat is a gift, but it’s also a curse. ❞

[seizedagger]

xx. Yooo anyone still here?!

[heckin-slimchonk]

Please reblog this and help spread the word! 

Yup, that’s right, I’m finally opening up commission slots. If you think my art is something that’s okay enough to want, buddy, I will ART FOR YOU.

You may already know this but I just moved up north and I’m a bROKE BEESH. I’m currently waiting for my new job to start next month and I need money for bills, gas, and just, you know, LIVING. 

If you’re a Christmas-er, or a loved one is, you have SIX DAYS (as of writing this post lolol) to get that last minute present! Luckily, I will have your commission to you within 24-48 hours. The sooner you hop on this train, the sooner you’ll get your arts. But of course, we have other holidays, and also… who doesn’t just want art?! LOOK AT ALL THESE OPTIONS~!!! 

I’m best and quickest at portraits, so give your OCs or any characters and I will not charge any extra if they’re not human. 

Guidelines

I will draw nsfw with the exclusion of: minors, noncon, and watersports. You must be 18+ to commission any nsfw pieces.

FURRY ART is totally fine! I will not charge more. 

Each additional character is +$10 in portrait, +$15 for full body. Want a group photo with a bunch of OCs, or maybe you and your friends? Message me and we’ll work out a deal. 

I will NOT draw hate pieces or anything remotely anti-lgbtq. I have the right to tell you no.

Once the commission is discussed and payment is received, I will then start the piece and get it to you within the 24-48 hour time frame. Depending on the complexity of the piece, I will give you a more precise time of when the expect the finished piece. I will allow 1 revision, but this may add a few extra hours. There will be no refunds.

Pay What You Want

As stated in the image, you will get what you pay for. It’s very likely you will receive a piece that I determine is worth more. This can range from a quick line art to a full-blown painted piece. I will never give you something less than what I believe is appropriate, but there will be no refunds should you disagree. This is a good opportunity for anyone who wants something but can’t quite pay my prices.

Want a Physical Gift?

I will gladly offer to print, frame, gift wrap, and even write a note if you’re commissioning for a friend. Price will vary on where it’s shipping to (from the US), and how quickly you’ll want it there. Starting price will be around an extra +$15. Please let me know immediately if this is something you’re interested in. 

Tips? I have a kofi!

https://ko-fi.com/halloweenscorpio

Interested?

Contact me! I’ll also be happy to discuss anything outside of what I’m offering.

Tumblr: xtrabode Email: [email protected] Discord: UnicornCandies#6923

[seizedagger]

xx. when you haven’t logged into ur blog for months and your ship partner still tags reblogs of your ship 

@eritvita

[seizedagger]

eritvita:

His is a rightful dog to find her appealing in her naked, vulnerable state, clinging to him in her desperate fashion for a sense of warmth and communal safety. He breathes deep ‘pon himself in a calm, steadying breath, and allows her to slip ‘away from him. He grins for her benefit; he rubs his thumb tenderly against the ridge of her softened cheek.

Familiar comfort allows his gaze to linger too long on her exposed breasts, converting them to memory, before he deigns it fit to properly reply to her. “Go, gain thy comfort.” He goes to stand, pressing a kiss on her brow as pert as any flower. “I will conform to the packing. … and to clean myself of this disgusting ploy.” He makes a face at the splattering of blood against him, snort from his nose whence struck in the thought of his drowsy bit of sleep. On his chest it begins to flake, and fleck, and he brushes tiny spots ‘way from his naked skin with the side-swipe fashion of brushing away dust. 

Had she any proper clarity of the situation, he would have been properly teased for his lingering eyes -- perhaps a playful punch to the arm. However, Kallian had hardly managed to speak properly, let alone be so mischievous to act as herself. Her forearm presses against the sweat upon her forehead, pushing back the mess of long knotted hair from her vision and she proceeds to the chest that sits at the foot of the bed.  She lifts the lid, holding it open as her other hand slowly rifles through its contents in search of any sort of clothing -- the sudden movement causing yet another bout of vertigo. Her chest binds tightly in lingering anxiety as her vision twists and tunnels, shallow breaths race in quiet, and she can’t help as her forehead leans forward to press against the open lid, eyelids fluttering shut in the spell of dizziness. 

Though the nightmares had once been so common, never had she felt the sting of her own blood coursing through her veins with every heavy beat of her heart. The Warden manages to open her eyes once more, now looking down at her own wrist. Her fingers contract into a balled fist, once, twice, and even by the dim glow of candlelight, she notices how much darker her veins run beneath her sun-kissed flesh. She wonders if this shows -- if the circles beneath her eyes have become more prominent, if that vein on her temple that bulges with her temple is now noticeable even while she rests. 

As Roland stands, so visibly offended by the trace of his own blood on upon his skin, she mutters a question offbeat -- “Do you think a Grey Warden could even pass away in their sleep? Are we all doomed to rot away with Darkspawn?”

In truth and in her daze, she hadn’t realized she had spoken out loud. Nevermind this, she pushes the thoughts away once more, reaching down to snatch whatever article of clothing that lays on the top of the neatly folded pile. It turns out to be a blanket and she accepts it -- even Rivain can hold a chill in the dead of the night, she wraps it tightly across her shoulders, holding it in places against her chest as her other hand snakes beneath it. Her eyes give an owlish blink and she heads toward her lover, nodding her head for him to continue outside.

[incorrectbioware]

Dragon Age:Origins/Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

[killiancomeback2me]

Ruby Lucas being unfairly beautiful | 2x16

[theelanvitcl-blog]

As surely as cats land on their feet in our lion steps, we stand firm, resilient                And as surely as the galaxy w e e p s for it’s stars                in our celestial bodies, we carry on                despite the war that scorches at our fingertips

Princess Allura of Voltron: Legendary Defender Private - Selective - Independent Mun and Muse 18+  -penned by jess