Say Bricks And I’m There

Provider of Brick Facts, certified Gomez’s best friend

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

I am legally obligated to reblog anything associated with bricks no less than twenty times. I only reblog such things once because I consider myself and the bricks to be above the law

[catasters]

[idontgettechnology]

The time of his life.

[partlymadeofgold]

source: mooseandpeach_ on instagram! https://www.instagram.com/mooseandpeach_

[brick-match]

[bantambookeater]

@self-proclaimed-brick-expert

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Don't mention me in front of *actual* experts!

[mousegirlheart]

Visit Original Link

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

ASSIMILATE

[humoristics]

The ocean molded this clump of bricks into a rock shape

via

[pochowek]

real life texture glitch

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Domesticated rock has returned to the wild and become feral

[the-haiku-bot]

Domesticated

rock has returned to the wild

and become feral

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Dissenter, heretic

[lopbrick]

Brick found a very comfy position to snack on the chicory! <3

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

but when MY bricks rest against the... whatever you called it, I'm "expected to pay you back for the damages" and "man come on again? really?"

[guerrillatech]

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Well you’re gonna have to be more specific on what you think “vegan” means before I can confirm that

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Rate the fit

[laundryload]

playing cult of the lamb for the first time is this accurate ?

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

I only deal on one type of cult (it’s actually not a cult about bricks. that one’s officially an organized religion. I’m under blood oath to not reveal details about what the cult actually is though) but I’m pretty sure getting your Brick stat up is a good thing

[chemicahs]

putting butter on toasted bread is so good has anyone else tried this shit

[icksludge]

intersring dish. drop the recipe

[chemicahs]

Im so glad you asked! In my family, we’re a little different. For generations, butter has been a staple ingredient in all of our recipes. It all started in 1943 when my great grandfather Jo discovered cows. As a youngster he used to churn milk while watching the family of mourning doves on the neighbors land fight over the plumpest worms each morning. The doves feeding their children inspired grandpa Jo so much throughout the years that an idea sparked in his head. He then started the family business we all know as Bo’s kitchen (changed it to Bo for the letter B from butter.)

One day a young woman named Margeryne came into our shop and excitedly declared she also enjoyed making food in the shape of a rectangle. Upon hearing this grandpa Jo almost called his lawyer to file a lawsuit, assuming if anyone else found a way to make food in the shape of a rectangle it must be a stolen copy of our one-of-a-kind melt-in-your-mouth butter recipe. But he stopped dead in his tracks when he heard her call this rectangular food a “Loaf.” We stared in awe at her creation for what felt like hours. That’s when I tried bread for the very first time. It was shockingly delicious and wonderfully fluffy.

But, even then, I had never thought about putting butter on top of bread before. In this recipe I will show you how two rectangular foods combine to make something even greater, something that will make you say Mmmmm! like you’ve never said it before.

Ingredients:

- butter

- bread

Directions:

Toast 2 slices of bread, spread a pad of butter on the tops of each, serve warm.

[icksludge]

2 stars. it was terrible. idk what went wrong, i replaced the bread with a brick and the butter for cement paste to cut back on carbs (im on the curbs diet) and it just tasted like rocks. WTF. 😡😡

[eternalcyclicality]

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Oh I know what went wrong, if you replace one of the ingredients with bricks you have to replace ALL of them with bricks, otherwise it won’t taste quite right and you’ll look like a fucking moron

[txttletale]

oh you're concerned about the discord changes? you should switch to using Pig. you have to host your own server and it doesn't work on mobile and obviously it doesn't have the fancier features like screensharing and voice calls and servers and file sharing and friend requests and instant messaging but it's compatible with ModoHost and Grub

[zwierzoczlekoupior]

oh you're concerned about the discord changes? you should switch to using carrier pigeon. you have to host your own dovecote and it doesn't work on mobile and obviously it doesn't have the fancier features like screensharing and voice calls and servers and file sharing and friend requests and instant messaging but it's compatible with GreenPea and Seed.

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Oh you’re concerned about the disc orb changes or whatever the fuck? You should switch to The Bricks. Just take a brick from the wall *I demonstrate, winching in pain in the process* and whisper your message to it. “Gomez, we have a problem.”

Then put it back in the wall and another brick near the person who deserves to hear your message will fly out at Mach Yes towards their head. And maybe also tell them the message. It’s incompatible with any concept invented before or after January of this decade.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

now that we know that living the dream lets you do fucking whatever, i need you guys to give me more ideas to prepare

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Brick

Bricks plural

[hungry-hobbits]

go my brick 🫳︵🧱

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

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[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

BRIIIIIICK PLINKO- it got stuck… like immediately…

[thebrickmason]

Opinion on bricks this WILL be put on public record

Tastes ok. Like clay, but crunchier.

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Well you have brick in the name and are therefore obviously a certified expert (you would receive a 300$ fine otherwise)

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Uh. G-guys I think I killed them

[staff]

tumblr tuesday: beasts you've built

The best thing about watching all your delightfully ghastly beasties come out of the woodwork is seeing how their horrors endear you. Please enjoy this host of vile varmints, and please, we beseech you, click through to read about them and follow along. Where do they dwell? That’s for this week to determine. Stay tuned.

A pumpkin lad by @kellkyy​:

This whooshy fellow by @randomphrases​:

Autumn beast Aydee by @sarenhale​:

Gromulus the gromulus who is just happy to be here, by @spookyschwiftyskeletons​:

Vampire Rosalind by @cari0usel​:

Dai’vor, a creature of the forever consuming darkness given form, by @jasbell​:

Ezekial Spritz by @marquisedemasque​:

Hoardlord, a mythical jade and gold dragon, by @etb-eg​:

Angel the harpy and Oil Slick the sludge monster by @maryonnaise​:

As yet unnamed species by @justanotherfoolhere​:

Franzy the zombie by @eeveewhite97​:

A headless-chicken-inspired creature by @mayonaisalspray​:

Lawrence by @impossiblerebelblaze​:

A maned werewolf by @jadesjunk​:

Boots by @chili-bweens​:

This caring chap who looks after all the babies, by @enthusiastic-nimrod​:

Whisper the fae creature of unknown origin (fond of cheese curls). By @moonn3wt​:

A zombie scarecrow by @bogbees​:

Cloud Cover by @cntmtrarts​:

Count Cecil, Lord of Darkness, Devourer of Souls, The Proud Menace of Constellations, Grand Malice of All Things Precious by @silverqwaser​:

And finally, this enigmatic individual by @self-proclaimed-brick-expert​:

Wistfully watching this gremlinery from the shadows? There’s still time to get involved—your week 1 and week 2 templates await you!

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

I have to reblog this every so often we can’t forget this happened

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Send me YOUR brick facts and I will tell you why they are Not True

[greelin]

hey man this is a fight to the death. why are you bricked up rn

[actuallygodzilla]

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Those are my fucking weapons what are you talking about

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Okay so you and I both know damn well I was referring to the (thing commonly known to the uninitiated as a) building material but. Looking back at this, my… I think it still implies the same thing as the other two.