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jUst two cherUbs trying to rUn a blog! ONE DAY I WILL TRIuMPH OVER HuMANITY AND TROLLKIND. (ooc: feel free to send in asks about classpects, and the cherubs will answer them!)

[seldomdrawncherubs]

WELCOME, INSIGNIFICANT CREATuRES, TO THE SECOND GREATEST OF THESE SO-CALLED ASK BLOGS.

I ONLY SAY IT IS THE SECOND GREATEST FOR NOW. BECAuSE OF A CERTAIN NuISANCE.

IF SHE WERE TO BE REMOVED. THAT WOuLD CATAPuLT THIS BLOG TO EVEN GREATER HEIGHTS.

YOu MAY JEER YOuR FuTURE GOD IN THE SO-CALLED ASK BOX

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hello there! welcome to oUr ask blog!

my brother and i have started this project together. hopefUlly, he will want to cooperate more in the future ^u^

feel free to ask Us aboUt anything. maybe about cherUb life, jUst to say hello... maybe we coUld play games or have a discUssion, too!

farewell, dear readers! yoU may cheer Us in the askbox.

(ooc: feel free to send in asks about classpects, and the cherubs will answer them! Make sure to search your classpect first; I might have already answered!)

[seldomdrawncherubs]

Hell yes what will you do with your newly acquired bunny pal Callie... will you let him slash things with his sword

UU: can he cUt Up meat slices? that woUld be sUper cool!

[seldomdrawncherubs]

Wow caliborn I cant believe youre dissing dear sweet lil seb's culture like that... not a very alpha move to disrespect his minions like that...

uu: OH ANOTHER INFERIOR DIRK?

uu: WHY DO I CARE AGAIN?

[seldomdrawncherubs]

Bunny friendship ended with Caliborn, Lil Seb is now Callie's best bro.

[seldomdrawncherubs]

^-^ oooh callie is a bunny tooo? im the bunnest girl so that must mean i get to give her one ZILLION kissies?

UU: UuU!!!!

TG: GET HER ANON!!! HELLS YEAG!!!!

GG: Roxy, aren't you...jealous?

TG: nope i just want callie 2 be loved 5ever.

GG: Is that even allowed?

TG: Yeah?

GG: huh...

[UranianUmbra was crushed under a zillion kisses. She is truly loved!]

[seldomdrawncherubs]

hi Callie! did you see a picture of your brother's newest outfit? it's pretty cute, isn't it?

UU: oh, the cUtest! say, do yoU have any more of that cUtie princess powder? i woUld love a bottle of it.

UU: i'm already drawing a pictUre to immortalize it.

[seldomdrawncherubs]

woah roxy is here? can i ask her for hair advice? i love her curls <3

TG: moisture bby. at least 4 me. i make my own hair mask from pumpkin and it actually works lmao.

TG: but dont take too much advice from me. my hair is probs different from yours. check the internet for videos.

TG: hopefully u got more than pumpkins where you are

[seldomdrawncherubs]

callie, i think i have some things in common with you.

both of us have brothers that we're afraid of.

both of us think we're not as pretty as other people say (you are pretty by the way)

both of us like to tell stories

both of us are... less than comfortable in our bodies, or at least we like imagining ourselves differently.

and of course, we both want to kiss girls teehee!

UU: oh...i wish you were not also so afraid...

UU: my brother wants to give the anons forehead kisses, and now i want to give them hugs...

UU: be safe, okay, anon?

UU: and i do wish there was a way to feel as pretty as people tell me i do...bUt this body evolved to intimidate.

[seldomdrawncherubs]

hhey, callie... it's me again.

the... the girl who wanted to hold your hand?

i... it's ok. i don't need to... hold your hand. roxy is... a lucky girl, that's all.

but... please... don't say you're not pretty... you're... you're...

gorgeous.

UU: U///_///U

TG: wonk

[seldomdrawncherubs]

Wow caliborn I cant believe youre dissing dear sweet lil seb's culture like that... not a very alpha move to disrespect his minions like that...

uu: OH ANOTHER INFERIOR DIRK?

uu: WHY DO I CARE AGAIN?

[seldomdrawncherubs]

Hey callie! If your trollsona godtiered, would she have wings? What would they look like?

UU: cherUbs UsUally get feathery wings. my alt self had white wings.

UU: bUt if i coUld, my trollsona woUld have very big moth wings! perhaps like a lUna moth, very lovely and green. or like one of those silk moths...i do also love rosy maple moth wings. i know i have lime blood, bUt the pink and yellow look like candy!

