STOP MUMBLING.

Female lady gal, twenty years of age. File clerk at a law firm in California, yo. I hate people. But I love science. And hair. And makeup. ASK ME SOME SHIT, YOU FUCKERS. Btw no, I'm not actually a pony and I don't self-medicate. I promise. Stay in school, kids.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Six Californias [via] Context: Petition to Split California Into Six States Gets Green Light

[pravasi]

NO

[whomingdales-deactivated2024112]

As long as I’m in the same state as LA then it’ll be ok

[redloftwingfeathers]

WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING 

[self-medicating-pony]

JESUS

[tllst]

school nurse be like

[self-medicating-pony]

Perscribe omg

[bioilustra]

The Biggest - Puertasaurus reuili by ChrisMasna

[worldofmy-own-deactivated201708]

Tilda Swinton risked arrest waving a rainbow flag in front of the Kremlin in violation of Russia’s new homosexual propaganda bill. And she wants everyone who can to reblog it in solidarity.

Guys please reblog this, it won’t ruin your blog, this is important

[strictbeauties]

Thank you Tilda

[apriki]

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

[jocelynseip-deactivated20161019]

A NATIONAL HERO

[totallytransparent]

Semi Transparent Lips & Nails (changes colour with your blog background - drag it!)

[noteden]

OH YMG OSH THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED IT TO BE

[timereaper]

This. Is bad ass.

[kimchiiandtea-deactivated201306]

Ohmygoodness, it looks so cool on my page!

[lanaisqueen]

omg ogmomg THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED AT ALL

[essiecatter-deactivated20190308]

Beautiful.

[self-medicating-pony]

Me : makes a joke

*class laughs*

Me: smiles for half an hour, proud

[imagine-how-is-touch-the-booty]

The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can’t google the lyrics because there are none

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[the-highgarden]

[tyleroakley]

Corporate shade.

[moonpurinsu]

  so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“

i did it. it’s done.

[undeadsuits]

speaking of reversed Frozen gifs

(imgur)

[apaigeuniverse]

you turned a kids movie into an animated porno

[andisupreme]

oh my god

[self-medicating-pony]

DYING

[draftgiraffe-archive-deactivate]

How to cut glass

[emmy-the-great-deactivated20131]

[nahsoupbitch]

[rouxfus]

Doing this…..

[aubreygifs]

[memewhore]

[sofapizza]

whatcha thinkin bout?

oh i dunno.. motherfuckin stuff, i guess

[self-medicating-pony]

'Tis the season to be pissy and hate the world

[self-medicating-pony]

Mom: I have to start dinner can you watch your nephew?

Me: but I have to pee

Mom: okay then go pee I'll wait

Me: ... I also have to poop

Mom: OH WHAT A CONVENIENT COLON YOU HAVE

[self-medicating-pony]

Never shave when it's cold omg my goosebumps it stings so bad