The Observer of Time

32. They/Them. Queer as fuck . Witchy as hell . PNW

[ahighlyfunctionalfangirl]

very chaotic of Armand to be like "I'm on a healing journey and I'm dragging you with me, headless and all"

[jimmysownworld]

myshane struggles with letting go of not being seen as Masculine Guy All Of The Time due to the stereotypes asian men face and the “chirps” used against him in the league. myilya, however☝️

myilya knows this about myshane and will take on ‘feminine’ roles like his life depends on it (his husbands happiness and comfort do, so basically the same thing).

someone asks a weird invasion question of “whos the girl?” and myilya is looking at them like they are the stupidest person alive and responding “it is not obvious? he is built like a fucking tank, i am manhandled into next week every night. you are in May? i am already in October from his dick.”

someone makes a comment to them about kids? myilya is looking down holding his lower stomach and sighing wistfully “will be a long 9 months, i am still convincing him that we are ready for a baby.”

someone chirps shane with some racist comment about the size of his dick? myilya is behind myshane with his fingers pointed up his hands slowly moving apart till he gets to around the size of myshanes dick and grins like a fucking madman and nods while he bites his lip, only thing he says to the player is “feels great”. myilya also makes the jerk off on you motion while passing the racist player and laughs.

someone refers to shane as “the ol ball and chain” in the same tone he used to refer to his wife? myilya is saying in a confused voice “i like balls? and he is very good with chains, always makes sure they are comfortable. do your wives not do this?” and now everyone is uncomfortable🙂

[whichcouldmeanothing]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 3x04 "The Devil's Road"

[flyora]

Harris do his best as always

[saturnsconstellation]

sophi you’ve never disappointed me, i have been fed.

art by : @/sophithil on insta

[yuyurocky]

I think I remember reading about a theory that kakashi could have a good nose..because he could related from the Inazuka clan of his mother side..🤔..either way kinda cool if it's true..

I'd loved the idea iruka (as genin / early chunin) meet kakashi (as a anbu)..(*^▽^)/★*☆♪

[rabdoidal]

the reveal of louis knowing about devils minion the whole time made me like loumand more. what do you mean you were waiting for your husband to come home so he could tell you about how he was stalking and coddling the guy you're both psychosexually obsessed with

[hijkio]

Team 7 Modern AU 🏫📚

[drazhaq]

Happy Pride Month to everyone 🌈

Especially these two freaks

[elsa-fogen]

Pride month again

since next part of IF is gonna be late, have this instead

This prode comic is sponsored by my discord (someone sent this abomination of a guide to me and)

Masterpost

[preacherboyd]

The Vampire Lestat | New York

[drfish0-0]

the only healthy couple ever

i cant stop reading fics where they have forced proximity and fall head over heels embarassingly fast

[sunflowerbuckleys]

Derek Hale's life sucks so bad. Imagine you're nineteen your entire family is dead and your continued survival hinges on working with two of the most annoying sixteen year olds you've ever met who won't stop framing you for murder

[emmikay]

Shane Hollander: What are you, twelve?

Ilya Rozanov: Yeah, on scale of one to ten.

[trippedlaces]

Okay, but we don’t talk enough about how exactly this transpired. Feel like there are three most likely scenarios for why Shane asked Scott for gay vacation recommendations and they are all pretty funny:

(1) At some point in the four years prior, Scott's gay vacation sexcapades became public knowledge because his hookups talked, basically @gurlsrool's ten out of ten on a sped-up timeline.

(2) At some point in the four years prior, Scott dropped the dime on HIMSELF talking about his tortured closeted life in a sad wet dog interview that Shane read with a mixture of revulsion for Scott's weak ass and a longing that he did not care to investigate further.

(3) The funniest possible option: Shane did not know at all about Scott's European sex vacations, but he did the math and realized that: Scott is the only guy that Shane knows personally who a) has been publicly out as gay for at least one off-season and b) most crucially, is also in Shane's same income bracket. Because what else were they going to do, have Ilya ask Harris for ideas? Harris might have sent them to a Best Western in Quebec City.

[helvarcult]

[whooshsoohw]

I'm still laughing about "your dynamic personality overwhelmed me", like Armand did NOT want to compliment Lestat fr fr. Wtf is a dynamic personality. And then you have blondie responding "naturally" as if he actually heard a compliment. Brother, what are you bragging about? That was backhanded af!