UU: i like that idea...being flUffy and bright. if i coUld, maybe they coUld even be rainbow colored! i do love bright things. there aren't enoUgh of them here.

UU: cotton candy moth wings soUnd nice...pinks and blUes and greens and every other color...

[seldomdrawncherubs]

Caliborn. Did you know that in bunny hierarchies, the alpha bunny gets ALL of the kisses from others?

uu: I AM A POWERFUL MuSCLE SNAKE WOLF HuMAN CHERuB. NOT A FLuFFY BuNNY.

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TG: callie is an alpha bnuy giv her all th forehead kisses

[seldomdrawncherubs]

Caliborn. I am an amazing alpha male. May i kiss your forehead now. Please.

uu: NO. I AM THE FOREHEAD KISSER.

uu: IF YOu ARE REALLY AN ALPHA. YOu MAY REQUEST ONE. I WILL DEEM YOu WORTHY. IF YOu BRING ME. A SKuLL.

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UU: who is going to tell him forehead kisses do not work like that? it's not a condescending thing.

UU: i'm going to see if i can get roxy here again...i miss her so mUch...

[seldomdrawncherubs]

Caliborn i hope you know that I love you alot. Youre amazing. Kisses your forehead lovingly.

uu: *wipes it off* YOu WILL NOT SEDuCE ME. WITH THE FOREHEAD KISSES.

uu: THOSE ARE RESERVED FOR THE MOST PROFANE. OF YAOIS.

uu: BESIDES. AS THE ALPHA. I AM THE BEST.

uu: THEREFORE! IT IS I WHO WILL BESTOW THE FOREHEAD KISSES. THE MANLIEST ONES. FOR THE MANLIEST MANBROS. AND NOT TO MERE MINION ANONS. WHO COWER BEHIND GRAY MASKS. LIKE MY SISTER.

uu: YOu FILTHY MINDED FIEND.

uu: NOW WHERE IS DIRK.

[seldomdrawncherubs]

Caliborn, if I did everything right, a silver bottle should appearify in your room right about........ now.

It's filled with epic lord power beverage. Only you are strong enough to drink it.

(hehehe... little does he know, it's actually spiked with princess powder to give him a little princess outfit and makeup...)

[undyingumbrage started jeering anon and golgothasTerror]

uu: WHY IS THE INSIDE PINK.

GT: Not quite sure, chum, but I'd say it's best to follow anon's instructions to the letter!

uu: YOu ARE AN uNWISE MINION. GLITTER IS POISON. TO A MANLY MAN.

GT: Perhaps that's the point of this old riddle!

uu: WHAT

GT: Manly men abhor glitter and pink

uu: YES

GT: But it's hardly manly or gentlemanly to turn your nose up at something because you're afraid of a bit of sparkle.

uu: ARE YOu CALLING ME A COWARD.

GT: Never, dear old patron manbro. You're hardly the sort to let this phase you. You, friend, are the pinnacle of masculinity.

uu: YES

GT: Bottoms up, then! Take a swig.

uu: OF COuRSE.

*POOF*

(Caliborn is now Pretty. Cue happy music!)

uu: ANON! I WILL HAVE YOuR HEAD ON A PLATTER!

GT: (golgothasTerror is an idle chum)

uu: MY MINIONS CONSPIRE AGAINST ME.

uu: THE WOE. IS uNBEARABLE

uu: IS THIS WHAT IS CALLED. ROCK BOTTOM?

uu: THIS IS MISERY.

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[seldomdrawncherubs]

...

um, callie...?

i... i want to... tell you,

...

um...

>///<

i... sort of... wanna maybe...

ki-

um! i mean...

i wanna... hold your hand?

>///////<

[UranianUmbra started cheering anon and tipsyGnostalgic]

UU: i am already with roxy. i am so flattered, thoUgh! yoU are sUrely a lovely person and yoU will find someone mUch prettier than me...oh goodness...

TG: lmaoo

TG: tease her more her cheek spirals light up and its totes adorable. luv it.

UU: roxy!

TG: i know u also like jane. we shld talk about poly.

UU: i can barely believe i have one girlfriend...i can't do two....UnU...

[seldomdrawncherubs]

CALIBORN YOU WERE SO PREOCCUPIED WITH YOUR PANTS THAT YOU FORGOT YOUR TYPING QUIRK!!!

WHAT A FOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

uu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[seldomdrawncherubs]

caliborn I am deeply infatuated with you

uu: AS YOu SHOuLD BE. NO ONE CAN RESIST. MY MASCuLINE CHARM.

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UU: are yoU feeling okay, anon? have yoU contracted some manner of parasite?